DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Coke Zero]

I just want someone to record phil waddling around the grocery store. I dont care about trying to talk to him or actually fuck with him in some other way, I just want a 20 second clip of this dipshit out in public. If I didn't live a couple thousand miles away from him, I would take an afternoon off work on his day off and do it myself.

Like others have said, phil has no problem announcing basically when and where he'll be out in public so obviously he isn't that scared of "trolls".

 

[Shirō Ishii]

@Froggah "IIRC, LSP's neghole pozzing occurred when he threatened to doxx people/other detractors whom were harassing Leanna on Instagram/Twitter. This was around spring/summer time of last year. From what @Shirō Ishii is saying, it sounds like he planned to employ Nigel to do that"

And he did that WITHOUT ever telling nor asking Nigel about it when he tweeted that.

 

[actually]

@Flavius Anthemius "One, he has made wearing the glasses a tip goal multiple times, if his vision is so poor from a certain distance and he knows that he needs them to read things, then why attach a monetary value to them at all?"

That's even stupider than you're thinking. Those are eye-strain reducing glasses. "Gamer glasses," if you will. Couple hundred dollars of ***value*** there. So they don't have any of the vision correction. They just block some parts of the visible spectrum to reduce eye strain.

 

[TheTractor]

I just find it baffling he's never been recorded at his local mall whatsoever. Waddling like a constipated penguin with his Khet 12 feet apart.

 

[That Anony Mouse]

I just find it baffling he's never been recorded at his local mall whatsoever. Waddling like a constipated penguin with his Khet 12 feet apart.

Spoiler

Here's the only photo I've seen of Phil in the wild, an OLDIE but a goodie. One of his best photos tbh.

 

[TheTractor]

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Here's the only photo I've seen of Phil in the wild, an oldie but a goodie. One of his best photos tbh.

There's a video of this out there; he knew he was filmed though.

In his natural habitat he sways like a mongoloid, T-poses and probably waddles like Jack Scalfani.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

I just find it baffling he's never been recorded at his local mall whatsoever. Waddling like a constipated penguin with his Khet 12 feet apart.

Yeah I know huh, see I imagine if there was ever a bit of wild pork on camera it won't be by some troll waiting in the shadows nah I'd imagine it would be like a group of teenage skate rats fucking around on their phones ragging on people at the mall or Cosco or Target and they happen to close in on Piggy and just go to town "jesus look at this sorry fat fuck being dragged away from his Roblox by his handler half his age, goddam if I looked like that in my 40's I'd do the world a favor and off myself lollll".

 

[TJGamebox]

Most recent in dsp’s eyes is him getting removed from partnership.
Sadly this was all him but it’s deff all of us’s fault

 

[Space Cooter]

I think the best reaction would be if they just filmed kat. Not Phil and her together. Just kat.

Hopefully frank hassle Et al pay them a visit. I can only imagine him getting tossed out of Fred Meyer for asking kat where the potatoes are over and over or something. Phil's rant after they visited would be beautiful.

 

[Jasper2K]

Why? Shit's hilarious

I agree. Hope he takes out a big loan just so Phil can get a rare sweaty man pull then cry poor a day later.

 

[Ptolemy]

I just find it baffling he's never been recorded at his local mall whatsoever. Waddling like a constipated penguin with his Khet 12 feet apart.

Mark my words, Frank Hassle will encounter Dave one of these days on his day off and the Go-Pro will film it all.

EDIT: @Space Cooter beat me too it, I know he saw that now deleted tweet by Dr. Don Wario.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

Spot the difference.

 

[FaXmachine]

Lol I was wondering how old that pic was that @That Anony Mouse posted and I couldn't really find it bar one reddit discussion from 2 years ago and this website I've never heard of. But Google sure knows his face along with other pigs who stuff their face. He's got a mighty fine rack btw, if he was a female he'd have all the simps since they love being treat like shit too.

 

[Fragarach]

Here's the only photo I've seen of Phil in the wild, an OLDIE but a goodie. One of his best photos tbh.

There was a video, dunno if it's still up, of someone seeing Phil with Leanna at the mall. He says "Phil?" and Phil tells Leanna something like "Just keep walking. Don't talk to him, don't look at him."

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I just find it baffling he's never been recorded at his local mall whatsoever. Waddling like a constipated penguin with his Khet 12 feet apart.

That's why I assume Phil rarely leaves the WAkhando, only when necessary. He tells us what his days off are, when and where he's even going sometimes, yet nobody has spotted him or Catherine in years.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

Phil never receives the level of trolling someone with his karma counter deserves. And he deserves a fucking lot. The worst he gets is someone saying something mean on the internet and that gets swatted by overzealous mods instantly. He doesnt get irl trolling, he doesnt get shit sent to him, he doesnt get prank called despite his number being public. The worst he got was being chased out of wwe champions guilds by...HIS OWN PAST AND INSECURITIES.

I just want Frank Hassle to strap a camera to his head and follow Phil around Fred Meyers yelling "ITS THE GUY" and "ITS WWE CHAMPIONS TIME". But no, cant even get that shit because Franks a fag and no one wants to touch the sacred cow. I swear Phil has fucking glow in the dark anti-troll protection at this stage and he squeals like a stuck pig at the minor inconveniences he does experience, typically at his own hooves.

 

[Super Dent Head]

Some people really want to see Phil waddling
Timestamp: 47:40 ends around 1:09:22.
This is Leanna's old videos from when they went to an old prison (Boring date or some shit)
It's a Tevin video but I don't think there's a bunch of TTS.
Some good little clips of Phil waddling around.

 

[Fapcop]

Even closer to neghole pozzing was last year in December when Nigel was doxxing his fucking neighbors, which was fucking hilarious in its own right especially seeing how much more successful they are compared to Phil. Apparently, one or two of his neighbors knew enough about Phil that they wanted nothing to do with him.

Link plox?

 

[Froggah]

Link plox?

Enjoy: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/darksydephil-fan-general.40930/page-48#post-7999937

 

[Fapcop]

I think the best reaction would be if they just filmed kat. Not Phil and her together. Just kat.

Hopefully frank hassle Et al pay them a visit. I can only imagine him getting tossed out of Fred Meyer for asking kat where the potatoes are over and over or something. Phil's rant after they visited would be beautiful.

I would love to see Frank Hassle hypnotize a very obviously confused Khat into getting blacked.

And even better: See Phil rant about it afterwards.

EDIT: What angle do you reckon he’d go for: “THEY HIRED A PROFESSIONAL GIGOLO AND DOCTOR TO SEDUCE HER!!!” Or... “Get a load of how insane THIS IS! They hired a DOCTOR TO SEDATE KHAT, K? And had BLA-EH- A RAPEGANG READY AND WAITING OUTSIDE DOOD!”