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Ser Ciappelletto said:
Barring the slow in da minds who drool on themselves, is Chris Chan the most socially incompetent person to ever exist? I honestly can't think of any place in society his personality isn't diametrically opposed to.
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Medieval nobility or certain present day monarchies. Chris would not be viewed as a GOOD aristocrat or monarch, but he'd be begrudgingly accepted.
 
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The fact that Chris is a complete absolute asshole has a lot more with his inability to exist in the world than his autism. There are people dumber, more autistic, more delusional, who somehow get on in life. Chris's problem is that he is a fucking ASSHOLE. He is the kind of absolute piece of shit who literally RAPES HIS MOM because he can't just buy a Fleshlight or some shit like a relatively normal weirdo.
 
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AnOminous said:
The fact that Chris is a complete absolute asshole has a lot more with his inability to exist in the world than his autism. There are people dumber, more autistic, more delusional, who somehow get on in life. Chris's problem is that he is a fucking ASSHOLE. He is the kind of absolute piece of shit who literally RAPES HIS MOM because he can't just buy a Fleshlight or some shit like a relatively normal weirdo.
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He could have used some poor vulnerable woman with autism as a cumsock, but he chose his own mother of all people. His ego is ridiculous and out of control. Anyone who defends him is just as bad as he is. He'll learn nothing from this except to leave behind more evidence.
 
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I had heard that a couple of users were planning on attending the second hearing, does anyone know if it will be at the same location as the first one? It's kind of unlikely, but I've been debating on attending myself
 
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He could have used some poor vulnerable woman with autism as a cumsock, but he chose his own mother of all people. His ego is ridiculous and out of control. Anyone who defends him is just as bad as he is. He'll learn nothing from this except to leave behind more evidence.
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It's why it's annoying when people get all defensive of him, like yeah bluespike is an asshole and went way too far but for people to say "He tortured poor Chris!" when Chris himself terrorized Megan and Mary Lee Walsh for years and spread nude sexual drawings of them online, and raped his mother, there's no defending him anymore. Bella is a fungus filled sociopath who is just as bad as Chris himself but she didn't "make him do it"
Chris is not an innocent victim. He could've gotten off the internet a million times. People tried to help him many times and gave him many opportunities. There are lower functioning people than him who have more self awareness and knowledge of boundaries. He is a bad person period. He serves as a cautionary tale for those raising autistic kids, which is the silver lining of this whole situation. Now that he's documented on the internet forever it can prevent the next generation of parents from fucking up that badly.
 
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His name is CHRIS
His crime is THIS
He FUCKED HIS MOM
Said it was the BOMB

His crime is RAPE
He's a fucking APE
He rammed his cock INTO BARB
That's his absolute JARB.

He is a MAN. If you think he's a TRAN.
You are a retard. You're just seriously fucking dumb and I don't have a rhyme.

Chris is SAD.
He cucked his DAD.
He literally fucked his mom
I don't even need a rhyme to say wow, this was really fucked up.
 
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It just occurred to me that maybe the defense can attempt an argument that because of how deformed Chris's penis is that it was either anatomically impossible for him to penetrate Barb or would have caused a certain type of scarring on the right wall of Barb's vagina

either way I just thought that was interesting and wanted to share
 
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Kirby said:
It just occurred to me that maybe the defense can attempt an argument that because of how deformed Chris's penis is that it was either anatomically impossible for him to penetrate Barb or would have caused a certain type of scarring on the right wall of Barb's vagina

either way I just thought that was interesting and wanted to share
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Nah, that’s why they did those tests on Barb at the hosptial.
Ser Ciappelletto said:
Barring the slow in da minds who drool on themselves, is Chris Chan the most socially incompetent person to ever exist? I honestly can't think of any place in society his personality isn't diametrically opposed to.
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Chris had a weird lack of socialization growing up, when I was in highschool even the most retarded of kids had friends they'd hang out with after school while Chris just stayed at home playing video games and watching TV which might not sound like a big deal for anyone born in say the 90s or later but Chris was born in 82 and growing up social media just wasn't a thing.
 
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So, is this one of the real messages or is it one of the fakes, I have not followed with that as much. ( I know the ones about tying Barb were fake )
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As of now, the final video Chris ever made - that we know of - was the one where he was REEEing at Hasbro that a new pony show is "cancelled". The first known video he ever made was "Song of Christian", with the only known videos he appeared in before then was him in the news for winning the sweepstakes.

(the same sweepstakes that made Chris who he is today BTW)
 
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It's been 10 years (and 4 days) since Bob died. If you look at the fruits of his parenting, it's pretty clear he was a terrible father by any metric. That's been an unpopular opinion on here, but it really shouldn't be.

He was better than Barb, but that ain't saying much. When we saw Bob, it was in the rare moments when he got fed up with Chris's shit, so we thought he was based. We didn't see him the other 99% of the time, when he enabled Chris's lifestyle (and Barb's hoarding), put the Game Place/Greene County Conspiracies in his head, fed the trolls, and lied to him that getting a job would take away his SSDI benefits. When he said he'd CUT DOWN THE INTERNET, it never got cut down, and when he tried to stop Charb from spooning that didn't take either ("at least he tried" doesn't cut it for that shit).

You'll notice that every achievement Bob spoke proudly of (his patents, army service, etc.) all happened well before Barb. I think one of the untold stories of CWC is the downfall of Bob Chandler. From what he told Chris, he suffered 2 huge personal traumas (a divorce so ugly his adult children refused to speak to him for decades, and near-lethal heart problems) that threw him into a depressive spiral of alcoholism and degeneracy. He lied down with dogs (Barb), and woke up with fleas (Chris). Eventually he cleaned himself up enough to hobble into retirement but the damage was already done.
 
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New leaks dropped involving Sean Walker (@Psychic Espeon, WCT, Kat, Neko, and many other aliases) introducing Chris to the spree-killer Randy Stair, including Chris "channeling" Stair to talk about fictional universes, a belief that Stair shared with Chris and which may have motivated him to his murder-suicide. This is something that has been much speculated about, but now we have some primary sources and context.

Leaks here in Sean's thread on the ILJ board. It might make sense to move this material to the Chris board to be honest though.

Note these leaks are of conversations around November 2020, not recently and are not directly related to the Merge but rather they go to explaining a bit of what Sean was really about I think.

P.S. It's an offhand reference but Sean also introduced apparently Chris to Thad McMichael, notorious degenerate pedophile.
 
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silentium said:
Medieval nobility or certain present day monarchies. Chris would not be viewed as a GOOD aristocrat or monarch, but he'd be begrudgingly accepted.
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Not really. He'd have been assassinated as long as ANYONE else close to the throne/rulership position wasn't in fact, much more egregiously worse. Queen Victoria was a pretty good ruler and she had dozens of assassination attempts. Nero had to go around literally poisoning everyone else who could have taken his place because everyone wanted him gone.
 
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