Callum Nathan Thomas Edmunds / MauLer93 / MauLer and the EFAPshere - Objective discussion about not-Channel Awesome featuring Rags, Southpaw and more!

  • Thread starter Thread starter LN 910
  • Start date Start date

Are MauLer's videos too long?

  • Yes

    Votes: 186 13.0%
  • No

    Votes: 388 27.2%
  • Fuck YES

    Votes: 853 59.8%

  • Total voters
    1,427
Aside from drinkers thumbnail, which is just Shang-Chi and the movie logo, the other seven are dangerously close to looking like parodies of youtube clickbait videos. It's amazing to see people so deep into their own shit that they don't see how weird these look to people on the outside looking in.

And that is when shit starts to go sour for these guys, when these people lose perspective, get strung into their own thirst for views and just detroy themselves by sounding lamer and whinier than the subject they were supposed to be mocking.

Remember when the whole skeptics scene devolved into finding "SJWs" everywhere and "OMG the SJW are destroying culture!!! PLZ watch muh video". yeah, if the premisse of video is to "dunk" on the prudish and lame, you can't be prissy and lame yourself.

Yeah, same shit here, these idiots thougth that just becase they got a bunch of super berries on a stream, they have the pulse of the public on their fingers. And yet, if you gonna be get fussy everytime a character changes gender or race, or they do the "strong women beat up the protagonist" on these shitty cape flick, sooner or later it is you that gonna get te label of being a whinning prick.

Never really bought the whole concept of "Get woke go broke", and while I havent' watched a capeshit movie since Endgame, there is nothing else with the scope and reach of the MCU, so I don't know where these guys took the idea of these marvel movies being a flop, from toy prices at Target or some shit?

I clicked on the video, but the fucking thing is 5 hours long, and I can't stand that baby face idiot, so can anyone here tell me if at least they are taking their "L" like a champ or are they whinning about the SJW and the "M-SHE-U"?
 
View attachment 2520220
I'm not even a fan of the NPC meme but everyone who thinks anti wokists are excluded from it is wrong. These outrage grifters are spewing the same shit but they think they are sooo unique. Hell no!
Long Man Bad - Long Man Bad.png
 
I never understood why watching a 5 hour video that says nothing more than "these shitty movies plots don't make sense" is somehow more efficient than just watching the movies yourself and seeing that... they don't make sense. No commentary that Mauler has ever given cannot be gleaned immediately upon viewing by anyone of average intelligence. Its why the new star wars movies have shitty audience scores. A normal person watching rise of the skywalker can tell simply by viewing the plot makes no sense, and mauler does nothing other than repeat this with specific examples that your brain already noticed. He has no singular, personal perspective or point of view on any movies of actual consequence that force you to ponder them in a new way.

Mauler isn't inherantly a bad guy or makes bad content or anything, and I guess he provides a service but his commentary appears to be film criticism for the special needs. Anyone with more than 95 IQ can watch the new star wars movies and see the plot is filled with holes and does not make sense. I don't need mauler for that. I guess its good that he is providing a service for the mentally disabled or those who don't just watch the movies however ( but I wonder the motivation for the later considering his video is longer than simply watching the movie)

Additionally, for a guy who pretends like he loves film, he really hasn't seen many of them has he? I mean other than marvel films and blockbusters from the last 15 years his repertoire is barren. Yet again, for a normal person that's fine, but for an alleged kinographer its a bit embarrassing. Isn't this the guy who hadn't even seen Taxi driver, a staple normal film, not even anything obscure, until forced to for Joker? I don't mean to get too autistic about gatekeeping, but just compare him to equally spastic peers like Ralph the movie maker or YMS, imperfect people for sure for their own reasons but at least they have seen a movie or two, and it elevates their commentary. It reinforces this feeling that he is the movie critic specially catering for the special needs. He only covers modern blockbusters, and his only commentary are observations anyone who isn't stupid and has seen the movie can see for themselves, namely that these movies don't make any sense.

Again, like I guess there is a market for it, and the parasocial friend simulator aspect of it definitely plays into this considering the target audience seems to be lower IQ people anyway. Good on him, I don't dislike him for what he does or anything, just don't see how anyone that isn't blind or disabled can get anything out of his commentary.

The real problem is that he hosts a podcast with a gay pedophile furry. At least YMS knows his shit with movies and has seen everything. Rags is just as bad with this mental illnesses AND ALSO doesn't have the movie knowledge. Mauler isn't stupid, even if his commentary is directed at the stupid, but rags is. Maybe that is how they became friends, Rags found maulers videos and liked them since they are targeted to mentally impaired people, and being disabled himself, greatly enjoyed them.

