Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Useful_Mistake]

@The Dude

I really hope that Skordas points out in his next filing to the court that Russhole has completely failed to provide even a single piece of evidence showing how Null/Kiwi Farms is involved in/responsible for...well, anything he's claiming.

He did twice in April, once in May. If it becomes relavant, he will probably do it again too.

 

[Kumquat]

I know it isn't a huge thing, but I also like that he pluralizes "defendants" then goes on to mean Jersh and Skordas, rather than using "defendant and his counsel". He really thinks he's going up against Skordas himself (or wishes he was), apparently, which helps explain his ongoing "he should be removed or have to recuse or something to stop being so MEAN to me!" Most of the entire "motion" is just him whining about defendant's counsel.

It could just be common parlance as I'm not a huge law geek, but it feels like just Russ being Russ.

No, I think you're correct. He really thinks it's him versus Josh and Skordas. Skordas, for the intents of the suit, has nothing to do with the claims (or Russ' perceived claims, anyways,) being made against Josh. Skordas is only the legal representative of Josh.

It's why I agree with @DrJonesHat in saying I firmly believe Russ was passed in his courses out of pity/annoyance rather than actually being competent enough to pass on merit. Every American citizen is guaranteed the right to legal counsel, no matter how awful or heinous their crimes. Serial killers, rapists, kidnappers, and yes, even internet bullies, all have the right to legal counsel. Josh is an American citizen, so he counts too. Pipsqueak can't seem to understand this very basic point because his brain is just too squeezed by his trauma lumps to understand.

Josh is an American citizen. Skordas is a lawyer who gets paid to represent clients in court. There's literally no reason Skordas wouldn't take the case. It's easy money, especially when dealing with a serial litigant who can't even proof-read his own damn filings.

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[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

@Pip Squeak What are the odds he thinks that since he filed in forma pauperis that means that he can't have a monetary judgment awarded against him?

This is another mini-obsession with him: He can't find a lawyer to take his case only because Null has no money. Not because his case has no merit. It's because any lawyer he approaches wants cash up front because it's clear they're not going to be getting anything on contingency. But then Null can afford to hire Skordas, so what the frick? He should just not hire Skordas, let himself be sued, and then take the money he saved on lawyer's fees and give it to Russ's lawyer. It works out the same to Null, except he also has to shut down the Orchards.

In Russ's head, this is all perfectly logical and the fact that Null won't do it is just more evidence that our beloved erverlord is evil and unreasonable.

It's pretty fun.

@The Dude Don't forget that Null "taunted" Russ in emails about the DMCA thing. Like how Skordas "berated" Russ for not really being disabled, Null insisting on a proper DMCA and being less than respectful about the whole situation is a personal attack on Russ that the court should be concerned with. Again: Null is evil and unreasonable and he should have to pay damages for telling Russ to "try him" instead of just capitulating.

@Kumquat He does try to make the distinction between criminal and civil court, at least. I don't know, but I suppose one isn't entitled to representation in civil matters. So a better comparison might be "corporations who poison their employees through negligence get lawyers, there's no reason a guy who runs a totally legal website shouldn't get one". He wants to paint Skordas as being shady because in Russ's mind, being a shitty person (especially towards Russ) is a crime in itself. That's why it doesn't matter that Skordas is clearly arguing that the Farms did nothing wrong. They're bad people and they deserve to be punished even if they didn't break the law. That's how it works in 80's teen movies. Russ shouldn't even have to address legalities, just find a case that looks at bit like this situation (if you squint and also have a serious head injury) and then relate it back. Like when he sued Tay-tay and cited cases about misleading advertising that were totally unrelated. He starts from the point that "Tay hurt my feelings so she is a Bad Person and needs to be punished," and then tries in his inept, low-IQ way to find a method of making that happen. Null is a bad guy who hurt Russ's feelings, therefore he's also responsible for suicides. He said that he wants the "lightbulb to come on" in Null's head and make him realize that he can't be mean to people. Unfortunately for Russ, there's really no law that says you have to be nice, especially when the person you're not being nice to is a piece of shit like Russ is.

Russ really thinks he's clever. A brilliant legal mind, a gifted songwriter and musician, an accomplished author, and now the guy who's going to change the face of sex work in America. He's none of these things and also ugly, but we're the only ones who can see the truth that cleaning toilets at Wal-Mart is exactly where he ought to be.

