US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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Next headline will probably be "Biden Midterm Loss: Why Losing Both Chambers of Congress Puts Biden in a Great Position".
 
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HymanHive said:
After Biden announces his six point plan, watch his ratings shoot through the roof. His six points could be; Kill all whites, kill all dogs, shave all cats, gas anti-vaxxers and remove internet anonymity, and the media will lick his balls.

60% approval by Friday, baby!
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why stop at 60? Go all the way to 100%. Everyone knows the polls are lying.
 
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Jet Fuel Johnny said:
The interesting thing about it is that it's a $600 BALANCE.

Which means, they can even track the poors.

This means for the first week or two, till the balance drops below $600, the Fed/IRS will know EVERY FUCKING PURCHASE YOU MAKE!

Notice it's every transaction done by an account with a $600 or more BALANCE.

That'll track everyone from the first on. And with a little encouragement to the bigger companies, they could be asked to hold off on depositing any major checks (like rent) for a week or so.

They'll track every expenditure you make.

You can bet that there will be certain Patreons, Paypal, and OnlyFans accounts, as well as Forums and the like, that they'll track.
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The shit theyre saying about "making the rich pay their fair share" and "helping the middle class" you know its 100% bullshit. This is entirely about taxing poors and people who use cash.

This is absolutely about hitting small businesses and things that seem like independent business. If you didnt "follow the track" of the streamlined treadmill society of public school-> degree -> "good job", youre fucked. If you flunked out, got arrested or some shit, if you arent the model citizen, youre fucked already but this will fuck you even further. Youre right about it hitting shit like patreons, onlyfans, anybody like an artist who does shit on the side, people who sell shit on Amazon books, or whatever. Its all about clamping down hard on options and shit. Its terrifying, legitimately. It is a pointed weapon at the middle/lower-middle/lower classes who rely on side shit and maybe under the table shit to get by. If you sell shit on craigslist, to your friend, better get a business receipt. Mom gives you a weekly allowance, fuck that the govt wants in too.

I dont know about twitch streamers and youtubers, but Im thinking their number is somewhere in there too. And maybe landlords, I dont know how that works either.
 
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tehpope said:
why stop at 60? Go all the way to 100%. Everyone knows the polls are lying.
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Because 100 is obviously bullshit.

A jump to 50-60 is believable enough to ramp up the orinj man bad train, so that the mongs can forget all about...afghanistania? Afgherniban? Taligharnia? You, know the one, the shit hole desert where tthey oppress gays. Anyway, Trump was useless wasn't he? Adults back in the white house, no mean tweets,
 
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Jet Fuel Johnny said:
The interesting thing about it is that it's a $600 BALANCE.

Which means, they can even track the poors.

This means for the first week or two, till the balance drops below $600, the Fed/IRS will know EVERY FUCKING PURCHASE YOU MAKE!

Notice it's every transaction done by an account with a $600 or more BALANCE.

That'll track everyone from the first on. And with a little encouragement to the bigger companies, they could be asked to hold off on depositing any major checks (like rent) for a week or so.

They'll track every expenditure you make.

You can bet that there will be certain Patreons, Paypal, and OnlyFans accounts, as well as Forums and the like, that they'll track.
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Yes. They'll track every purchase:

* Kevin Gibes
* Momokun
* Wedgedick
* Neck
* Riley
* Colt Seidman
* Fire
* Kjell and Pajeet
* BRADLEY Manning
* Luna Slater
* The Duggars
* And every got damn muchausen case

Makes.
 
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MarvinTheParanoidAndroid said:
As you've already pointed out, this shit would be illegal under the Right to Financial Privacy act.

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Right to Financial Privacy Act - Wikipedia

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One thing to like about the revolving door system of government is that the choices of past administrations fuck up the tyranny of future ones.
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Maybe I'm too pessimistic, but why couldn't they just amend this Right to Financial Privacy Act to allow snooping on your bank account?
 
