DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

Status
Not open for further replies.
myone said:
Phil doesn't know or understand that people with real jobs have to be in the office at 8-9 o'clock, which means lots of folk get up at 7:00 or earlier. 10:47am is not "bright and early".
Click to expand...
Conversations I wish to be fly on the wall for: Phil's theoretical supervisor at the GameStop telling him he can't charge them for the time spent driving to and from work and Phil wishing he had a can of mace.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: CT 05, Colloid, pahsitive and 5 others
Doesn't need to be said but 11 am being bright and early for DSP should tell you just how broken of a person he is. I guess when your day consists of pure procrastination it's easy to forget how mature adults conduct themselves.
Could go to bed and wake up along side your wife as you eat breakfast together to prepare for a hard day of work but nah, let's just wake up at 10:30 am instead, fuck anything else lmao
 
  • Like
  • Agree
  • Feels
Reactions: Dread Pirate Retard, CT 05, Colloid and 11 others
TheKatIsNowGone said:
Philip "I can't make it on three thousand dollars a month" Burnell

I love how he literally admitted right there that he has a spending problem.
Click to expand...
I'm not very interested in what he 'can't make it on' each month.
I'm much more curious as to what Phil thinks he 'needs to make' each month.
What exactly is the Phil Burnell survival baseline?

But he'll never say that number because he knows that'd blow the whole scam right open.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
  • Winner
Reactions: Veezy00, Anime Waifu NFT collector, Dread Pirate Retard and 16 others
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
I would love for Phil to try a tax busy season. Up by 6 am Pacific time and asleep at midnight Pacific time working. Thats called actual work Phil, not your dumbass sitting on a disgusting couch playing video games like a fucking casual
Click to expand...
Don't get high and mighty on your billable hours train, you get ur 2k hours under a CPA but don't brag about it like you aren't just milking niggers like PPB does daily.
What exactly is the Phil Burnell survival baseline? @Surly Muppet
Click to expand...
Whatever his highest year of income was ever in his life.
 
<fucking no reply>

You can definitely see your estimated earnings in the Youtube Studio.

Phil, since you read this thread

Studio.youtube.com > Analytics > Revenue tab and the change the date pulldown to show the month only.
You get daily numbers with ads and superchats, you can split them out into different line charts
1631126868335.png


And under that there is a revenue sources section with your estimated revenue.
1631126931136.png


But Phil being the most hanest streamer out there, it's true you can't see your estimated revenue.
 
  • Informative
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: Veezy00, Dread Pirate Retard, CT 05 and 12 others
PyroAlert said:
As much as we all laugh at Phil, I do ask myself at times, who is the real victim here?
Click to expand...
The only thing good about Phil's life is that he gets paid six figures to shit himself and whine while he fatfingers video game controllers.

Every single other thing about his life is utter trash and he deserves it & it's entirely self-imposed. He has no:
- family (refuses to keep in touch with anybody except his parents, who he ignores completely until he wants to beg them for money then goes back to ignoring them when he gets it)
- friends (drove them all away and never can, or will, make new ones)
- hobbies (His gacha gambling is far more an addiction than a healthy hobby at this point)
- love interests (Every time he pulls the "I have a wife" card remember that you too can have a wife like Kat by ordering a cardboard cutout standee, because that's about as much of a person as Kat is; she's a vapid flesh automaton and not even a good-looking one. Also he never has sex with her and never will)
- assets (the WAkhando and Kat's car are the only assets he has and ever will have in life and that's practically the bare minimum for any adult to own/rent a place to live and a car to drive)
- health (I'd bet my life savings that he's going to have at least one cardiac arrest in his 40s if he doesn't make serious changes to his diet/exercise habits soon)
- skills (he fucks up at everything he does, no exceptions)

To become Phil means to completely sell away everything about your life that makes it a *life* in exchange for tardbux. You might as well just fucking kill yourself if you want to throw away everything you have in life for tardbux.
 
Last edited:
  • Like
  • Winner
Reactions: Anime Waifu NFT collector, Guntlapices, Colloid and 6 others
MASSIVE begging segment about him not being able to afford groceries if the tips goal won't be met today:



This was followed by BattleDuck9000's second $20 tip of the day and a $20 tip from TheVillain, within like a minute or so. In case you're wondering who the hardcore irredeemable sad individuals are that can't stop dumping money into this black hole of autism.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
  • Lunacy
Reactions: Veezy00, Anime Waifu NFT collector, Dread Pirate Retard and 16 others
Surly Muppet said:
Regarding the Line app, the goalposts just moved.

Phil isn't sure what it is.
But if he does have it, maybe he used it to talk to his family or coworkers or something!
Or maybe he didn't have it at all, like he said!
But even if he did somehow, it doesn't prove anything!

Well done Phil. The goalposts didn't just move, they're completely obfuscated.
This isn't indicative that you're lying at all. At all.

EDIT: If you're wondering what Phil would consider proof that he has Line at all, we'd have 'all these logs' that show him using the app.
You know, like all the Discord logs that we have for the Discord that Phil now denies existed at all.
He totally wouldn't lie if we had the logs though, then we'd have real proof of something.
Click to expand...
Now I'm 110% sure that he is dumb as fuck. Idiot thinks he can keep this door open, just in case. So he doesn't fully deny it. It's like he is overly cautious in case that there will be "too much evidence" at some point. "I mean guys, how often do I use my phone, right? I'm not glued to it. It's only normal that you can't remember all the shit ass balls apps you installed, right? So it turns out I actually used the Line app. Crazy, right? I mean I verify my identity so often I forgot about that. Huhu."

Last time (mid August) he ranted about the Line app, he used the same senile 40-year-old argumentation tactic.
Not only can't he keep his lies straight but also has problems to eliminate contradictions when he tries to pignotize his audience the next time. I posted this in the Line app thread:
(...)
Phil's issue here is that he basically changed his story on the fly. This happens within ~25 seconds. First he has no fucking clue and then he "looked into this app". Also, he knows what "they" are accusing him of - he explained it already multiple times himself. Even in the same video, about one minute later!
(...)
This is just copy and pasted from the Youtube transcript:

apparently they're trying to prove that
i am using some kind of an application
because they're claiming that there's an
account that's linked to my cell phone
number despite the fact my cell phone
has been public for years i don't know
anything about this this application or
how it works at all i don't use it i
never used it um
so i really don't understand the ins and
outs of what what they're accusing me of
but they've been doing this on and off
for about a year they've been trying to
like accuse me of having this app and
stuff to my knowledge i looked into this
app and this app apparently is a chat
app like you chat with people on it yeah
i guess you could say it's similar to
say discord only i guess discord
has voice and video too i don't know
because i've never used discord for that
kind of stuff um
Click to expand...
Link to the YT video
 
  • Like
Reactions: Anime Waifu NFT collector, Nurse Ratchet, REGENDarySumanai and 1 other person
Comma said:
MASSIVE begging segment about him not being able to afford groceries if the tips goal won't be met today:

View attachment 2521339

This was followed by BattleDuck9000's second $20 tip of the day and a $20 tip from TheVillain, within like a minute or so. In case you're wondering who the hardcore irredeemable sad individuals are that can't stop dumping money into this black hole of autism.
Click to expand...
You can't say DSP never improves, he's going silent black screen for a backdrop with sad small cam instead of the black begging shirt.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Colloid, REGENDarySumanai and Big Brown Schlub
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back