DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Asperchewy]

Jesus.... I just saw the Chris Hanson Cameo on Spadil and it was cringe. Suprcrzy spent money on nothing. What a joke.

 

[Sona]

I'm just saying if other people want to fuck with him, go for it. just be creative about it and lose the moral righteousness of "debunking him as a scammer".

That's personally my problem with the trolls, they are painfully uncreative with their trolling. In fact, they got out-trolled years ago by an 11 year old girl who simply called Phil an idiot

 

[Kosher Dill]

I would love to see Frank Hassle hypnotize a very obviously confused Khat

I bet she hypnotizes ludicrously easily. Like, by accident even, she'll just reboot into Factory Preset Mode.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I just want Frank Hassle to strap a camera to his head and follow Phil around Fred Meyers yelling "ITS THE GUY" and "ITS WWE CHAMPIONS TIME". But no, cant even get that shit because Franks a fag and no one wants to touch the sacred cow. I swear Phil has fucking glow in the dark anti-troll protection at this stage and he squeals like a stuck pig at the minor inconveniences he does experience, typically at his own hooves.

It seems like his anti-troll protection is that he's so fucking boring people forget about trolling him. Frank has moved onto possibly fucking with chibinekodemyx, so unless he's secretly scoping out the parts of the mall where the pig and the horse are most likely to be found (he has said that he'd fuck with him on his day off despite the fact that his gated community is easy to get into simply because it's easier to fuck with someone in public) we'll unfortunately never see Frank call Phil a sissified bimboified little pig slave.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

There’s a detractor that goes by LightSydePaul for that very reason. He’s not very active anymore because of some neghole pozzing I don’t quite remember the specifics of.

Did Tevin start the Dave alias for Phil? Once in a while Tevin did call Phil DarkSydeFelipe.

LSP is a good bloke, he got carried away but that happens. Let's face it, we all "pozload my neghole" in one way or another.

The Dave meme was started by some random bloke that tipped and by mistake(?) called DSP Dave. For some exceptional reason DSP got quite upset and people started calling him Dave. As with so many other things, he starts the things that annoy him the most.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

OK, it's confirmed now. DSP likes updating his schedule more than he likes videgames.

 

[Asperchewy]

LSP is a good bloke, he got carried away but that happens. Let's face it, we all "pozload my neghole" in one way or another.

The Dave meme was started by some random bloke that tipped and by mistake(?) called DSP Dave. For some exceptional reason DSP got quite upset and people started calling him Dave. As with so many other things, he starts the things that annoy him the most.

Pretty sure the meme comes from the fact his dads name is Dave? Correct me if I'm wrong.

 

[PieceofShet]

OK, it's confirmed now. DSP likes updating his schedule more than he likes videgames.
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DSPLOGIC

(best i can do in this bright and early)

 

[Jose Cuervo]

OK, it's confirmed now. DSP likes updating his schedule more than he likes videgames.
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We’re still going through the biggest pandemic in a century, most developers are working from home which brings several difficulties of its own, in a time where crunch in videogame development is a (rightfully so) heavily discussed topic and this idiot is only concerned with his schedule.

His lack of empathy is astonishing and displays a trait of actual psychopathy.

On a side note, starting a tweet with his patented “Okay, real talk” will never not be hilarious in a “tell me you’re a boomer without telling me you’re a boomer” kind of way.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

We’re still going through the biggest pandemic in a century, most developers are working from home which brings several difficulties of its own, in a time where crunch in videogame development is a (rightfully so) heavily discussed topic and this idiot is only concerned with his schedule.

His lack of empathy is astonishing and displays a trait of actual psychopathy.

On a side note, starting a tweet with his patented “Okay, real talk” will never not be hilarious in a “tell me you’re a boomer without telling me you’re a boomer” kind of way.

It's like he intentionally threw in a Wings catch phrase just to grab people's attention.

Anyway, I'd be expecting him soon to go on some entitled gamer rant that these are just a bunch of stoopid useless release windows to generate fake hype, they shouldn't have even shown them in the first place, or if they wanted to show them off they should have done an entire gameplay showcase etc.

