DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[DontEatSilicaGel]

Sending the police round is not funny, it's the type of thing that has gotten people killed. Not to mention it being highly illegal and preventing them from dealing with actual crime.

It's pretty funny. Depends on the reason why pigs were called out and how everyone reacts when it happens. DSP had the best reaction. Was basically the same as answering the door for a delivery guy then signing for a package. Which he managed to spin in to a near death experience with US Taliban drones circling overhead. Leanna was put against the wall and felt up by a female officer. It was the closest she ever came to an orgasm with Philip in the house.

When it's done a dozen times to the same person, not funny. Especially for Wings in SC. Can't imagine the pigs down there are too clued in to the Internet. They think WAN is the girl who does bacon specials at the Chinese massage parlour.

As for people dying? 1. The count is 1. Or 2 if you count the heart attack, but sounds like the guy would have died if his dog farted. More people have died from playing games without taking a break. DSP sees himself on the same level as professional Korean Starcraft cyber athletes virgins.

The pigs love these calls too! They get to whip their guns out and play tough guy for a while. Like when someone goes 10 MPH over the speed limit and they send 7 cars to drive behind them for a few hours. They love all the attention, flashing lights and loud noises. Like Derich. People have it the wrong way around; most pigs are bad, not good. They won't be there to protect you when you need them and usually won't make any effort to solve crimes you report. Unless it's really simple or results in a monetary gain for the department. Takes a few decades and interactions with the pigs to learn that. You're better off hitting the gym and buying some weapons.

 

[Fapcop]

The lore as I remember it is some random commenter called DSP Dave in something he read out and he seemed pissy about it so Tevin started calling him Dave. So no idea who originated it but Tevin made it a thing for sure.

He seems way more like a “Dave” than a “Paul”.

Not a nameology faggot or whatever it’s called, but I’ll almost bet you that if Phil’s parents had named him Paul, he’d be some middle manager in some Connecticut company right now (following his stellar performance at Sikorsky!) and have a wife and two kids.

Every weekend Paul would brings the wifey and kids over to ma’ and pa’ Burnell for a Sunday dinner.

And neither of the Burnell Sr’s would ever know how how close they came to have a fuckup no-loader for a son.

 

[LieLieFyre]

If some mentally ill detractor™ went and talked to DSP outside of his safe zone and filmed it i would be all for it. I just wanna see the manly man "I've got an axe near my door" go all "waah mean detractor tried to mug me in the mall today gib money". I wanna see this beta bitch throw a fit of his lifetime cause someone TALKED to him. Honestly if he got more money then what? Hes gonna get it one way or another and does anyone really care if he can legit whine instead of lying?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Phil's the last person who should be talking about games deserving game of the year status. Dude ducks games like he ducks taxes.

 

[JimiHendrix]

feel like somewhere along the way the art of harassment has been lost.

back when i was a wee boy at the ripe age of 16, i decided to fuck with phil a little bit. you know what I did? I made a few different YouTube accounts and left comments on his channel, spreading a rumor that he broke his leg trying to get into his Street Fighter Rufus cosplay outfit. It worked to the point Phil actually responded to it.

that's it. it was simple and innocent.

now a days we got people sittin' here. "man i wish someone would confront phil about his lies" we got detractors comin' into voice chat screamin' "WHAT ABOU TTHE BANKRUPTCY?"

what you need to understand about Phil, is he's delusional. You guys have said this before but I don't think you really understand it. Phil can't understand what he's done wrong or that he's a liar. His brain won't let him. Trying to point out Phil's lies to him is like trying to teach a chinese peasant the works of Shakespeare. It's not going to happen.

I remember back in the day when Phil was playing AC multiplayer and some guy over voice chat just straight up called him a fucking nigger. Or that "Look at my skeletons, bitch" guy. It was just pure good old fashioned harassment without any of the moral crusading of "exposing his lies".

none of that matters. that's why THIYDP's were originally so good. wasn't about the money or the lies, was just good old fashioned "look at this fat idiot"

maybe i'm just too old....

 

[That Anony Mouse]

There’s a detractor that goes by LightSydePaul for that very reason. He’s not very active anymore because of some neghole pozzing I don’t quite remember the specifics of.

There was this fat pedophile who was harassing LSP and started taking things too far. The less said about that troll, the better.

LightSydePaul still posts some great DSP edits on Twitter from time to time. His Youtube is completely dead.

 

[Fapcop]

Phil's best detractor will always be Phil. He's a shut in who is so terrified of interaction he won't play games with his own fans, and so paranoid he looks out the window at unexpected vehicles. So messing with him IRL is unnecessary.

If someone did dress up as Hogan and filmed themselves following him around shouting "It's WWE Champions time!" he would just ignore them, waddle off to his car, then go on stream to complain about shithead trolls harassing him, and that guy was lucky he didn't knock him out on the spot. So just a standard presteam.

