US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Oats12345]

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https://twitter.com/charliespiering/status/1435307216454701058 (https://archive.ph/O90vf)

When did we start calling Tornados something else?

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I hope he goes, the media losing its shit would make my day. Especially if that lolcow Jim Acosta has an on air meltdown.

I would love to see the media freak out over the fact that this family would like Trump more than Biden to be at their son's funeral.

 

[Hackallier]

People were recently discussing what's the next Carter era thing Joepedo will do, but it won't be Carter. It will be Bush 43 he copies.

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Chyna gives us this flu hysteria to rig an election, destroy the minds of half the country, and damage our economy only for us to turn around and bail out their largest real estate company. That is the inevitable outcome here.

Seems like they really are in some trouble:

https://www.nasdaq.com/articles/china-evergrande-to-delay-loan-interest-payments-to-banks-redd-reports-2021-09-08

China Evergrande to delay loan interest payments to banks, REDD reports

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SHANGHAI, Sept 8 (Reuters) - Property developer China Evergrande Group 3333.HK plans to suspend interest payments due on loans to two banks on Sept. 21, financial intelligence provider REDD reported on Wednesday, citing four sources briefed by bankers.

Evergrande has delayed payments to several trust firms, REDD reported, adding that the company may suspend all payments to its wealth management products starting Sept. 8.

Evergrande did not immediately respond to a Reuters request for comment.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Something just occurred to me.

The Taliban are now better equipped & trained than the United States military & the Chinese military.

 

[derpherp2]

It's fucking Netflix. The company that can fuck up the un-fuck-uppable.

Imagine somehow beating piracy, but then failing so badly afterwards that not only has piracy gained an upsurge, people can make fucking competition for you just based on having like what 20 shows - because your shows are so shit that 20 is more than enough to compete.

 

[Idiot Asshole]

When did we start calling Tornados something else?

I don't know. I hope we don't start using "twister" as the replacement though, Biden might confuse that with what he does to little girls' nipples.

 

[GuntPunt]

People were recently discussing what's the next Carter era thing Joepedo will do, but it won't be Carter. It will be Bush 43 he copies.

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Chyna gives us this flu hysteria to rig an election, destroy the minds of half the country, and damage our economy only for us to turn around and bail out their largest real estate company. That is the inevitable outcome here.

China releases the Coof to the world, killing Trump's reelection chances and thousands of Americans.

China economically collapses after.

Maybe this Trump curse meme actually has some merit.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

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@thismanlies

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

An integral part of the globohomo strategy is to have everyone in debt to each other all the time. It's kinda brilliant, really. You can't be self sufficient when you are stuck with insurmountable obligations to everyone else.
The global economy runs on a vast, intricate network of debt.

It also echos the leadup to World War 1.

 

[X Pac Heat]

Is he one of the podcast SEALS? Or are they just going to make the most of this to get out there and do a lot of talking?

 

[Confused Doggo]

Alright, let's stop the One Piece talk. This thread is for Braindead Biden and his Atrocious Administration.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

Less than 1 week until the in-person California recall vote.

I can't wait to see how fortified it is.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Less than 1 week until the in-person California recall vote.

I can't wait to see how fortified it is.

With a 1,010% voter turn out, how could you lose?

 

[X Pac Heat]

Which is worse, HHH or the weebs ruining threads?

 

[Billy Beer]

The Weebs. It's such a strange thing to be interested in. TBH I've no idea what a weeb is, all i know is when i see words like that and other anime words, i know the person talking about them is a closet-homosexual child fucker with no social skills.

I have never met anyone who was in to anime or japanese shit who is cool. Even the fonz couldn't make anime cool.

 

[Myles the Potatophile]

wtf i love the taliban now

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

wtf i love the taliban now

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I can just imagine the seething from the left. "Those Taliban chuds, they're almost as bad as Trump voters! White supremacists, all of them!"

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

At this point ZOG media would likely just go full desperate and try slandering the families of the fallen or the marines themselves.

They kinda already did that, what with all of the "fact checks" of Biden checking his watch during the recieving of the soldiers. Bad Orange Man going to one of their funerals would just push it to the extreme, to the point where normies would notice and get upset.

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The wokies' brains self-circuiting trying to justify/condemn this in 5.....4...3....2.....

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

A show featuring commies a protagonists, no thank you.

Oh, they're blowing up commies, nevermind.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

I can just imagine the seething from the left. "Those Taliban chuds, they're almost as bad as Trump voters! White supremacists, all of them!"

Seriously though, add "white supremacist" to the list of words that have lost their meaning. Words like racist, muh-soggy-knees, nazis, and now this one all mean "person I don't like"

Niggers beating up chinks = white supremacist
Taliban deleting Floyd off of walls = white supremacist
Migrants blowing up buildings and driving trucks of peace = white supremacist

These fuckers never want to take blame for anything and would rather instead mark all their problems onto the boogeyman of the week/month/year by shouting buzzword after buzzword like it's the fucking little boy who cried wolf.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I totally forgot that One Piece was anti-globo homo.

Gol D Rodger was executed because he went to Raftel without a Vaccination.