 

[Kosher Salt]

I know it isn't a huge thing, but I also like that he pluralizes "defendants" then goes on to mean Jersh and Skordas, rather than using "defendant and his counsel". He really thinks he's going up against Skordas himself (or wishes he was), apparently, which helps explain his ongoing "he should be removed or have to recuse or something to stop being so MEAN to me!" Most of the entire "motion" is just him whining about defendant's counsel.

There are two defendants, "JOSHUA MOON, publisher of the website Kiwi Farms, and KIWI FARMS, a website."

The fact that Russ constantly conflates the two, never properly served either defendant, and blames Null for posts made by other people on Kiwi Farms is mostly irrelevant... it's at least technically correct to refer to "defendants" since there are two of them.

 

[Empyrea]

There are two defendants, "JOSHUA MOON, publisher of the website Kiwi Farms, and KIWI FARMS, a website."

The fact that Russ constantly conflates the two, never properly served either defendant, and blames Null for posts made by other people on Kiwi Farms is mostly irrelevant... it's at least technically correct to refer to "defendants" since there are two of them.

Oh, I agree, and you're very right. But when he is addressing "the defendants say" and such, he tends to be addressing Skordas as much as Josh.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Man he’s a bad writer. At this point maybe we should add “incompetent failed paralegal” to his thread title.

That might cause some confusion with his current title of "former current legal assistant."



(Sorry for reposting, these are just too damn funny.)

 

[ConSluttant]

NEW FILING! MY SIDES! I'M DED!


Edit: how the fuck did I miss out on the last six goddamn pages and why the fuck did I only get the notification today? Goddamnit.

 

[Su-27 Flanker-B]

NEW FILING! MY SIDES! I'M DED!

It's already been posted five pages back.

 

[AbraCadaver]

I feel like Russ needs to be in a lawsuit at all times because otherwise he has nothing interesting about him, in his mind. He scrubs alleged toilets and empties alleged bins at a casino or whatnot, he eats children’s cereal and sometimes he slump-jogs on the treadmill at the gym because he thinks pure cardio is somehow going to develop muscle on his misshapen body (I will never, never stop boggling at Russ’ belief that you can build muscle on a treadmill, while eating junk).

If a stunning blonde surrounded by the paparazzi were to sashay up and ask him what he does for a living, is that just his answer?

Better if he can instead say, “I’m a LEGAL PROFESSIONAL who is currently IN A LAWSUIT with A COURT LEGAL LAW JUDGE JURY SUIT REPRESENTATION OF LAW JUSTICE.”

Russ sues because he feels like a nobody when he has no current suit filed.

 

[jerkstore]

I feel like Russ needs to be in a lawsuit at all times because otherwise he has nothing interesting about him, in his mind. He scrubs alleged toilets and empties alleged bins at a casino or whatnot, he eats children’s cereal and sometimes he slump-jogs on the treadmill at the gym because he thinks pure cardio is somehow going to develop muscle on his misshapen body (I will never, never stop boggling at Russ’ belief that you can build muscle on a treadmill, while eating junk).

If a stunning blonde surrounded by the paparazzi were to sashay up and ask him what he does for a living, is that just his answer?

Better if he can instead say, “I’m a LEGAL PROFESSIONAL who is currently IN A LAWSUIT with A COURT LEGAL LAW JUDGE JURY SUIT REPRESENTATION OF LAW JUSTICE.”

Russ sues because he feels like a nobody when he has no current suit filed.

the best part about his current suit is how he’s treating it like a personal blog. he’s making up for whatever is stopping him posting on social media. similar to how he’s treating his PAC twitter. his filings are so humiliating. it’s as if the judge is letting him reeeee himself into oblivion before making a judgement.

edit: if not obvious, total quote function fail and possibly a fat-finger mobile contribution from me.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Given how long he's been gone from Facebook, I think he got permabanned. Facebook was his primary outlet so I don't think he'd give it up voluntarily. But yeah, he's using court filings as his blog. He seems to think the judge will be so moved by his plights he'll order Null to shut down the Farms, disbar Skordas, and make women fuck him.

 

[Trapped Under Rice]

Russ's writing has always been really fascinating to me. I have no legal background or legal intuition, but everything he writes comes off as utterly retarded. He always sounds like a whinging faggot no matter what point he's trying to make. I'd love to see a serious deconstruction of his word choice and framing to explain exactly what elements make all of his arguments so pathetic and unconvincing. Even if you knew nothing about Greer, his filings are fucking obnoxious. It's all so blatantly unprofessional that anyone can pick up on it.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I'd love to see a serious deconstruction of his word choice and framing to explain exactly what elements make all of his arguments so pathetic and unconvincing

Your wish is already granted!

