DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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PutridElephant said:
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You can definitely see your estimated earnings in the Youtube Studio.

Phil, since you read this thread

Studio.youtube.com > Analytics > Revenue tab and the change the date pulldown to show the month only.
You get daily numbers with ads and superchats, you can split them out into different line charts
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And under that there is a revenue sources section with your estimated revenue.
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But Phil being the most hanest streamer out there, it's true you can't see your estimated revenue.
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You know he has that up on his screen 24/7
UaineRunei said:
He legit turned his camera on to beg.
"We need to make up for yesterday's stream."

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[insert hello darkness my old friend joke here]
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Didn't he hit the day goal yesterday?
 
hundredthousand said:
He's up "bright and early" at almost 11. Most of us have been up and working for several hours already.
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Forget even Machoor Adults™, schoolchildren wake up earlier than this guy. Dunno about most other countries but here where I live classes start at 8:30am, so depending on how close a kid lives to the school they wake up anywhere from 7am-8am
 
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BattleDuck9000 wants his reward:

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Guess i'm toxic now! said:
Further reinforcing he doesn't have to change anything. The more he is rewarded for his gross behavior, the more it will be a staple of his streams. So congrats Paypigs, and whales, you are now going to get even more hardcore begs in the prestream. Not that you care though, you probably think it's your duty to babysit the manchild.
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Every single tipper of any dollar amount are complicit and enablers in the grand scheme of things and should all be locked up right along side DSP.
 
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Total tip: $202

Top tips:
TeamIcoGamer ($117) and Battleduck accounts for at almost 75% of the tips

Membership: 270/285

IcoGamer is handholding Phil in Chat while Swagginz is trying hard to let people not spoil

Full clown mode for Phil now

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Stroke Face II Turbo said:
If the criminal asshole burger Burger King store won't contact him in a few days, he will contact the "complaint center" again instead of the store itself.
Phil is a fucking bitch. Wow
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It's time to call for the Wheelchair Jihad against Burger King. Enough is enough! Send angry emails!
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Yeah, I genuinely can't tell if I think this is hilarious or pathetic because he sounds so fucking serious and, if he is, that is such a level of piteous sadness that I can't comprehend it. I wonder if he considers this one of the 'normal adult human' trials and tribulations he always talks about where he takes one of the most minor and commonplace occurrences that could happen to a person in the course of a day (getting a bad fast food burger *GASP*) and harps on it as though it is some unique and interesting experience that anybody without the benefit of Phil's many adult human years of wisdom and hardships would be completely mystified by.

This is typical DSP though, and it's honestly one of the reasons I've started to get so triggered over his recent detractor rants because it's all such transparent and overcompensatory bluster. He's SO scarred by this completely normal experience but, for some reason (maybe there was a black or even TWO inside, scary!), he can't walk back in the place and handle it right then and get a replacement with what I would imagine would be very little to do about it since it happens at fast food places literally every day. Instead, he chooses not only to just go hungry rather than eat such a revolting thing at the time of this momentous incident, but chooses to also then spend DAYS communicating with fucking Burger King customer service and regaling us all with this tale of woe.

When he talks about detractors though, boy he is a very assertive individual! There's NOTHING he won't say, no insult he won't throw out, and no name he won't call, and it just reeks of so much desperation and faux tough guy bullshit, when the reality is that his life is literally dictated to him by this bogeyman caricature of detractors he's invented.

It's a big part, but it's not JUST laziness that keeps him on his couch. This clown literally will not leave his house more than the very absolute minimum required in order to survive because he is so paranoid and fearful of what kind of confrontation he may get in. I 100% would not want someone to fuck with Phil in real life, tempting as it would be, oh GOD how tempting. Seriously though, if some rabid and wild-eyed detractor saw DSP out in public and did something completely innocuous like just yelling, from far away, at him, 'DSP GET A JOB', I think the guy would be at a legitimate risk of having a fucking aneurysm.

tl/dr: This dude is a colossal and irrationally paranoid pussy in almost any and every real-world interaction he has to the point that he will avoid it if there is literally ANY other option (cost no issue, of course), but sits there and blusters every day about what pieces of shit detractors are and how HE runs his stream and HE'S the boss and fuck you, and it is really reaching new levels of fucking annoying.
 
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N0thingICanDo said:
Status of stream:

Total tip: $202

Top tips:
TeamIcoGamer ($117) and Battleduck accounts for at almost 75% of the tips

Membership: 270/285

IcoGamer is handholding Phil in Chat while Swagginz is trying hard to let people not spoil

Full clown mode for Phil now

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Swagginz comment sounds totally like a detractor meme with that valedictorian comment
 
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Status of stream:

Total tip: $202

Top tips:
TeamIcoGamer ($117) and Battleduck accounts for at almost 75% of the tips

Membership: 270/285

IcoGamer is handholding Phil in Chat while Swagginz is trying hard to let people not spoil

Full clown mode for Phil now

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I had to check for myself whether that pinned chat message by swagginz is real. Holy shit.
 
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