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I’m watching old footage to tide me over until the next trial (and to help with a full essay I’m doing on Chris’s mental health from the perspective of a professional psychfag, to be posted when new threads open up again) and in an interview, Chris states that his biggest regret was recording the cakefarts video.

This could’ve just been the first incident that came to mind, but it’s weird that he picked that and not the recent drama he had with Doopie at the time. It really says a lot about him and how he views his actions. He didn’t chose a moment where he actively hurt somebody else, or a moment that had a drastically negative impact on his life, he regretted spending $12 on a cake to fart on because it was embarrassing and a waste of toy money. It wasn’t even the most embarrassing video of him to exist, or the most money he’d ever blown on a troll. It was a really weird pick and the other people on the podcast were definitely baffled by his response. It's interesting what Chris does and does not consider to be a mistake in which he was at fault and it's interesting how little his perspective has changed over the years.
 
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The saddest part is things seemed to finally be coming together for Chris:

He was finally cashing in on his infamy with the shout outs and commissions that he was finishing on time

He was gonna have a great time at a convention

He had a girl who legit wanted to fuck him for free

Imagine where he'd be if he didn't rape Barb.
 
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Jack Awful said:
The saddest part is things seemed to finally be coming together for Chris:

He was finally cashing in on his infamy with the shout outs and commissions that he was finishing on time

He was gonna have a great time at a convention

He had a girl who legit wanted to fuck him for free

Imagine where he'd be if he didn't rape Barb.
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Yup. Hell I stopped watching Chris because the whole thing was just becoming a dull plotted sitcom with producers and writers, with Chris as the “talent”. You know, bullshit like “today Chris tries ghost hunting!”. Chris’s life was just going too well, and he was way too in on the joke, for it to be interesting anymore.

But deep down I always knew our boy had one more colossal fuck up left in him. It’s fitting that it should come at the peak of his new found acceptance and popularity. Just the fact that he got popped mere weeks away from going to bronycon with all expenses paid and possible willing pussy in the mix. That’s just.. ah, classic chris fuck uppery.
 
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Chris would have creamed in Barb's mouth over this.
Yup. Hell I stopped watching Chris because the whole thing was just becoming a dull plotted sitcom with producers and writers, with Chris as the “talent”. You know, bullshit like “today Chris tries ghost hunting!”. Chris’s life was just going too well, and he was way too in on the joke, for it to be interesting anymore.

But deep down I always knew our boy had one more colossal fuck up left in him. It’s fitting that it should come at the peak of his new found acceptance and popularity. Just the fact that he got popped mere weeks away from going to bronycon with all expenses paid and possible willing pussy in the mix. That’s just.. ah, classic chris fuck uppery.
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Exactly too many people think they're going to get rich and famous by sliding their noses through Chris' taint like a credit card. I can just see the brave new content, "Today, Chris forcefully rapes, me, my mother, my grandmother, and my little sister while we ride the teacups at Disneyland".
 
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Anyone know for certain that Chris's next hearing on the 16th will be at the same location as the first one? Asking for a friend.
 
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How will Chris react if the judge gives him 10 years?

The picture in my head is just him in full meltdown mode falling to the ground in the fetal position incoherently screaming and crying while police drag him back to jail.
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I'm not sure if the reality of the situation has caught up with him yet, maybe he'll rock back and forward and yell that judge jerk won't survive the merge if he doesn't free him RIGHT NOW.
 
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I'm not sure if the reality of the situation has caught up with him yet, maybe he'll rock back and forward and yell that judge jerk won't survive the merge if he doesn't free him RIGHT NOW.
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i believe that he Is most likely on heavy meds right now, so he probably won’t be in his right mind anyhow. He also most definitely got a few reality checks while he was/is in jail so, he might be acting a little different the next time he appears in court.
 
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I’m looking forward to his next court appearance. Will the drugs and attorney convince him to keep his mouth shut? Or will he continue to correct the judge and demand to be released because he’s been punished long enough?
 
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What if Chris was born as Biden's son instead of Hunter? Would Joe Biden bankrupt the US's coffers buying him boyfriend free escorts that dress up as female hedgehogs? Would the US media spin teams overclock themselves hiding his disgusting enabled behavior? Would Sega entertainment formally issue a C&D when Chris Biden tries selling sonichu medallions in a embezzling scheme with PRC shell corporations?
 
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To be honest, I've wondered what it is about Chris that makes him so unaware of himself and have such a massive ego, is I think he is partially self aware on some stuff but goes through cognitive dissonance and completely dissociates himself from reality.
Like deep down in his unconscious mind, somewhere he knows he's a fat, jobless loser, so classic Chris chose to live in an ignorant alternate reality where he's fit, muscular, talented, and great. And current Chris sees himself as a delicate, beautiful woman. Anyone who gets as defensive as he does, seems insecure.
His alternate reality is more comfortable than the true reality, which is what led to the dimensional merge bullshit. That's the part I just don't understand about him, how he can put himself on such a massive pedastal,
 
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There are millions of people at Chris's general level of intellectual and emotional awareness who are the lowest-ranking person on a crew that cleans malls and movie theaters overnight, or who haul boxes from one end of a warehouse to another, or who do general labor (hauling things on their back or in wheelbarrows) on construction sites. Some of these people may not have a fully enlightened understanding of sexual boundaries, but they can function without getting fired for harassment because they end up in jobs where there are no women so there's no targets of opportunity. The main thing with Chris is that he has absolutely no ability to stand being told what to do by a boss, or the discipline to show up on time every day, or, if he ever acquires those skills, the reality check to accept that he needs to make major changes to himself if he ever wants to get a better kind of job than those. It's beaten to death at this point but there are lots of kind of dumb, kind of autistic people in the world who manage to avoid ending up in prison or being chronically unemployed at age 40 - Chris's parents refusing to teach him any kind of self-discipline is a bigger problem for his life than any of his diagnoses.
 
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