Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

Medical advice (Progesterone):
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From another thread, a parody twitter account of a troon.
Then I showed her my hormones and asked if she can prescribe them for free. ‘Where did you get these?’ she asked, holding them up to the light. I said I buy them off a bloke on Reddit.
‘And it didn’t strike you as odd they’re all different sizes and colours?’ she asked. I said I thought they all did different things, like, the pink ones for tits, the blue ones for periods and the yellow to make you good at makeup?
Well, you won’t believe this, but she sorted through them on her desk and turns out I’ve been taking a mixture of laxatives, worming tablets and anal suppositories. I said ‘what about this red one?’ and she said ‘that’s a Skittle.’
I said ‘why are my tits so big, then?’ and she told me to lay off the Special Brew and refused to give me hormones for free. So much for fucking patient-centred care. And worst of all, my tits don’t even turn me on now I know they weren’t built with oestrogen
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A thread written by @JackieMacmilla5: "Brenda, my fellow trans lesbia…

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Tragi-Chan said:
Seeing your loved ones blown to pieces... getting blue-ballsed by a dangerhair... same thing really. Basically what I’m getting is “this character makes me feel better about the fact that I’ve done fuck-all with my life.”
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It's the troon looking at anime girls 'She's just like me!' meme. Except in this case it's a man whose greatest traumas are all self-inflicted paranoid delusions over-identifying with a man whose trauma is watching his family get murdered in front of him.
 
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It hardly needs saying how wrong Jake is that the people he's railing against just want to lick boots and don't care which ones, but I will say that, more than usual, he's right about one thing. Jake and the people like him who he's connected to on Twitter truly seem to believe that if someone disagrees with you, you just have to try and force them to do what you want anyway. Be dismissive, be smug, be sanctimonious, be authoritarian, don't listen to them, tell them you know better, demand they do it, try and shame them, throw a tantrum, threaten them - none of these tactics work, but it's their only way of trying to get what they want out of people.

So Jake is bang on, in that what he's saying is exactly what he, and people like him, want to hear - that their current methods are the way to get what they want. He's as wrong about this as he is about everything else, but he's in sync with his audience at least.
 
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He added this a few hours later.

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Imagine this loser, who still gets tendies from his mom, calling anyone at all a “fucking baby.”
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If only we were all arrested infants, with no life experience, and no adult responsibilities, who lived in mortal fear of stepping outside to check the mail, then I guess we really WOULD have a clue what we were talking about, like Jake here.
 
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Thumb Butler said:
I would totally take medical advice from a morbidly obese man in a dress.
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If that advice is "be careful with those titty skittles" I would actually listen

but I'm sure his reasoning is more "teehee it'll make you super moody because girls!" instead of "ye gods, look what has been wrought"
 
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I was hoping someone had pointed out to him that a registered sex offender with a history of indecent exposure had been arrested and charged for the Wi Spa indecent exposure but it seems that no one interacts with him at all. I see he's still bewailing the lack of videos of rooms with naked children in them though.

I think I need to leave this thread for a while, he's just a poisonous little shit spinning round in endless circles of spite and delusion. If only there were a real total perspective vortex he could be put in.
 
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Jake somehow never seems to have the facts of any situation entirely straight. It seems like all he ever does is read troon twitter and then try to work backwards from the deranged reaction tweets to the events that caused them. I don't think he even really understands what caused Gamergate, despite it being his entire life. If I remember rightly, Zoe actively forbad all the CON people from reading the Zoe Post, so Jake has a weird chinese whispers understanding of what Zoe did.
 
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Norvic said:
I don't think he even really understands what caused Gamergate
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uh, he's made it quite clear that he's the authority on the subject. Nazism, imported from germany by way of Brazil, infected a frog cartoon and caused gamgergate when mixed with the KKK.

But the REAL cause was that the government and everyone else in charge didn't listen to Jake and line every gamer up against a wall back in 2015. That's the only way it could have been stopped.

But the REAL real cause was Zoe not marrying Jake and being his waifu
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
If only we were all arrested infants, with no life experience, and no adult responsibilities, who lived in mortal fear of stepping outside to check the mail, then I guess we really WOULD have a clue what we were talking about, like Jake here.
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Smug Jake is best Jake when you know this fat, lardassed, chickenshit pussy too afraid to even go outside gets all ITG and you hear it in his lisping, pussified bitch voice.
 
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Neko GF said:
Zinnia Jones chimped out over JKR, and in usual Zinnia Jones made himself look like a delusional, angry, creepy retard. Naturally Jake leapt to the defense of his fellow Ratking.
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Jake needs more fibre in his diet if he’s this full of shit. I want him to name the last confirmed instance of a trans woman being murdered in the US. Suicide is not murder, nor is death resulting from any medical condition. Let’s remove prostitutes and prisoners from the statistics, too. I bet the reason he’s saying “if I recall the statistics” is because he knows he’s pulling this out of his massive arse.
 
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