DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Hogan of the South]

this whole few whales supporting Phil cant last forever especially for these ones that steal their parents credit cards. It’s just a matter of when. When are they finally going to do the forbidden math? when are their medical bills going to outweigh Phil’s groceries? When will those dents in their heads finally cave in crushing what little pink matter they have left?

 

[actually]

this whole few whales supporting Phil cant last forever especially for these ones that steal their parents credit cards. It’s just a matter of when. When are they finally going to do the forbidden math? when are their medical bills going to outweigh Phil’s groceries? When will those dents in their heads finally cave in crushing what little pink matter they have left?

You're assuming they're not doing the math right now and just don't care for whatever dumbass reason they've invented to justify it. As for bills, don't forget that JaxxRaxor dropped $1000 while also apparently "saving" to buy a car with his telemarketer hourly wage. It's just different flavors of dumb all the way down.

 

[Planettenon]

Why is he playing Hades again? didn't he beat it already?

 

[Hogan of the South]

You're assuming they're not doing the math right now and just don't care for whatever dumbass reason they've invented to justify it. As for bills, don't forget that JaxxRaxor dropped $1000 while also apparently "saving" to buy a car with his telemarketer hourly wage. It's just different flavors of dumb all the way down.

Touché. However we do have some rainbow hope knowing that some like (redacted erased from history slice) are going bankrupt from it all.

 

[UaineRunei]

Why is he playing Hades again? didn't he beat it already?

I don't know exactly why, but it always involves large quantities of money promised.

Btw, we had TeamIcoGamer, BattleDuck, TheVillain, SemiInept and LadiesMan coming back, all the same day.
It feels like you can tell when the disability check arrives.

Edit:
Here's Phil with his amazing soy voice. I know you all love it.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Touché. However we do have some rainbow hope knowing that some like (redacted erased from history slice) are going bankrupt from it all.

2 bankruptcies didn't stop one of those whales from contributing

 

[Hogan of the South]

2 bankruptcies didn't stop one of those whales from contributing

Lol holy shit I didn’t know it was twice! This has me diving into the world of bankruptcy once again. Apparently two is your limit before they really start bringing in the time restraints and penalties. Learning new stuff everyday.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Dude holy shit Phil cannot make a single choice for himself in this game it's legit pathetic. I wish he would actually do any playthrough without being handheld the whole time. No wonder he can't do anything irl lmao

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

For the brave souls who have actually endured his Hades streams, does he actually ask his chat to pick almost every single ability/item? This is wild. He can’t even make a decision on his own.

Edit: ^^^lol

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

I don't know exactly why, but it always involves large quantities of money promised.

Btw, we had TeamIcoGamer, BattleDuck, TheVillain, SemiInept and LadiesMan coming back, all the same day.
It feels like you can tell when the disability check arrives.

Edit:
Here's Phil with his amazing soy voice. I know you all love it.

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That's the voice Phil uses when Kat pegs him.

 

[PieceofShet]

Dude holy shit Phil cannot make a single choice for himself in this game it's legit pathetic. I wish he would actually do any playthrough without being handheld the whole time. No wonder he can't do anything irl lmao

This is just beyond pathetic as a streamer. DSP basicly shouts with chat cause they dont help him in time. Clipped.

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[Jasper2K]

A money stressed piggy is a good piggy. He'll do anything for those sweaty man pulls.

 

[Surly Muppet]

This is just beyond pathetic as a streamer. DSP basicly shouts with chat cause they dont help him in time. Clipped.

To add some all important KHANTEXT to this moment...

Phil told his audience to stop sending superchats because he desperately needs immediate income (again... $900 for groceries as far as he has told us).
He then insults them for talking about music and not helping him.
He then bans someone for saying they were talking about Drake and not Kanye. That's now bannable because Phil thinks it's 'stupid shit'.