 

[Constellationzero]

@The Dude

While it would be nice to have a court ruling saying that those suicides were unrelated to the forum, I doubt we'll get it because this lawsuit is another thing those suicides are not related to.

What suicides??

Julie Terryberry? She was "experimenting sexually" on her own in the cuck shed and won a Darwin Award.
Chloe Sagal? HE railed on about muh homeless and the government before winning a Darwin Award. KEE WEE was never mentioned.
That Trans Lifeline Troon? His WIFE said TROONZ DEATHLINE was 100% responsible. And KEE WEEZ looked after her family's welfare AFTER KJELL and PAJEET caused his sooicide.

Byuu? Isn't he ALIVE?
BRADLEY Manning? ALIVE.

Who in the entire fuck committed soooicide because of KEE WEE ORCHARDS? Help me, I'm confused.

 

[ConSluttant]

Apparently, getting Skordas removed from this case has become his new fixation. When that fails, I bet Russ sues Skordas directly for..something.

Don't say things like that that arouse me legally. Plz and ty.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Who in the entire fuck committed soooicide because of KEE WEE ORCHARDS? Help me, I'm confused.

I meant that Twatter blames us for those and probably more... It would be nice to have a legal document saying it's bollocks.

 

[Offensive User Name]

Its not the end result, its the process that makes him feel important and empowered and he can still fantasise about his victories.

I think you are spot on with this one, @Clovis .
I read throught Elliot Rodgers manifesto a couple of days ago, and this quote reminded me of one part in there, where the Grand Master Incel describes how he was addicted to this one lottery.
He fantasized how much money he would win when he would finally win the jackpot (which was steadily rising), and how it would make his life better and solve all of his problems (getting laid), and when he found out the jackpot went to another, he became furious. Raging mad at how unfair it was because he DESERVED to win! He was the one that was entitled to all that money (and pussy), all because he was motherfrikkin Russel Greer Elliot Rodgers, and this other person, who doesn't even know he existed, should be killed for not complying to his plights virgin baby carrot.
Both are entitled narcissitic trash that believes that everyone should cater to their every fantasy and can't imagine that someone won't follow that script, making them absolutlely bonkers when they don't. But until then, they have already won in their heads, because anything else would be crazy.

 

[Constellationzero]

I meant that Twatter blames us for those and probably more... It would be nice to have a legal document saying it's bollocks.

Ah, okay. I misunderstood. Apologies.

 

[The Dude]

What suicides??

Julie Terryberry? She was "experimenting sexually" on her own in the cuck shed and won a Darwin Award.
Chloe Sagal? HE railed on about muh homeless and the government before winning a Darwin Award. KEE WEE was never mentioned.
That Trans Lifeline Troon? His WIFE said TROONZ DEATHLINE was 100% responsible. And KEE WEEZ looked after her family's welfare AFTER KJELL and PAJEET caused his sooicide.

Byuu? Isn't he ALIVE?
BRADLEY Manning? ALIVE.

Who in the entire fuck committed soooicide because of KEE WEE ORCHARDS? Help me, I'm confused.

As far as I know, no one has ever offed themselves due to having a thread on this site. I said as much in a previous post. But Russ sure wants to use the false rumors that people have an heroed because people on a web forum said mean things about them in legal filings in an effort to make his bad faith lawsuit look like they aren't actually in bad faith. Without a shred of evidence to back those rumors up, of course.

 

[Dyn]

That Trans Lifeline Troon? His WIFE said TROONZ DEATHLINE was 100% responsible. And KEE WEEZ looked after her family's welfare AFTER KJELL and PAJEET caused his sooicide.

They're not responsible either. Skimming from a suicide hotline so hard that it can't even function is trashy and illegal and morally despicable, but Elizabeth Waite could have easily phoned up the national suicide line instead. Nobody is responsible for any of the KF-associated suicides but the people who chose to kill themselves. We're not responsible, and neither are Julie's shitty ex, Chloe's shitty roommates, or Elizabeth's shitty suicide hotline.

Who in the entire fuck committed soooicide because of KEE WEE ORCHARDS? Help me, I'm confused.

William Atchinson shot himself because he realised what his KF thread was going to look like after he got thwarted by a piece of furniture.