The KiwiFarms Meal

[Gorgar]

Okay, guys, so do you know how McDonald's creates meals based of celebrities? Well what if we created our own meal and create a fundraiser just so that TikTokers can create Tiktoks about how much they want it.
Eventually, the executives will give in to their demands.

Make sure it's subtle.

 

[Vingle]

Sure, but is there any foods that can be associated with the farms?

 

[Gorgar]

Sure, but is there any foods that can be associated with the farms?

The funny four-lettered c-word.

 

[The Ultimate Ramotith]

Sure, but is there any foods that can be associated with the farms?

...kiwi fruit, obviously.
...corn, less obviously.

 

[Vingle]

...kiwi fruit, obviously.
...corn, less obviously.

Fried kiwi with caramelised corn?

 

[Dick Pooman]

Doritos, hungryman dinners, coke zero

 

[Gorgar]

Fried kiwi with caramelised corn?

We need to be cheap. These sorts of celebrity meals are mainly just already existing things that McDonald's restaurants across the world already have.
The J Balvin Meal - Big Mac with no pickles, medium fries, and an Oreo McFlurry. Everything is already on the menu.
Travis Scott Meal - Quarter Pounder with cheese, bacon, and lettuce, medium fries with BBQ sauce, and Sprite with extra ice. Everything is already on the menu.
Saweetie Meal - Big Mac, four-piece McNuggets, medium fries, Sprite, and Sweet and Sour Sauce. Everything is already on the menu

 

[Salubrious]

All you can eat chicken tendies and fries.

 

[Mullti Port RDRAM]

Introducing the meal: 20 chicken mcnuggets, fries, an apple pie, and a giant drink of piss

 

[Fetish Roulette]

The Kiwi Farms meal: 41 fries, a Big Mac, and a large Fanta. You get a discount if you throw a ma'amtrum at the cashier ringing up your food.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

A McGangbang and a small water.

 

[Rabid Hog]

Baked Alaska meal: Quarter pounders with extra cheese, large nuggets (20 pieces), McFlurry, Apple pie

 

[Job the Long-Suffering]

To me, kiwifarms is a bowl of stale Captain Crunch. But the bowl is the scratched up Rugrats bowl that your brother always insisted on using every morning or he wouldn't eat. (But he isn't awake yet, so he can fuck right off)

There's also a cup of apple juice, but the juice is the very last bit from the container, so it's a little less than half the usual amount you would drink with breakfast. And the cup is just a leftover disposable solo cup, no one knows who it originally belonged to, but your mother is a lazy prick, and you can't reach the cup cabinet so you have no say in this.

 

[Shameimaru Aya]

Introducing, the Amberlynn Reid Special: