Lolcow Dani Sparkavery / Daniel Pelletier / Dani Pelletier/ @sparkavery - Chronically useless deadbeat troon dad who whines about his ex on twitter, embarrassment to his kids, is probably drunk right now

[AMHOLIO]

He looks like he's about to do unspeakable things to that poor cat.
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Muh Casey
Still lusting after the theater chick
More FaceApp coping

Bonus; some true words to live by!
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[a]

"Bruh did you get her phone number?"
"no I'm not crazy"
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I worry for that poor theater girl. Only crazy people post how they might talk about nipples to their crush on twitter.

Man his room is depressing. Mostly the beer in the corner.

This faceapp shit is the reason for half these troons, isnt it?
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Faceapp needs to pay for all the damage caused by AGP troons to their trans widows ngl.

 

[Comfy Gondola]

I worry for that poor theater girl. Only crazy people post how they might talk about nipples to their crush on twitter.

His nipple obsession is really strange and he never shuts up about it. Also I think it's funny how he doesn't have the balls to hit on the theater girl, yet has no qualms about injecting witty sexual jokes and advancements towards nearly every troon in his twitter clique.

Man his room is depressing. Mostly the beer in the corner.

I didn't even see that. Nice catch.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Eugh. a


For all you Danfans that's gonna be may. a

I can't tell you the context for this. a




Bruh all I have to do is walk into a bathroom and see a transwoman coming or going from a stall to clock you I don't need to check your genitals you tard.
Besides, replace the top one with said transwoman holding a camera at the stall or even at themselves, that would be more accurate.

 

[decaydent]

He also attracts some pretty weird comments on his own tweets.

His wife is still responsible for 100% of his misery/decisions. Archiving most of his tweets and replies, the general link by @JY's Tampon on page 1 is great, so I won‘t post singular archive links.

 

[garbage cake]

 

[AMHOLIO]

Something tells me there's more to this than he lets on. Loss of passion is usually a sign of depression. a

I'm glad the wife gets more control of the kids in this case. I hope school bullies never find out Dan's social media. a

Farmers, be on the lookout for troon conversations in the comments. Dan is not powerful enough to be a rat king, but troons love to talk about circle jerks and supporting each other, just ask Kevin Gibes.

 

[goodgrief]

Lmao at his fucking therapist. "LoOk aT HiM. dOes hE LoOk LiKe hE NeEdS YoUr cRiTiCisM RiGhT nOw? oR yOuR SuPpOrT?"
Please, by all means, you take the miserable fuck home with you and try to have sympathy as he erodes your life. She should support him as he drives her crazy and continues to be useless around the house while complaining about her being angry and devastated because of what he's done. Be okay with a man who complains to troons online about every little thing his own children do. Clown world continues clowning.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

I hope his wife takes the kids, and bleeds him for everything he's got.

What an absolute fucking cunt.

 

[AMHOLIO]

I hope his wife takes the kids, and bleeds him for everything he's got.

What an absolute fucking cunt.

I don't get why kiwis are painted as nazis. See? We care about women and children, including nonbinary ones!

 

[Comfy Gondola]

Here is a thread of him trying to explain (as per usual) how it's everyone else's fault that his marriage is failing. If only he was "educated" earlier so he could "discover himself" sooner. Also he mentions that his wife thought he was gay for a while, which yeah, wanting to bang men in dresses is pretty faggy. He's kinda just rambling, so maybe he had a bottle or two too many again. Cheers, Dan. [a]

Personal highlight:

In what world are those good qualities in a marriage?

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"I'm in a better place mentally right now" Lmao, yeah obviously.
Edit: Fixed Link.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Here is a thread of him trying to explain (as per usual) how it's everyone else's fault that his marriage is failing. If only he was "educated" earlier so he could "discover himself" sooner. Also he mentions that his wife thought he was gay for a while, which yeah, wanting to bang men in dresses is pretty faggy. He's kinda just rambling, so maybe he had a bottle or two too many again. Cheers, Dan. [a]

Personal highlight:
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In what world are those good qualities in a marriage?

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"I'm in a better place mentally right now" Lmao, yeah obviously.
Edit: Fixed Link.

This sounds like such a shallow line of thought. "I lost my wife because I complemented others on their beauty when I was just expressing my own desire to have that beauty" is incredibly weak. I'm only sorry that she didn't dump him sooner.

Edit: it makes me wonder how "deep" dan is. Is he just emotionally shallow and hedonistic or is there more than twitter lets on? A mystery for now.

Also: Mentally stable = constantly drunkposting and crashing into slumber, got it. I gotta tell my therapist I'm perfectly fine then!

 

[Comfy Gondola]

it makes me wonder how "deep" dan is. Is he just emotionally shallow and hedonistic or is there more than twitter lets on? A mystery for now.

Honestly? I'm starting to think he's just gay (or at the very least bisexual and leaning male) in denial at this point. He constantly goes after extremely non-passing troons, and his little rant about "my wife thought I'm gay" cements it even further for me.