GameTrekker also tipped him $25 for beating Hades again and Phil just said if you liked that be beat Hades again, you should support the stream.
That would be why he's playing the game again - he thinks if he beats Hades now that he has his bow going, he'll get money.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Near End of stream status:

Total tip: $35

Top tip: $10 by some random dude I dont care about

Members: 272/285 after OIC created 2 more socks

Phil is blaming chat for not "being interactive " and complaining about low tips

Chat responded that it was because the Karls were banned making a dead chat

Game-wise, DSP is face tanking Hades with a overleveled build, still died a few times though

 

[IHateMyJob]

A money stressed piggy is a good piggy. He'll do anything for those sweaty man pulls.

AMEN!!! I honestly hope that those dumb pay piggies like He Who Must Not Be Named at least gets to talk to Phil behind the scenes or gets butthole pics or something. My God to drop thousands on that scammer just to get a brief ACKnowledgment on stream isn't worth the money.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

For the brave souls who have actually endured his Hades streams, does he actually ask his chat to pick almost every single ability/item? This is wild. He can’t even make a decision on his own.

Yes.

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

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Week 17

• [REDACTED] literally had to carry him on a stretcher to avoid him making less in tips this week than the last.
• Tips goal hit 3 out of 14 streams, and all of them are daytime.
• $125 per stream on average (missing goal by 17%)
• Paytreon payout's also looking light.

Source: PieceOfPeace.

Never forget. If he averaged 125 across the week he didn't miss his goal all week, he exceeded it. His goal has always been as much as he could get and he realizes that must of the time that's 100. He only raised up to 150 because people would get to 100 and quit. He wanted a few more pennies from his wheelchairs so he bumped it up so he could both get 100 and claim they missed the goal so he's going to die of starvation.

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Describing Rich or himself?

We fixate and hate the aspects of ourselves we dislike that we see in others. That's all that needs to be said about what DSP says about Wings or RTU.

As much as we all laugh at Phil, I do ask myself at times, who is the real victim here?

I present you with this poem:

When you get what you want in your struggle for self,
And the world makes you king for a day,
Then go to the mirror and look at yourself,
And see what that man has to say.

For it isn’t a man’s father, mother or wife,
Whose judgement upon him must pass,
The fellow whose verdict counts most in life,
Is the man staring back from the glass.

He’s the fellow to please, never mind all the rest,
For he’s with you clear to the end,
And you’ve passed your most dangerous, difficult test,
If the man in the glass is your friend.

You can fool the whole world down the pathway of years,
And get pats on the back as you pass,
But the final reward will be heartache and tears,
If you’ve cheated the man in the glass

Phil doesn't have the internal strength to ever make the man in the glass happy. One day he'll be met with absolute despair perhaps more than he can take when it dawns on him how little he has, how much was a lie and how only he believed it. You may work a harder life but you can always know the man in the glass is proud of your suffering and strength. You too @Pargon

this whole few whales supporting Phil cant last forever

I have been saying that for so long. I watched a neighbor kid get on the school bus for the first time for kindergarten and now he's in middle school. If you fixate on that you seethe. Instead enjoy the push pull of whales and Dave not understanding while panicking and going nothing to fix it.

Edit: auto correct messed a word up

 

[But I Digress]

Getting out of line...

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

For the brave souls who have actually endured his Hades streams, does he actually ask his chat to pick almost every single ability/item? This is wild. He can’t even make a decision on his own.

Edit: ^^^lol

Well that and he also screams at people who happen to be talking about something other than their Lord and Master right when he leans over to "HMMMMMMMMMM" while waiting for someone to spoonfeed him a solution

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

So which one of the assholes in chat withheld tipping? Don't they know Phil has to buy groceries and other stuff tomorrow?

Also him and his wife have earned the right to eat out at that expensive Indian restaurant.

So maybe stop fucking withholding tips and actually work your butt off for once like Phil does.

He doesn't get the luxury of taking two days off and this is how you show your appreciation? Disgusting!!