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What is the Wogglebug's sexual orientation?

  • Straight- He wants to bang the Beetle Princess and/or Sylvie

    Votes: 27 6.2%

  • Gay- He wants to bang Frogman

    Votes: 210 48.4%

  • Bisexual- He's down for a threesome with the Beetle Princess and Frogman

    Votes: 101 23.3%

  • Asexual- Like he even thinks about getting laid

    Votes: 96 22.1%
  • Total voters
    434
Kind of a newfaggy question but what's the over-under with the two names (Cynthia Hanson and Cherie Hapney)? In the videos she calls herself Cynthia Hanson, but the envelope says Cherie Hapney (both are also in the thread title). Is Cherie Hapney her real name, with Cynthia Hanson just being a pseudonym?
 
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Loona said:
Kind of a newfaggy question but what's the over-under with the two names (Cynthia Hanson and Cherie Hapney)? In the videos she calls herself Cynthia Hanson, but the envelope says Cherie Hapney (both are also in the thread title). Is Cherie Hapney her real name, with Cynthia Hanson just being a pseudonym?
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Yeah her real name is Cherie Hapney, but she ""writes, and produces""" under the name Cynthia Hanson.
 
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Watching the new wogglebug movie and... I just had to grab a screenshot of the pervert Mr. Wogglebug exposing himself to an innocent family.
 
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Pooderdong said:
It's on her Youtube channel, as usual there's not much effort she puts into making these 'movies'. Wogglebug also sings a lot in this one, especially how he likes to be tickled at the 33:20 mark.
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Thanks! I sat through Enchanted Forest, I'm going to watch it from start to finish and share my thoughts :)
 
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Yeah her real name is Cherie Hapney, but she ""writes, and produces""" under the name Cynthia Hanson.
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She's also so retarded that she probably thinks she'll get in trouble if she uses her pen name for the return address.
If she actually understood anything, she'd be putting "Mr. Wogglebug" as a special little treat for all the little kids that are getting this. And using printed labels instead of shitty handwriting. I mean, she could literally print a little picture of Woggie on the label and make it kind of exciting and cool for the kids. But nope, just shitty retard handwriting using her real name and not even her pen name.
 
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OK, so I decided it's time for some family-friendly entertainment, made myself some good tea, launched "The Incredible Tale of Mr. Wogglebug"... and the first thing I see:
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Yes, my friends, your eyes do not deceive you. It's a fat brown fully exposed ass.
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He's just expressing his inner black woman. Lord knows he already resembles a racial stereotype.
 
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Bowl of Ramen said:
Yeah, there’s nothing sexual about this at ALL. Totally not attracted to this bug, guys.
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Ladies and gentlemen, kid's entertainment:
Now what is Woggy doing here?
Notice what's going on with his voice when he signs "des- desp- despaaair". At this point I suspect the VA is a troll.

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OK, watched the whole thing. Here are quick notes I took while watching:
  1. Lack of continuity - Wogglebug gets two conflicting origin stories in the movies.
  2. Human-animal hybrids are highly unethical, either Knowitall is a criminal for performing his experiments or Genoma is a lawless land.
  3. The way Knowitall describes Wogglebugs makes it sound like he intended them for slave labor and now tries to sell them to the king.
  4. Lucrecia's voice is waaaay too loud. Woggy speaks way too quiet.
  5. Microscopes don't work for objects as big as insects and that's not how you use a microscope.
  6. All nature is not made of insects. If it was that would be rather horrifying.
  7. Scene where Wogglebug signs and dances naked while cleaning and turns his ass to the camera is super-creepy.
  8. Wogglebug performing pelvic thrusts while dancing (or, in the language of those not so thoroughly educated, fucking the air) is very inappropriate.
  9. Why is the king named Ethanol? Does he have a drinking problem that runs in the family? This would appear to be the case judging by Genoma's naming convention as explained by the Tailors.
  10. Mirrors only work when there is a mirror in the frame, empty frame won't do.
  11. Is Wogglebug Russel Greer to go work on a farm in a tailcoat?
  12. St. George was, you know, a Christian saint. And St. George isn't the patron saint of Ireland, St. Patric is.
  13. Telling kids to talk to strangers is wrong.
  14. Little kid performing sensual dance for a stranger is even worse.
  15. What kind of hellhole Genoma is? Human-animal hybrids, forced child labor, landlord having a policy of taking children for unpaid bills.
  16. Plague was never mentioned before the final act.
  17. "You have human essence in you, that came from me" sounds very inappropriate. Or to be blunt, it sounds like Woggy has human cum in him.
Summary:
The movie is a prequel to Sylvie and the Wogglebug. And it's way worse than the original. Some minimal improvements are noticeable when it comes to technical stuff (still plenty of clipping but no resetting animations on characters and no objects flying few feet above or below character's hands) but the story is god-awful. There is an opening that introduces the characters and what I expected to be the conflict but then almost whole movie is Wogglebug walking around and talking to people in a village with no impact on characters or story. Then the conflict from the opening scenes is brought back and resolved in the last 20 minutes (by deus ex machina, as you probably expected). Compared to Sylvie and the Wogglebug this one lacks any meaningful story and structure and feels more like a collection of shorts framed by rather boring story about an evil sorcerer and his subordinate witch terrorizing a village by rising rents.
Should you watch it? Of course! I did not suffer through this only to be deprived of the pleasure of laughing at it with you all.
 
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Looks like the VA really is a troll…or at least, he voiced one for someone’s short film, if he’s the same “Patrick Montello” that’s credited at the end of Cherie’s newest masterpiece of cinema.

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"The Toll" screened at over 75 film festivals worldwide and took home 10 best of awards. A Computer Animated mockumentary and a character study in the guise of a student project created by fictional film student Harvey Stevens. Harvey delves into the realm of not-so-fantastic myth to interview a...
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He sounds decent enough here, I wonder how much he’s being paid to do Wogglefag.
 
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Blood Debts said:
He sounds decent enough here, I wonder how much he’s being paid to do Wogglefag.
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If he was a pro or at least experience we wouldn't have Woggy speaking in only one channel in the first movie... I'd say it's possible that Cynthia messed up the audio while processing it but I doubt she does any processing.
 
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