Francis era betting pool and speculation

How long until Amberlynn moves in with the new girlfriend and how long will their relationship last?

  • 1 month until move in

    Votes: 258 31.4%
  • 2 months until move in

    Votes: 163 19.9%
  • 3-6 months until move in

    Votes: 93 11.3%
  • 1+ year until move in

    Votes: 10 1.2%
  • Dead in the water relationship

    Votes: 303 36.9%
  • 1-3 months relationship

    Votes: 34 4.1%
  • 3-6 months relationship

    Votes: 69 8.4%
  • 1 year relationship

    Votes: 69 8.4%
  • 2-4 year relationship

    Votes: 76 9.3%
  • Forever wifey ❤

    Votes: 52 6.3%

  • Total voters
    821
In the 8/26/21 livestream “a simple favor”, wifey said she was a scorpio.
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The LinkedIn Jade Francis profile led me to an older Jade Francis LinkedIn profile that went to the same college and gave her hometown of Islandia NY. Based on that I was able to find:
Jade C. Francis
November 1, 1995 ♏
3790 Express Dr S, Islandia, NY, 11749-5523
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Cell: (516) 410-7570
Landline: (631) 232-4420
Relatives:
Jacqueline Francis - sister?
Dashana (Francis) Dulin -mother?
Sonia Francis - grandmother?
John Francis -grandfather?

and this lawsuit from last year by Discover Bank came up when I searched that name:
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Goddammit, Nuke, you had to pick tonight to finally get the heave-ho, you glorious, mad bastard/ette? Who will ask Big Al about this Discover lawsuit now?
 
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For fuck sake, Amber really is this dumb.

I can't see her having the ability to pull the long con so I'm going to accept that I was wrong about Kingsley.

Amber is dumb enough to dox the girlfriend we'll apparently never see by dropping her surname, first name, job, hobby, age, birth sign, accurate visual description and even the view from the window of her home. She really must think all these things have been done in such a clever and nuanced way that no one would ever be able to put the pieces together, fucking dumb 530lb lump.
 
"Subtle" is not Big Al's middle name.

Here's the tuition rate at Evolve for their 20 week "boot camp" to teach people with no background/degree in IT to be "cybersecurity experts":

Tuition​

Live-Online: $12,500
In-Person: $14,500


And let's do a little more on that resume, shall we?


Evolve Security Academy
1 year 1 month


Assistant Instructor
Feb 2021 - Present8 months

AKA I was in the churn bucket for the company, teaching online classes until they managed to place me elsewhere!


Cyber Security Apprentice
Sep 2020 - Jan 2021 5 months

AKA I was getting a certificate in "cybersecurity"


Designed networks using Cisco devices; configured those devices using Packet Tracer

AKA I did the same Cisco setups these programs always have.


Manipulated log files using SIEM software and created digestible visualizations for presentation to organizational leaders.

AKA I searched some logs and made a PowerPoint!


Developed deep understanding of TCP/IP model as well as common ports and protocols

AKA I learned the usual ports for stuff! And what they're used for! And about the TCP/IP stack!


Implemented social engineering techniques to gather information on targeted “victims;” used collected data to launch persistent phishing campaigns through GoPhish

AKA I tried suckering people within organizations so companies can see which of their employees are retards who click on spam or phishing links.
 
If this is Wipey....both of them are absolute halfwits. I always knew Amber was, but wipey...

Birds of a feather....dipshits flock together.

ETA: Wipey is probably in a relationship with a guy and they want to have Amber as the 3rd wheel. That's just unfathomable for me. Not what they're doing, but rather choosing Amber.
 
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Seems like people are convinced. I still think Jade Francis is a red herring, which is pretty messed up. It doesn't seem right. I guess anything is possible. Whoever it is, all I can imagine is that they were abused by an obese babysitter as a child or some shit and still living in their trauma (don't come for me, I can see how an obese white woman might wanna be with Amber, but not a fit black woman), or they're a literally, dangerously insane hustling grifter.
 
From Long Island, shitty IT certificate, finally got job as a low level minority token hire at a IT firm. Being sued for CC debt.

If you think this woman is some elite cyber-security expert just consider she’s got doxxed by KF. Someone like Near/Byyu at least demonstrated the expected op-sec to live up to their tech background.
 
For anyone who thinks that Jade is too normal/accomplished/attractive to be Wipey... just remember that the girl who encouraged Chris to fuck his mom (as well as being an animal abuser/rapist/general psychopath) was an okay-ish looking girl at college with rich parents.

Appearances mean nothing. I'm fascinated to see what comes from this.
 
I think Wipey hates her low level tech support job, she has a sports background and obviously enjoys strength training. I think she sees Hamber as a springboard to a career as a fitness influencer. If gets Hambler Lynn to lose weight she will make a name for herself and get enough attention/following get some of that ad money on YT and IG.

I think it’s an arrangement between Wipey and Hamber. Hamber gets to pretend she is desirable and gets a new helper, Wipey gets to further her career goals via attention as Hamber’s new GF who’s helping her get healthy. There is no love or fucking of any sort. This is probably why they had to go ahead and say Wipey is poly so that can explain her girlfriend or the women she actually dates.

Hamber could have done with this deal with plenty of wanna be fitness influencers but her ego demanded the person play along with romance too. Wipey was willing.
 
According to her LinkedIn she was a Security and Compliance Intern for 3 months before her current position of Security and Compliance Analyst that she's had for 2 months now. You don't go from being an intern to a fancy high paying job in 3 months. It sounds like one of those inflated job titles to make the peons feel important with their meaningless low wage job.

Also interesting to note that she went from intern to analyst right around the same time she started talking to Big Al. She was probably still an intern when she started scheming her way into Al's inflated heart, making even less (or nothing) than she does now. Adds some incentive that she's in it for the money.
 
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