Fat Acceptance Movement / Fat Girlcows

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That last video tho. I actually respected her original video (the one in her backyard) because I agree: everyone can tell when you’ve eaten yourself into being classified as megafauna and attempting to hide in an “oversized sweater” looks ridiculous at 400+ Pounds. Maybe taking a inventory of one’s appearance might lead to a desire for change.

But rather than leading to honest reflection on her health CRISIS, that video led her to double down and make the most insane statement I’ve heard today: “Skinny people don’t have to deal with this.” And all my fucks evaporated.

I hope all the pretty and thin girls that laughed behind their appropriately-sized hands when this Aunt Jemima and Michelin Man butt-baby stampeded into geometry class went on to lucrative and fulfilling careers and regular, mutually-satisfying sex with their rich hot husbands because honestly? That fat cow deserves to die alone and bitter for out of hand dismissing the suffering of any human under a size (checks notes for current goal posts) 12.

PS her hair looks like it absolutely STINKS.
 
One of the many problems with this type of stuff is, she thinks this is fat. This is beyond fat and should not be described in the way she is doing here.
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You know, if you constantly feel the need to publicly announce apropos of nothing that "fat bodies are desirable" ... who are you really trying to convince? And shoving gross obese beached walrus underwear photos of yourself in the face of anyone with the misfortune to be scrolling by, while helpfully stating that mess is "desirable to look like" because Lord knows no one comes to that conclusion naturally. I always did like to laugh at the New Age faggots who do the whole "positive affirmations" thing but it does seem to fortify the cope. Even though, actual attractive people don't have to announce they are attractive and show their ass all over social media to try and strong-arm or shame people into finding them desirable.

If the "I am desirable" shit is just ego because they have some indiscriminate horndogs who don't consider 200lbs of excess lard to be a dealbreaker, they really need to understand something about men: They might talk shit, but plenty of them will settle for whatever piece of ass is most convenient at the time if he's in the mood. Being occasionally considered "desirable" in the loosest sense by desperate thirsty coomers doesn't count and isn't something to be proud of, it's just gross.
 
imagine spending all your days taking photos of yourself or asking someone to take them, and then writing long winded captions about being overweight

but then somehow also be convinced that this is the fault of other people being obsessed with your weight?
Makes no sense, if Bekah would just put her phone down and stop taking horribly unflattering photos she might feel better
 
April at it again with her 4AM Apple Watch pics. And given that she stopped posting only 6h prior, I doubt she's getting enough sleep. Waking up early doesn't make it automatically healthy.

She's been doing a Q&A on her instagram about gym fails, and apparently she fell on the treadmill because she got tangled in the headphone wire of her Iphone, which fell, she then stepped on it "with all her body weight", and went tumbling down herself.
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Apparently, it seems to be a common issue among her followers.
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I've actually seen that happen to a fit chick awhile ago at the gym because of her phone too, so here's your short PSA: avoid treadmills if you can. They're bad for the Achilles' tendon, and gyms' ventilation will never be as good as the outside, unless you live in a shithole, I guess. Just go run outdoors instead))

April also did her longest continuous walk, which is about 11km. Given how long she's had her Apple Watch, it's pretty impressive (and not in a good way). Also, there's no way it burned 1.1k cal.

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So we're meant to believe that April walked for 2 and a half hours continuously? She does those "mile for time" videos so often that everyone knows exactly how long a 7 mile walk would take her. She also makes dog walking videos where she sets up a static camera in random places to walk past (and it looks so unnatural I cringe every time lol). I imagine that this 140 min walk included 45 minutes of standing around and setting up cameras. She most likely burned all of 200 calories and then went and scarfed 1,000 calories for lunch because her watch told her it was okay.
 
Could any man look more pissed off about having to do something? And there's April with her rictus smile acting like everything is hunky dory. Maybe the next time she trips and falls, she'll smack that fake ass smile right off her fat face. I don't know if we should want to see more of her glowering husband giving off wife killer vibes in the background or...Never mind. That would be good entertainment.

I feel pretty bad for April’s husband, the dude looks like he needs a military extraction out of his own house
There is a bad tension between them. They're so done with eachother.
He hates her, she is unhappy. It's emotionally unhealthy to keep that up.
It seems to be constant, if he doesn't even pretend they're okay together for a video.

The video evidence doesn't lie. For how much longer do they want to fool themselves?
Or: How long does April want to fool herself and "play nice" to showcast a happily married couple?
 
Jesus fuck. That last one is repulsive. Please for the love of God fix your wig and stop eyefucking yourself in the camera. Perhaps we should organize a care package of soaps and loofahs on sticks for these heifers. Maybe then she could finally alleviate some of that obesity-related hyperpigmentation on her cheeks.
 
Bekkah: Nobody, NOBODY would know about her never ending angst & "struggle" with her own body image is she didn't constantly go on & on about it. Has she no job, no family, no hobbies or interests outside her growing fat rolls & stretch marks?

April Lauren: 'rictus smile' describes it perfectly. Not sure what rank her husband is but the rate at which she blows money on food & goodies to reward herself - where is that money coming from?
 
Some updates from Bekah. Still obsessed with her body.
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These people never really grow up, do they? No shit, you were insecure as a teenager, weren't we all? Most people grow up from that you know.
Scottish kiwis, where is this? Firth of Clyde? Isn't that cold this time of year?
obesity-related hyperpigmentation on her cheeks.
Is THAT what it is? I thought it was bad makeup.
Glitterandlazers has that too. When you get fat enough the fats like where do i go now?!
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You ever notice how many serial killers and bad guys from true crime stories have weird fucking enabling mothers? Just a thought.




 
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