DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Fapcop]

SBM really touched on a good point btw: Phil not being hyped for games and haven’t been passionate about them for a long time.

That’s a sure sign the pignosis is wearing off.

Like what gamer wouldn’t get at least a little excited over GoW, R6 or the big one: KOTOR Remake. Phil isn’t a “lifelong gamer”. He’s a lifelong fucking fraud.

 

[Iron Hamster]

All he cares about is when a game releases so he can mark it on his autism calendar

three days later so he can cry about people getting it before him.

 

[DukeMorty]

God Phil is such a piece of shite. It is funny how he tells his audience the world is not always black and white but sometimes grey. Phil wants a black and white release date, but guess what numbnut delays happen which is the grey aspect of life. This fuck stain thinks games should never move their release dates and a company needs to promise a release date years in advanced. Not shocking that Phil sucks the life away from a decent press conference of games that hyped many people up. Phil is also stating that he doesn't want a game to be announced until the release date is set in stone. Clearly Phil is being a grumpy bitch who wants his vidya games now and not talked about for months to years because it ruins his hype. But I guarantee you if a game company released its release date a couple of months before it comes out he would then bitch about the company not giving them enough time to get ready. Phil is such a spoiled only child and this proves it even further.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

SBM really touched on a good point btw: Phil not being hyped for games and haven’t been passionate about them for a long time.

That’s a sure sign the pignosis is wearing off.

Like what gamer wouldn’t get at least a little excited over GoW, R6 or the big one: KOTOR Remake. Phil isn’t a “lifelong gamer”. He’s a lifelong fucking fraud.

You will notice he is only talking about these games like he's being told from a list. I do not think he had one look at the 40 minute showcase one bit. He didn't even mention the EVE korean booba action game.

Phil doesn't want to talk about any sort of thing like gameplay. "What would the gameplay be like, will it have this, etc." He talks with such confidence about these things but still comes off as a misinformed and ignorant dumbass.

You would think he would be excited about the Wolverine game but since it's not coming out in two months he doesn't care. He absolutely doesn't seem passionate and being a "gamer" with the way he is talking about it. He is ranting because he might die before these games come out in 2-3 years. But yet we get to hear about "hype" of blackloop that he's going to play coming in the next few days.

 

[Fapcop]

Phil rambling about the new releases as if he's an authority on them has got to be one of the biggest jokes ever.

That’s also what made me LOL hard at him talking about ReviewTech doing an “intelligent interview about gaming” because that’s what he knows instead of “stewpid drama”.

What intelligent conversation could you possibly have with Phil about gaming?

Streetfighter? Input lahg? How much he liked Hades, and how Gamepass is a great deal?

Phil knows nothing about the industry or trends in gaming. He keeps playing the same decades old titles because he doesn’t keep up.

The closest he comes to following the industry, is his autistic little release date list.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

This sony rant is worse than I thought it would be.

Its was just "these are things that I read on Twitter and still got the information wrong", normal dsp contradictions and flip flopping, lipsmacking so much lipsmacking, being a miserable cunt, blames covid then just incoherent rambling about dick cheese and hype. Also doesnt know what a protagonist is.

Ofc being a HUGE fan of MVC2 he talked about how an emulator now let's you play with roll back.

Oh wait...he didnt. He boomersplained the appstore and doesnt know if the apple watch has apps but knows theres food apps.

Either he's drunk already or hes gone a few more levels down the insanity hole. The lack of self awareness in this apple rant is bad even for phil.

Replies are broken but I'd say that he doesnt go out as much as he claims so when he does it's like when a child goes to the store after being grounded.

If...IF someone did troll him irl dont engage just follow and stare at him. Hes so afraid of confrontation and paranoid how uncomfortable it would make him far outweigh just engaging him.

EDIT - apple doesnt make hardware anymore sonthebwatch, phone, the towers, laptops not apple. They're a software company now so they make all the apps on the appstore.

Imagine being this drunk this early

 

[KD6-3.7]

I’ll give Phil credit, I’ve never heard a complaint about how some games early in development don’t have a solid release date, and how it’s fucking bullshit. I’ve probably never heard a complaint like that before because it’s completely retarded and just a flat out weird take. It’s just Phil being ultra-entitled, which is usually Phil at his most insufferable.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

Phil has always felt like a poser to me. Someone who doesn't give a shit about anything, but the moment something is popular he is on the front line, pretending to be a "fan" of said thing.