I think you skipped the part where Phil gets a panicked look in a face of sheer terror, and starts yelling about security guards and terrorist detractors.

The one waddling would be 200lb Khat, as Phil forgets all about her and speed-shuffles to the nearest exit looking down the entire time.

You may call it boring, I’d say it would be 9/10 entertainment, a brief moment of Karma taking her dues, and would put my sides in orbit. (And a smile on my face for days.)


@JimiHendrix

It was just pure good old fashioned harassment without any of the moral crusading of "exposing his lies".

You might be an oldfag, but you have a point. Thankfully it’s mostly concentrated to Reddit, Youtube and other faggotry-occupied zones, but all the “exposing Phil!” gets old real fast.

Sure, it’s fun to catch Phil in his dumb lies. That’s part of the attraction. But...

Who the fuck you’re going to expose him to? The internet moral police? The US Department of Autism? His chat, which is 2/3s trolls and ironic “fans” who all know what’s up?

Likewise the moralfagging over “OMG! He takes money from retards!” is also pretty gay. Surprise, retards make dumb decisions. It’s not like they’d invest their savings in Bitcoin or AAPL stocks if it wasn’t for Phil. They’d spend it on other retarded stuff. Probably junk food and candy.

TLDR: MAKE TROLLING PHIL GREAT AGAIN! Or something.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Phil is nothing more than a cartoon to me. You people love to throw around the writers joke. Phil's entire existence means as much to me as a TV show, whether he wins the lottery or gets hit by a car, matters little to me. But I do prefer my TV shows to be entertaining.

Same. I want to see Phil squirm by any means and laugh at him.

 

[Comma]

Did Tevin start the Dave alias for Phil? Once in a while Tevin did call Phil DarkSydeFelipe.

I thought that was connected to the detractors discovering the 'DSP Enterprises' website. The site's description was stuffed with all kinds of mindless jargon that did nothing to explain what the business's purpose was, and the CEO of DSP Enterprises was named 'David Park'.

Phil's dad's name is David. That's the more likely origin.

This Dave meme and questions about its origin come up every once and a while, but @TheKatIsNowGone is right:

The lore as I remember it is some random commenter called DSP Dave in something he read out and he seemed pissy about it so Tevin started calling him Dave. So no idea who originated it but Tevin made it a thing for sure.

It all started with a random troll message during DSP's super salty Crash Bandicoot stream of July 1st, 2017, which I was watching live at the time. Before this day, the name 'Dave' had never been mentioned before, and Tevin kept using the nickname after this in his videos and streams.

Here's an actual clip of DSP reading the troll message that started it at all:

 

[Shirō Ishii]

There’s a detractor that goes by LightSydePaul for that very reason. He’s not very active anymore because of some neghole pozzing I don’t quite remember the specifics of.

I remember that he had an autistic sperging on twitter where he said that he'll send @Nigel of Ukip to dox people......as if Nigel was his own personal weapon which could be summoned and used whenever he wants

 

[Fapcop]

Same. I want to see Phil squirm by any means and laugh at him.

We’re in the bizarre situation that it takes virtually nothing to make Phil squirm and shake in fear, but nobody is really doing anything to rattle that cage.

Aside from maybe a by now ritual beating in SF2 by Gojitanks or whatever his name is.

Take something like Phil’s neighbors.

I’d love to see a little YouTube documentary or whatever about what it must be like to live two houses from one of the internet’s most infamous lolcows.

Do they ever see him? Is he the friendly sort? Or does he have a “yeah that guy is a weirdo!” rep? Maybe they think it’s a weed growop because it seems like nobody lives there much of the time?

It would be nothing illegal, you could barely call it trolling, more like an exercise in lolcow journalism.

Yet you can bet it would make Phil REEEE for days, and would be something he’d bring up years later. “THEY HARASSED MY NEIGHBORS!!! These nolife shitheads CANVASSED MY NEIGHBORHOOD to spread rumors THAT IM A PEDOPHILE if not for this kind of HARASSMENT I WOULD GET SPONSORSHIPS!!!”

 

[Watamelon]

Fucks sake, as soon as I saw MASSIVELY in that tweet, my mind instantly followed with shoutout.

Derich lives rent free in my head now

 

[Pargon]

“But yes, I know the entertaining part of the fat boy is watching him destroy himself, I've been watching him longer than 90% of the people here. Don't misunderstand my position, I am not advocating that we start nailing dead animals to his front door. I'm just saying the mentality of "WE CAN'T FUCK WITH PHIL BECAUSE THEN HE'LL GET MORE MONEY" is ridiculous. Who gives a fuck how much money he gets? For people who make the argument "yeah it sure is funny paypigs waste all their money. doesn't bother me none" sure is odd the first defense is also "no he'll use this to get more money"

— @JimiHendrix

My thought process on trolling Phil has been this for a while:

Phucking with Phil, beyond calling an lol fag in his chat, is going to involve at least one and likely two of the following three things: money, time, and skirting the law.

