Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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The time sitting on your fat ass thumbing through what you’re going to eat on DoorDash and then waiting for your DoorDash monkey to get you your cold, overpriced food, you could have thrown something together in a crock pot/slow cooker and started your multihour Netflix binge.

There is no actual excuse for not being able to cook from home. 99.9% of humanity has done this, it’s only in the last ten years, thanks to the gig economy, did the west suddenly decide cooking from home was now this Herculean task of epic proportions. The same population who decided at the same time that their life was now about consooming pop culture content every waking moment of their lives. Surely that was completely coincidental.
 
The time sitting on your fat ass thumbing through what you’re going to eat on DoorDash and then waiting for your DoorDash monkey to get you your cold, overpriced food, you could have thrown something together in a crock pot/slow cooker and started your multihour Netflix binge.

There is no actual excuse for not being able to cook from home. 99.9% of humanity has done this, it’s only in the last ten years, thanks to the gig economy, did the west suddenly decide cooking from home was now this Herculean task of epic proportions. The same population who decided at the same time that their life was now about consooming pop culture content every waking moment of their lives. Surely that was completely coincidental.

Its also the same population who complain about how "boomers could buy houses out of college!" while they are driving around in a less than 5 year old car, closet full of new clothes, Dishwasher, refrigerator, washer and dryer, spending $100/mo for cable & internet, another $100/mo for their $1000 cell phone, probably another $100 on Netflix/Amazon/Spotify/OnlyFans, getting a $10 starbucks double frappe venti every morning, setting the A/C to 68, eating out every night of the week with a $10 delivery fee on top the 20-50, going to bars every friday and saturday to get drunk on $8 beers, and brunch on sunday to have $10 mimosas & bloody marys, before spending $20 on a ticket and $40 on a bucket of popcorn to see the latest Capeshit visual diarrhea. And we won't even touch their funko pop habit.
 
You got everything every urban professional under the age of 40 has except the dog they have to pay a $50 per month fee for to keep at their apartment plus extra fees for a professional dog walker.

The same people who say cooking at home is impossible and they can’t afford to have a family…until your wife with the horn rimmed glasses who has a “The Future is Female” bumper sticker plastered on her new 3 series BMW has baby rabies sets in and now you have to spend tens of thousands of dollars on fertility treatments along with tens of thousands of dollars on a difficult pregnancy and childbirth because she decided 42 was a great age to be a mother.
 
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Lol this faggot. He is absolutely drowning in clear evidence that he's a terrible father, he can't keep his shit together for even a minute to provide a safe, stable environment for even just one let alone three children, he refuses to acknowledge types of abuse beyond the physical exist, he denies the actual physical abuse he's done that's a matter of public record, and he fully believes the court of public opinion has no right to consider him abusive if a court of law hasn't proven it.
 
most guys dont have to well acshually i didnt abuse my 3 exes richard

I have a friend. We'll call him Bill.
Bill liked to manslut it around and fuck anything with a pulse, and he had a particular taste for sticking his dick in crazy. The problem was he liked doing this while having a girlfriend/babymomma. She also liked slutting around, so they'd get into big yelling matches. One day, she is having a fight with her friend so her friend lets Bill bend over her the kitchen table, then immediately calls up Babymomma to drop the ultimate pwn. To get back at Bill, his girlfriend accuses him of wife babymomma beating.

the next year of Bill's life is pretty awful. His drinking habit develops into a problem, he's nearly fired from his job, becomes a generally unhappy person as his life is in the shitter. The DA is up his ass to plea deal, but Bill refuses to do anything that will jeopardize his custody or second ammendment rights so spends several thousand dollars fighting it including a PI that gets his Babymomma on tape effectively admitting she made the whole thing up to get back at him, a drunken booty call where she says she wanted to tell the DA she made it up but was scared of getting in trouble, and getting the detective investigating the case to affidavit saying she doesn't believe it. Once they finally get to a judge, the judge more or less looks at the evidence and dismisses the case. The restraining orders lifted, and Bill is allowed to get his guns back. Despite a criminal judge saying "look, bitch clearly lying", it takes him another two years and a motion for "this judge is a biased piece of shit" for him to get shared custody.

Bill is currently on his 4th long-term girlfriend and 2nd babymomma. None of these new partners have accused Bill of DV.

Though to be fair, I'm not sure how sweaty his toes are.
 
What annoys me about Richard isn't that his pill-fueled neglect of the forums cost him the site, but the ripple effect it's had onto other sites. It got to a point on SA that Helldump was the only tolerable part of the forums. Fucking Helldump. Then Helldump got the axe. While Reddit has always more or less been garbage, Shit Reddit Says was spearheaded by the woke neo-goonery Dear Richard allowed to fester as he chased feet and wine, assuming that his 10bux printer would continue chugging alone in the basement unattended. A userbase of neckbearded Ron Paul voters at Reddit saw themselves inundated with wokery they would have never tolerated if it hadn't been organized. Now what was the world's largest repository of cat pictures, atheism, and misogyny has janny revolts when people don't want to wear masks. It all informs the wider internet zeitgeist.

To think this might have all been avoided if the pigman had just dropped into FYAD a couple times a week to say "nigger."
 
Just get a wife that will cook for you. If you're in a bad mood from working all day at the poor factory, you can also beat her for stress relief.
for all this talk about poors not having time, they never talk about the man or woman or the teens that could pitch in the cooking.I work with 30-40 something single moms who have to cook for high school aged kids and their also 30 something lovers who don't work. 12 year olds should be able to do some of the easier pasta, rice and beans stuff, i took home ec at 12. the activists have to pretend that these kids are studying too hard to cook instead of going out and shooting or fucking each other. The cycle of poverty is liberal made.

are there any more texts from Lowtax's kid? that birth giver one was great to read.
 
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waffle posted in the court thread that rich had the judge put some of his money asside so he cant waste it

Of COURSE Richard's going to turn into his own special variant of fibro hypochondriac loser.
Haha, fuck you Richard.

In the beginning when he had more confidence, his plan was to have his high powered Superlawyer run a Blitzkrieg on his wife who could only rely on free legal aid.

Now that he’s having his shit pushed in, he’s now a poor hapless victim with muh crumbling spine. Don’t think the courts have forgotten, Dickie.
 
Haha, fuck you Richard.

In the beginning when he had more confidence, his plan was to have his high powered Superlawyer run a Blitzkrieg on his wife who could only rely on free legal aid.

Now that he’s having his shit pushed in, he’s now a poor hapless victim with muh crumbling spine. Don’t think the courts have forgotten, Dickie.

VINDICATION
 
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