All of this is in the hope that he gets attention from doing it proving he is just a fucking leech to society.

He dances on the misfortune of others, and the moment it happens to him he says "you need to be respectful to each other, and not beat them when they are down."

 

[Iron Hamster]

You would think he would be excited about the Wolverine game

After the ptsd he's had to endure since childhood? Stop it.
And Phail should stop crying about release dates. If they had delayed the release date on his burger, it might have been better.

 

[Draventren]

That's because he isn't smart or intelligent as he claims or thinks he is. It's why intelligence is one of the first thing he insults people for. He's just an insecure little prick. I've seen more instances of him being a complete retarr than any sort of intelligent being of a higher plain.

I know he's a retard pretending to be a genius, I am just so goddamn mystified that the man has no idea what optics and public perception even are. Every time he gets into one of these retarded slap fights on the internet, or when he goes off on his rants during streams, being an uninformed dipshit who doesn't want to be informed, and then declares himself logical and intelligent makes my head spin. I can understand the worry of having people think you're dumb or inept, I have had that worry myself at jobs or with people who's respect I want, but Christ.

For a guy who loves to talk about how he built a legacy as a content creator, it will never cease to amaze me, not matter how often he does it, that he'll show how little he understands about the medium he uses, the industry that he's in, and how to actually get support.

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

That's a load of horse shit, I am near sighted as well just like Mr. Piggy and the farthest I can see well is like maybe 2 feet.

Both Phil and I have spent a good amount of time in front of screens, so I bet money he sees as far as I do. On top of the fact he regularly misses things right in front of his face, in videogames.

Stop being a little bitch and wear those glasses Phil, or just enjoy getting dunked on in COD or any other competitive game.

Edit: Maybe Piggy does have better vision than me but still I have a feeling it could be a "pride" thing more than anything else.

Debunked! His sight is worse with glasses.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Ugh actually Phil

He CANNOT SEE

But go ahead keep circlejerking each other you 2 far blob retards

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

Phil seems like he is repressing his sexuality pretty hard.

 

[gaarashatan]

Ugh actually Phil

He CANNOT SEE

But go ahead keep circlejerking each other you 2 far blob retards


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says the guy that bans anyone that disagrees with him or gives him constructive criticism. just acks acks his way into a LIMB. i dont understand why phil says this shit. feels like everyday hes trying to lay down some old dad wisdom or something that literally everyone knows. without acknowledging for two fucking seconds that hes the reason these lines fucking exist

 

[Full Race Replay]

Ugh actually Phil

He CANNOT SEE

But go ahead keep circlejerking each other you 2 far blob retards


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Phil: There are no release dates!
Brandon: posts release dates
Phil: Agree to disagree!

 

[Comma]

You have to be legit autistic to be entertained by the clown show DSP is putting on right now. The constant "singing", screaming and cackling...

Absolutely repugnant.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

That’s also what made me LOL hard at him talking about ReviewTech doing an “intelligent interview about gaming” because that’s what he knows instead of “stewpid drama”.

It's worded that way on purpose to undermine everyone else and make himself sound better, just part of Dave's pignosis terminology.
The last time he said something like that that really stuck out to me was during the verified paypal fiasco, where he said "My viewers aren't stoopid, they use Paypal for intelligent stuff!"
Intelligent stuff in this context means wasting it on a 39 year old bankrupt man so he can have a nice day ahff with his wife.

 

[KD6-3.7]

This fucking hopeless retard just said: “I don’t know where Colorado is in relation to the US. I don’t think it’s in the Pacific Northwest, isn’t it more Midwest??”

Imagine being nearly 40 and this clueless and ignorant.

 

[snort inquisition]

SBM really touched on a good point btw: Phil not being hyped for games and haven’t been passionate about them for a long time.

That’s a sure sign the pignosis is wearing off.

Like what gamer wouldn’t get at least a little excited over GoW, R6 or the big one: KOTOR Remake. Phil isn’t a “lifelong gamer”. He’s a lifelong fucking fraud.

yeah i'm negative excitement on all of those games, lmao

 

[JimiHendrix]

@Very Honest Content
"There's absolutely nothing bizarre about insisting on no trolling plans directives. For a vast majority of site users, the need to be able to say "My hands are clean from messing with this or any of the other zoo animals on display," is of paramount necessity."

Counterpoint: Fuck em' it'd be funny.