US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[A_Skellington]

So farewell hope, and with hope farewell fear, Farewell remorse: all good to me is lost; Evil be thou my good; by thee at least Divided empire with heaven's king I hold By thee, and more than half perhaps will reign; As man ere long, and this new world shall know.

 

[make_it_so]

Did Biden just declare himself dictator of America?

I guess. I mean, there's really no constitutional authority for him to do anything that he proposed, despite what Journo and Twitter soymensch bugmen might try to argue.

Now let's see him actually try to enforce it.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Keep in mind he's also trying to pass having every bank tell the federal government whenever there is a deposit or purchas/removal of 600$ or more.

That's not true.

It's when there is a deposit or a withdrawl from an account with a $600 or more BALANCE.

And holy shit, did I just watch Joe Biden walk Uncle Sam and Lady Liberty out onto stage and put a bullet in their heads?

Did I just really watch an American president tell everyone to kneel and kiss the fucking ring?

 

[Car Won't Crank]

Well folks, who's getting put on the "no fly list"

 

[Hippopatumus]

There are over a hundred million cats and dogs in the United States, all of whom are just as susceptible to catching and spreading COVID as their human owners.

This is more than double the amount of unvaccinated humans.

Biden didn't mention them once.

 

[mandatorylurk]

 

[draggs]

You seem to miss much with this. For one, the signs of the open internal civil war increasing, the complete disregard for the rule of law, multiple appearances of insane policy in a row designed soley to maintain power, the visiting of Pelosi with Soros.

If all you see is one single move, then I can't really help you.

Nigger please it's my crow that flies at midnight I owned that crow since it was an egg.

So lol calm down geez open internal civil war (read that prose and think about it as prose for a moment ok) rule of law maintaining power George Soros!

Look I don't think I want or need your help so that's okay don't feel bad you can't help me. This all sounds very exciting but all it is is a declining old man and his clique flailing about desperate for some kind of answers to their problems they didn't anticipate and aren't capable of handling

 

[Pop pop fizz fizz]

Keep in mind he's also trying to pass having every bank tell the federal government whenever there is a deposit or purchas/removal of 600$ or more.

source on this? I haven't seen this reported anywhere.

 

[tehpope]

Ah, but we have. Everything now is running on momentum, no one is even vaguely in control, the whole political apparatus has devolved into a civil war. Even as we speak more factions arise, subfractions, deals are made.

In a word, anarachy. The only questions left that are answerable are how long it will take to spread out of the political behemoth.

I guess we're just waiting for the first punch to be thrown. The first bullet to come out of the chamber. The first fort to be taken over. The calm before storm.

 

[make_it_so]

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You know what's sad? That headline can quite easily not be read as a parody.

Did I just really watch an American president tell everyone to kneel and kiss the fucking ring?

Yeah, and he can kneel and kiss my ass.

 

[derpherp2]

There are over a hundred million cats and dogs in the United States, all of whom are just as susceptible to catching and spreading COVID as their human owners.

This is more than double the amount of unvaccinated humans.

Biden didn't mention them once.

He also didn't mention requirements for vaccines when traveling.
He also didn't announce that it's officially a pandemic now, which would have at least given logic to his tyranny. As inept as it is.

The people in power really do not know what powers they have it's fucking hilariously pathetic.

 

[Meat Target]

source on this? I haven't seen this reported anywhere.

Biden proposal would give the IRS access to your bank account - The Sentinel

The Biden buget proposal includes a provision that requires banks to report your banking transactions to the Internal Revenue Service.

sentinelksmo.org

 

[PFM]

Rekieta mentioning a bill in congress to add unvaxxed to fly list, and another bill that would remove right to own firearms for people on that list. How have I not heard about these?

 

[Hackallier]

/pol/ sentiment atm:

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

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We are so deep into uncharted territory that anyone who says they know what comes next is lying. This is exactly the scenario I have been saying all predictive analysis will break down. I've been warning about this for months now, almost an entire year. And now we are here.

This was always the worst-case scenario.

So if predictive analysis has broken down, and your office does political analysis and predictions - I am absolutely *dying* to hear how the office is reacting to this. You chose a hell of a week to go on vacation. I look forward to the stories from the trenches when you return.

If its this far gone, what do you guys even do? Set up a betting pool and chronicle the implosion? I know there's no precedent but I imagine yer boss is gonna want you guys to at least try and come up with something.

 

[Hüftpriester]

I'm sure I'm late, but it's not just Federal employees. He thinks he can mandate all private employers to do it.

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Biden to announce vaccine mandate for companies with more than 100 employees

President Joe Biden will announce Thursday that all employers with more than 100 workers will be forced to require coronavirus vaccinations or test employees weekly.

www.foxnews.com

Too bad my company had to downsize dramatically due to covid lockdowns. Checkmate Biden, you wannabe dictator faggot.

 

[Unpleasant]

Wow, that speech was legitimately the sort of thing that gets people shot. Is this their plan to put Harris into power?

 

[Snekposter]

dog licenses to be handed by the BATF.

You act like they don't already do that given their fondness for killing them.

By the way, someone needs to remind Simple Joe (or more correctly, his handlers) that outside of teachers and parents or other family members, "respect" is earned.

Bullshit. I can count the number of teachers I respected in school on one hand. Two were elderly women who actually had some life knowledge and the last was a based Vietnamese refugee. And yes, I was a problem child. But fuck teachers.

Did Biden just declare himself dictator of America?

Its a short leap from declaring one's self the Democratic Party to declaring yourself the United States when you have a Democrat's ego and Biden's senility.

 

[Gehenna]

So if predictive analysis has broken down, and your office does political analysis and predictions - I am absolutely *dying* to hear how the office is reacting to this. You chose a hell of a week to go on vacation. I look forward to the stories from the trenches when you return.

If its this far gone, what do you guys even do? Set up a betting pool and chronicle the implosion? I know there's no precedent but I imagine yer boss is gonna want you guys to at least try and come up with something.

Thankfully, I work primarily in state politics where things -haven't- broken down. So while we are going to have fun trying to figure out the national trends so our employer can respond accordingly... we aren't out a job yet.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Show some respect?

Erhem

POLITENESS IS BASELINE

Respect is Earned. People want my respect? FUCKING DESERVE IT.

Sorry, return to Jab talk.