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MarvinTheParanoidAndroid said:
As you've already pointed out, this shit would be illegal under the Right to Financial Privacy act.
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Tell me again about the rabbits, George.

Okay Lenny...

There was this BIG LAW passed called HIPPA that protected everyone's medical information for privacy so that insurance companies (and corporations in general) could not gain access to or use that information against the rabbits in the form of higher rates, denials and more expensive carrots. All the rabbits loved this idea, Lenny, for it was it was true and honest and made hella sense from a rabbit consumer perspective. Then one day, a BIG PLAGUE came to the Pharm and started killing many rabbits, Lenny. NO, NOT THE RABBITS, GEORGE!!! Yes Lenny, the rabbits. So the Pharm decided that the only way they could protect the rabbits was to force them forgo anything having to do with HIPPA and eat a special carrot that could affect their health in a variety of unproven, untested ways. And they would be forced to disclose information about their public health in the name of protecting all the other rabbits that could die, but weren't even sick. Some of the rabbits refused to eat this special carrot and ran to the safety of their rabbit holes. In the meantime, the other rabbits demanded that every rabbit MUST EAT THE SPECIAL CARROT and disregard their personal health information in the name of Public Rabbit Safety, so much so that rabbits that didn't eat the special carrot should be rounded up and made into ear muffs and bunny slippers. NO GEORGE, NOT BUNNY SLIPPERS!!!!! Yes, Lenny. With mandatory dictates from the Pharm, the rabbits that wouldn't eat the special carrot lost all their rights to privacy of health information and were eventually rounded up and made into bunny slippers. NO GEORGE, THEY KILLED THE RABBITS! Yes Lenny, they did. Because some rabbits are more equal than other rabbits. <Lenny sobs in the background>

Slappy loves your innocence about anything being illegal, Marvin. Just like he loves Lenny.
 
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Slappy McGherkin said:
Tell me again about the rabbits, George.

Okay Lenny...

There was this BIG LAW passed called HIPPA that protected everyone's medical information for privacy so that insurance companies (and corporations in general) could not gain access to or use that information against the rabbits in the form of higher rates, denials and more expensive carrots. All the rabbits loved this idea, Lenny, for it was it was true and honest and made hella sense from a rabbit consumer perspective. Then one day, a BIG PLAGUE came to the Pharm and started killing many rabbits, Lenny. NO, NOT THE RABBITS, GEORGE!!! Yes Lenny, the rabbits. So the Pharm decided that the only way they could protect the rabbits was to force them forgo anything having to do with HIPPA and eat a special carrot that could affect their health in a variety of unproven, untested ways. And they would be forced to disclose information about their public health in the name of protecting all the other rabbits that could die, but weren't even sick. Some of the rabbits refused to eat this special carrot and ran to the safety of their rabbit holes. In the meantime, the other rabbits demanded that every rabbit MUST EAT THE SPECIAL CARROT and disregard their personal health information in the name of Public Rabbit Safety, so much so that rabbits that didn't eat the special carrot should be rounded up and made into ear muffs and bunny slippers. NO GEORGE, NOT BUNNY SLIPPERS!!!!! Yes, Lenny. With mandatory dictates from the Pharm, the rabbits that wouldn't eat the special carrot lost all their rights to privacy of health information and were eventually rounded up and made into bunny slippers. NO GEORGE, THEY KILLED THE RABBITS! Yes Lenny, they did. Because some rabbits are more equal than other rabbits. <Lenny sobs in the background>

Slappy loves your innocence about anything being illegal, Marvin. Just like he loves Lenny.
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That was beautiful. I once again wish I could give you at least a Winner.
 
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X Prime said:
That all reminds me of how during, I want to say the 2008 subprime crisis, the only bank that got seriously hit was some small local one in I want to say New York. And it was all bullshit.

Does anyone remember what I am talking about? I want to say the bank was Chinese.
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Nigger the country's largest savings and loan bank, Washington Mutual, got taken out entirely. 10 banks with assets greater than a billion dollars went under in 2008 alone, plus a shitton of smaller ones. Seriously?
 
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