Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

I might just be tinfoiling so excuse me, but I had to read these recently and the patch looks reminiscent to the book illustration.
Of course there are only so many ways to draw a hearse, but considering her age that’s my bet
to me it looks like a coffin at a weird angle.
 
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...being unemployable is not the same as retiring.

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She claims she's 190, but I bet she's off by a fair bit:
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And a new patch:
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"Too Hot Tore Burned at the Stake, Too Cool Tore Caneed?? In a Lake.."

Please.. for the love of whatever demons you worship, go to Michael's (since Hobby Lobby is for the filthy Christians) and get a lettering kit or book, maybe some not ratty cloth as well.. trying to read her patches gives me a headache from the strain, imagine trying to read it on someone stupid enough to wear them in public?
 
"Ripped"! :story: ah.. I love her.
She looks short and stocky in pictures, how tall is she?
(190lbs = 86 kilos)

The quote on her patch is: "Too hot to be burned at the stake, to cool to be drowned in a lake".
And the white stuff is a pointy hat.

190 Kilos more like it. What height is Staph?

Iirc, 5'4"/163cm.
 
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...being unemployable is not the same as retiring.

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She claims she's 190, but I bet she's off by a fair bit:
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And a new patch:
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Staphy the only thing "ripped" about you is your fetish for ripping ass and eating foods that don't agree with you.

TOO NOT BE TOBE BURNED AT THE STAKE TOO COOL TOBE idtigxED IN A LAKE
It seems to be an effeminate fairy saying that with some white thing on his head. Who wouldn't pay five dollars for this shit?
 
All the black patches she likes and retweets are well done.
 

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im gonna wager that it went something like, peetie puked on the floor, papa fraggle yelled at staph to clean it up because its her damn cat, staph got ~triggered~ and tried to hit him or ripped his shirt, he threatened to call the police and put her in a home because clearly her quack therapist clearly isn’t working, and mama frigly cowering in a corner, scared of her outbursts because even a 190 lb lardo tardo known to throw things and threaten to push her down stairs at her is scary to an elderly disabled woman with cancer. is that it, staph?
 
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