He's so out of touch with what the industry has currently gone through it's not even funny anymore. I guess that's what happens when you live an almost entirely sedentary lifestyle like Philip does and your only outside means of interaction in public is with your estranged "wife" and partake in consooming fast food in parked cars away from other people. Typical Phil, no frame of refence, he talks about these things like his 10 year + begacy makes him sound more knowledgeable in some fashion, but he just comes off as a dunce and is entirely unaware of the impression he lets on.

 

[tzgnilki]

OK, it's confirmed now. DSP likes updating his schedule more than he likes videogames.
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Sony are directly hurting him and his family by not committing to a release window

Sony are basically stealing money from him and his family when the release date is revealed, but the game gets delayed

Sony are responsible for the mental health of him and his family when games get released too early and they're full of bugs

Sony are the reason him and his family can't eat when games get released at the same time as other HOT NEW RELEASES

maybe they should charge a monthly subscription fee for release date information, then he'd hype it up

 

[gaarashatan]

I'm against excessive neghole pozzing. Like meeting him or calling cops on him. But honestly one of the funniest things to me still is the cardboard dick he got in the mail

 

[KD6-3.7]

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Here's the only photo I've seen of Phil in the wild, an OLDIE but a goodie. One of his best photos tbh.

Looks like the photo the news would show of a suspect in a kidnapping, right after they showed the victim’s last known photograph.

 

[ThatLurker]

I wonder what the people that want to troll dsp irl even expect to happen? He's just gonna avoid them and maybe rant for 20 minutes on his pre stream. Is that really so worth it? Dsp is much funnier when he inconveniences himself and rants about everyday life as if everything is just out there to make his life worse. If trolls actually interact with him then it just gets boring because yeah. Someone was out there to make his day worse. It didn't just happen by pure coincidence or dsp's incompetence.

 

[Philbo Beggins]

FTFY, Phil

 

[bajagoogoo]

OK, it's confirmed now. DSP likes updating his schedule more than he likes videgames.
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Phil going on his mini tangents is the only time he's interesting.

Phil's opinion on the industry is so weak (even to him) he needs to brace that opinion with his time spent on YouTube.

Once he realizes that nobody gives a shit, he drops a 3 A.M. tweet for the few ass-pats his wheelchairs will provide.

 

[Pargon]

I wonder what the people that want to troll dsp irl even expect to happen? He's just gonna avoid them and maybe rant for 20 minutes on his pre stream. Is that really so worth it? Dsp is much funnier when he inconveniences himself and rants about everyday life as if everything is just out there to make his life worse. If trolls actually interact with him then it just gets boring because yeah. Someone was out there to make his day worse. It didn't just happen by pure coincidence or dsp's incompetence.

Purely hypothetically, getting Phil to abandon his precious weekly shopping trip five minutes in by loudly and proudly announcing the arrival of The Guy would be pretty great.

 

[PieceofShet]

You gotta love these 2 am gin tweets? WTF is this even means?

Also, talking about "occupying the worlds bandwidth" from the guy who uploaded 60000+ worthless videos to youtube.

 

[Iron Hamster]

OK, it's confirmed now. DSP likes updating his schedule more than he likes videgames.
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lol @ constantly having to remind people he's been begging and playing video games for 13 years.
Also, it's kinda like people waiting for a release date on membership rewards.

 

[Coke Zero]

I wonder what the people that want to troll dsp irl even expect to happen? He's just gonna avoid them and maybe rant for 20 minutes on his pre stream. Is that really so worth it? Dsp is much funnier when he inconveniences himself and rants about everyday life as if everything is just out there to make his life worse. If trolls actually interact with him then it just gets boring because yeah. Someone was out there to make his day worse. It didn't just happen by pure coincidence or dsp's incompetence.

He does cry about normal, everyday stuff all the time anyway, literally anything else would be more interesting than hearing him rant about the service he received at whatever restaurant he went to that day for the hundredth time.