Number Three is out almost by default. Phil is not Giga-Hitler so he’s not a moral target, or at least one warranting semi-illegal activity. He is however a vindictive cunt especially when he knows he can justify it. I’m not going to be the stupid asshole who finally gets Phil to get an attorney just to sue my ass.

Number Two, money. People already pay money to fuck with Phil and both we and him laugh at those people daily. The small difference of the money going somewhere else rather than Scopley isn’t enough to justify it in my eyes. I can do anything I want with money I have and I’d sooner somehow transform it into urine and whizz it down my leg than spend it on anything to do with Phil.

That brings me to Number One: time. This is the only one I can see it being worthy to put toward trolling/harassing Phil. Unfortunately because I am both a boring-ass adult and a dork I don’t have a lot of it and, again, it’s another limited resource in my life that I’m not going to devote to some dumb fat polack who makes an ass of himself on the internet. I spend enough time as it is talking about him on here but I get something out of it because shitposting is fun, I get to stretch my writing muscle mocking someone, and a lot of you are basically my kin at this point (mwah mwah <3). If other more creative and time-liberated people have some good ideas then hey, more power to you. Just bear in mind that often it is just as easy as saying the right thing at the right time in his stream chat. You’re not going to send the man screeching out of a store into the safety of his Toyota Corolla but to me it’s still funny to watch his switch getting flipped like that.

 

[Iron Hamster]

There was this fat pedophile who was harassing LSP and started taking things too far. The less said about that troll, the better.

LightSydePaul still posts some great DSP edits on Twitter from time to time. His Youtube is completely dead.

You're saying oic is fat?

 

[25 Invisible push-ups]

I leave for a week or two and Phil suddenly reached his membership goal? What's the general consensus on this one? One or two whales made a bunch of new YT accounts?
How many of his members do we suspect are people who only have one account? He's been an even bigger whinier asshole than usual, yet his membership numbers have been going up?

I have so many questions but I also don't want to go through 50-ish pages to find answers. Does anyone have a short summary of what happened to Phil after his babyrage about his failed membership goal?

...preferably a little longer than "Phil's still a faggot" please, thanks!

 

[Iron Hamster]

I leave for a week or two and Phil suddenly reached his membership goal? What's the general consensus on this one? One or two whales made a bunch of new YT accounts?
How many of his members do we suspect are people who only have one account? He's been an even bigger whinier asshole than usual, yet his membership numbers have been going up?

I have so many questions but I also don't want to go through 50-ish pages to find answers. Does anyone have a short summary of what happened to Phil after his babyrage about his failed membership goal?

...preferably a little longer than "Phil's still a faggot" please, thanks!

Phail controls the numbers displayed.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I have so many questions but I also don't want to go through 50-ish pages to find answers. Does anyone have a short summary of what happened to Phil after his babyrage about his failed membership goal?

...preferably a little longer than "Phil's still a faggot" please, thanks!

He had a few ultratoxic outbursts but nothing new if you've been following Phail for about 6 months because they can basically be summarized as blah blah blah shitheads blah blah blah they live in their mommy's basements blah blah blah mentally ill blah blah blah they're a drama cult blah blah blah my haters are like QAnon. Same shit different day.
He did forget to turn on his slideshow during break so he gave us a look of his hairy gunt. If you crave some Islamic content you can look that up.

 

[UsedUp]

As expected. There was a Playstation Showcase event today and DSPs current tweet, expect a lot of bitching tomorrow for the pre stream about this.

 

[Fapcop]

I leave for a week or two and Phil suddenly reached his membership goal? What's the general consensus on this one? One or two whales made a bunch of new YT accounts?
How many of his members do we suspect are people who only have one account? He's been an even bigger whinier asshole than usual, yet his membership numbers have been going up?

I have so many questions but I also don't want to go through 50-ish pages to find answers. Does anyone have a short summary of what happened to Phil after his babyrage about his failed membership goal?

...preferably a little longer than "Phil's still a faggot" please, thanks!

Phil’s still a faggot.

Oh and there was almost zero growth in his membership numbers despite Phil lowering the goal twice.

He spent half an hour bitching and ranting at his viewers post stream that they “were only seven memberships away” blah blah, Phil isn’t mad, he’s disappointed blah blah.

A day or two later, Phil magically starts gaining membership after membership.

Phil lying? Cracking his whip and making some faggot whale set up fake memberships accounts? You be the judge.

But there’s no way Phil would want to miss the goal this month since “it’s da Halloween stream! That he has never missed before!”

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

Only problem with fucking with Phil is that he’s turned just about every aspect of his life into a controlled state. He does everything he can to hide himself in multiplayer games and turns off game chat due to past experiences. He has the SAME day with probably the SAME routine when it comes to his day “off”.

The fucker turns off his comments on his YT and blocks anyone on Twitter that talks negatively about him, even if you just liked a tweet shit talking him. Fuck, what a boring and pathetic existence he lives.