He really wants to fuck guys and live out his hedonism so badly, maybe to catch up on all the steamy hot gay sex he missed out on when he was younger? Mid-life crisis hittin' hard. If only it weren't for that former life with his pesky wife, broken marriage, and children holding him back. Oh the humanity!

All of this looks like a bad mix of mid-life crisis and suppressed homosexuality. No wonder this faggot constantly drinks and barely manages to air his thoughts in a coherent manner. He doesn't know what's going on in his own head, but he's also too pussy to really confront himself and reach conclusions he might not like, so instead he LARPs and copes on twitter all day.

 

[Trianon]

Something tells me there's more to this than he lets on. Loss of passion is usually a sign of depression. a
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I'm glad the wife gets more control of the kids in this case. I hope school bullies never find out Dan's social media. a
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Farmers, be on the lookout for troon conversations in the comments. Dan is not powerful enough to be a rat king, but troons love to talk about circle jerks and supporting each other, just ask Kevin Gibes.

Full-Body Female Orgasms and he's only three months in.

One thing I would add to the OP or make sure is in here is the insane chore white board that was buried in the Tranny Sideshows thread. Search functionality is down the tubes, but I have to see their passive-aggressive scribblings again.

 

[AMHOLIO]

COW CROSSOVER: blocked and reported a big burly TERF for Amy the pedo of all fucking people. a & a


Dan is probably oblivious to Amy's... proclivities considering Amy privates and bawleets so often. Love how he quotetweets instead of replies so he can get extra validation from his followers. Also, enjoy the extra trans dialog.

He has more but I'll edit in later.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Fuck it I'll double post.
There have been no takers yet. a


The sadness(tm). a

Double bill wife bitching and Casey whinging. a

Spoiler: follower replies are interesting

Follower Lexa is under the impression the wife is leaving Danny with the kids. I'm not sure how this fits into the puzzle presented so far:

lol

Most are affirming positive support after all she's put him through:

Ironically confirmed he himself had an affair.

Law and order, exceptional victims unit. (a)


DON'T. CALL. ANYBODY. a

More Dan pics!

Spoiler: and more - please remember to moisturize

He wrote about hair and facial care. At least he's one step beyond most troons (even asking about skin & hair care is one step beyond). p

...however he's still off. :horrifying:


Lastly, someone else wanted to share pics unprompted.

Apparently all you need for followers on twitter is to tweet about your transness. p Literally:

Dan Lore:

 

[ICraveDeath]

Honestly I think the most annoying (yet hilarious) thing about Daniel is his complete lack of self awareness and blatant narcissism. He has no problem bashing his wife and kids relentlessly, yet can't take any criticism at all. If someone in his life asks him to do the bare minimum (do the dishes, don't "be friends with" other ladies, don't coerce your wife into sex, etc.) he throws a tantrum and cries on Twitter. But God forbid you tell him how hard it is to tolerate his shit. Then you're the bad guy.

Anyway, he might start cheating on his wife with his high school girlfriend!

Spoiler: Texts

I'll add an archive once archive.ph stops being a little bitch lol.

 

[Comfy Gondola]

tweet | archive
The only difference is that his skin looks greasy as fuck and unhealthy.

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"Guys! This cold, unfeeling artificial intelligence, on this app I've been using to cope, just said I look like a woman! I'm so euphoric right now! (Please forget that earlier not even I could see a difference. Please.)
Also big fucking lol at that Claire troon who talks about the sheer joy that tricking FaceApp would bring her. Can you imagine your life so empty that is something you look forward to?

Anyway, he might start cheating on his wife with his high school girlfriend!

Must be really happy she dodged that bullet. Makes me wonder how many of his old friends straight up laughed at him. I wish he'd share those texts if they exist.

Edit: added archives

 

[decaydent]

Anyway, he might start cheating on his wife with his high school girlfriend!

„Eat my dick“ What a flirt he is!
The best info usually comes out in the replies and his interactions with others. The countless allegations of emotional abuse from his wife, the usual mini-cows he attracts that also splash their private life all over the place. He is a treasure trove. (Most will be archived once possible, although I took screenshots just to be sure, might post them in case he deletes)

He also said the wife would get mad if she read his gal pals alleging that she abandoned her kids (screenshot by @Aaa0aaa0). So he is certain she keeps tab on his twitter? Why does he jeopardize his own court proceedings so much then - apart from the narc confidence that he is 100% in the right?

 

[CHARizard]

Because you are mentally ill and depressed.



YES, please let this happen. This guy pines for Casey after a year and imagine if they had this relationship again, the meltdown would be huge.

 

[AMHOLIO]

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Because you are mentally ill and depressed.

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YES, please let this happen. This guy pines for Casey after a year and imagine if they had this relationship again, the meltdown would be huge.

He's so lonely that I expect it to happen, but he's also so content in being miserable that I wouldn't be surprised if he turned her down.

Every time I hear him talk about Casey, I feel like I can hear him say it in the same tone the original was said.