Being a Bestiary of SJWs Most Foul and Wondrous

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Because care, love and support = sexual intercourse, right?
And serophobic? WTF? So if I don't want to fuck an Ebola-infected monkey I'm a speciesist, virophobic shitlord?
 
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Going back to the original post, I've been discovering a new breed of SJW that's popping up...

Harpy (but I'm open to other terms)
Premier Example: Those BLM ladies at that Bernie Sanders rally.
Other examples: Go Make Me a Sandwich, many animal rights protesters
Aggression, pure aggression. Where the cult leader can keep a calm demeanor and fears exposure, the Harpy is fine with being confrontational and will usually do things on his/her own (or with like-minded people). Though this can vary from getting literally into people's face and screaming, humiliating their hated targets in public events or just being James Dobson-level angry 24/7 in their writings. (Though Harpies are known to claim persecution if they're called on anything no matter how polite or nice the person is.)

The Harpy is driven by anger, disgust and their agendas. If they are doing protests, they will scream and draw any attention to themselves with no regards to anyone else or if it makes them look foolish. The more subtle ones are fine with making people feel terrible by bullying them or are just venom-filled with their writings. God forbid there is something in the media that pisses them off, since they will go into sperg-level obsession over it to the point of making charts or having almost daily articles on it. There is no happiness, humor (despite what they think of their own comedic ability) or middle ground.

BTW, what category would you put Laci Green in?
 
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Yaoi Huntress Earth said:
Going back to the original post, I've been discovering a new breed of SJW that's popping up...

Harpy (but I'm open to other terms)
Premier Example: Those BLM ladies at that Bernie Sanders rally.
Other examples: Go Make Me a Sandwich, many animal rights protesters
Aggression, pure aggression. Where the cult leader can keep a calm demeanor and fears exposure, the Harpy is fine with being confrontational and will usually do things on his/her own (or with like-minded people). Though this can vary from getting literally into people's face and screaming, humiliating their hated targets in public events or just being James Dobson-level angry 24/7 in their writings. (Though Harpies are known to claim persecution if they're called on anything no matter how polite or nice the person is.)

The Harpy is driven by anger, disgust and their agendas. If they are doing protests, they will scream and draw any attention to themselves with no regards to anyone else or if it makes them look foolish. The more subtle ones are fine with making people feel terrible by bullying them or are just venom-filled with their writings. God forbid there is something in the media that pisses them off, since they will go into sperg-level obsession over it to the point of making charts or having almost daily articles on it. There is no happiness, humor (despite what they think of their own comedic ability) or middle ground.

BTW, what category would you put Laci Green in?
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I would dub this subspecies "Harridan."

Because the moniker fits.
 
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I'm seeing more and more SJWs on tumblr that are type 8's, type 3's, or type 2's. Frankly, that alone is just making me more disgusted with that god-forsaken site. Also have been seeing lots of type 5's and type 6's as well.
 
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Meowthkip said:
Tumblr seems to be of the mind that you can identify as male and wear dresses, and you still have the right to go off on people who perceive you as presenting feminine. "You guys like cis males in dresses, why can't I be feminine?"

Because you're not transitioning to anything and just want to be called a boy just because.

Maybe wear your dresses once you've taken some T and have breast reduction surgery if you want to be a seen as dude and still want to wear dresses so bad.
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Precisely.
They just want to transition not out of dysphoria, but because being trans is seen as being a "cool" thing right now. It's so fucking retarded because it's not cool. Feeling a fundamental disconnect and bizarre sense of disorientation with a major aspect of one's body, being a high suicide risk because of that disconnect, and getting treated like garbage by idiots who don't know how it works is not fun. But if there's something I've learned, the transtrenders/genderspecials/tucutes/whatever don't care about anything like that.
 
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Here's another I've noticed at times...

The Atonner
Prime Example: Tatsuya Ishida
Unlike a lot of SJWs who thrive on anger and self-righteousness, the Atonner is a creature of pure guilt. While the males can fall into the Type 7 category, unlike a lot of them, Atonners do not want sex or fame, they just hate who they are. Some may have done lousy things in the past (example: they used to be abusive or racist) while others are the victims of one too many PC authority figures in their youth or exposure to Tumblr.

This type hates themselves to about Uncle Ruckus levels where they will constantly preach about how horrid their kind is (usually whites and/or men). Like a lot of the other types, Atonners are just useful idiots in the eyes of bigwigs since they will bend over backwards to prove that they are good allies.
 
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Yaoi Huntress Earth said:
Here's another I've noticed at times...

The Atonner
Prime Example: Tatsuya Ishida
Unlike a lot of SJWs who thrive on anger and self-righteousness, the Atonner is a creature of pure guilt. While the males can fall into the Type 7 category, unlike a lot of them, Atonners do not want sex or fame, they just hate who they are. Some may have done lousy things in the past (example: they used to be abusive or racist) while others are the victims of one too many PC authority figures in their youth or exposure to Tumblr.

This type hates themselves to about Uncle Ruckus levels where they will constantly preach about how horrid their kind is (usually whites and/or men). Like a lot of the other types, Atonners are just useful idiots in the eyes of bigwigs since they will bend over backwards to prove that they are good allies.
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I can think of several others. Expect an according update soon.

EDIT: Done.
 
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