Mauler seems like a fairly normal guy, making his money on a career filling his niche, I have no idea why he associates himself with the gay pedo furry, I guess cus of some spastic sense of internet "fwends". Never much been a metokur fan, (he rose to the top simply by being the least retarded in a bucket of mongoloids) but his whole thing about how stupid the idea of internet frens are for public figures was spot on. His ridiculous sense of internet frens will be Maulers downfall, not any behavior directly on his own part, whether it be some rags faggot mental breakdown, something adjacent or simply the heterogenous group of friends he has built collapsing under its contradictions. Ultimately I wish him well, he is doing a public service, even the disabled deserve to know and understand why obviously shitty movies are shitty, even if their handicap makes it hard to grasp simply by viewing, and they have mauler there, to specifically spell it out in detail for them.
 
Last edited:
gotta love how they got a show, where all they do is shit about marvel, but at the same time Gary is showing of his Marvel comics collection and he and Az are talking about buying the expensive superhero toys, from which Marvel is getting money. I also like how Gary said in one of his videos, that he went to see Shang Chi, but didnt buy a ticket for it and tricked them by buying a Free Guy ticket. Wow, you really showed them, you 53 year old rebel. Ohh, and be ready in a week or two to see more of the ''Shang Chi flopped'' videos, cause if it doesnt make over 300M, it wont really make the money back. But everyone fucking knew the movie wont make lots of money, first cause its a new character that most people give zero fucks about and second, cause there is no screenings in China. So all of this was predictable, just as it was predictable that none of them will like the film. We all know that it will be the same with Eternals, so yea, they are acting pretty much just like the ''npc's'' they talk shit about.
 
Nah i do feel like Mauler isnt really a normal person , he gives neet vibes and has the most deadly lolcow trait : he is incredibly insecure while having a massive ego so with a little luck maybe he'll blow up to be the next sargon or spoony/present dps( im talking specifically about the current one no the old one)


The really funny thing about the Sang Chi callout is that it wasnt really a callout he just made fun of them lol .

And the level of copium in their coments sections is insane "They attack you cause they think you are dangerous " no bitch he is just making fun of you in front of his massive audience of normies
 
Last edited:
And the level of copium in their coments sections is insane "They attack you cause they think you are dangerous " no bitch he is just making fun of you in front of his massive audience of normies
yeah, if they thought they were dangerous they wouldn't be laughing at the negative takes. They'd be astroturfing stuff to try and get them removed.
 
I can already see the articles written about GnG and the inevitable response videos he's going to make, cause Jones is guaranteed to bring about a wave of negative press. Regardless about how you feel about the man who cares about straight frogs, his brand has been so thoroughly tainted that I can't even fucking imagine why you would invite Jones onto your show unless you wanted shitty negative attention.
 
Here’s the Instagram post they threw a fit over BTW.View attachment 2519236

I feel like it's the ultimate win/lose/win/lose.

If Shang Chi does well, it's another shit Marvel movie that weakens my little remaining faith in humanity. But, I get to watch bread tubers humiliated. If it fails, Disney loses money, but the bread tubers get to claim some kindof win.
 
That was the point Nerrel made in his TRoS video - the movie sucked because audiences eat this crap up.

Also note that Nerrel only needed 40 minutes to thoroughly dismantle TRoS.

I'd say the movie sucked because it was made by a hack and came after two other awful movies. But it certainly doesn't hurt that audiences faithfully consoomed garbage like Rise or Captain Marvel.

We're going to get more of the same because of that. I don't even know if we deserve different.
 
I'd say the movie sucked because it was made by a hack and came after two other awful movies. But it certainly doesn't hurt that audiences faithfully consoomed garbage like Rise or Captain Marvel.

We're going to get more of the same because of that. I don't even know if we deserve different.
The sequel trilogy sucked because Disney rushed it out to appease consoomers. By the time TRoS rolled around, Disney wasn't going to let the death of one of the leads and a complete change in the director/story delay its 2019 release because audiences demand franchises/nostalgia.

Granted, TRoS may not have been released by now if Disney delayed it. The sequel trilogy could have lingered for another two years and MauLer would have made even less progress on the TFA series.
 
Episode 6 was called return of the jedi, but episode 7 had no jedi. That was the mistake that doomed the sequels. Instead they hit the reset button. Such a simple thing. Dont need to explsin shit because is already trained. Easy fix.
The second the First Order blew up the New Republic with their Biggus Dickus Death Star was the moment I lost interest in the new trilogy, cause it was then that I realized we were getting a watered down Rebels VS Empire retread story, instead of the more interesting New Republic VS Remnants that was in the OG EU. TLJ was the nail in the coffin for how much it seemed to hate the idea of Luke becoming the great teacher and jedi master he was in the EU.
 
Back