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PhilsCamelToe said:
Only problem with fucking with Phil is that he’s turned just about every aspect of his life into a controlled state. He does everything he can to hide himself in multiplayer games and turns off game chat due to past experiences. He has the SAME day with probably the SAME routine when it comes to his day “off”.

The fucker turns off his comments on his YT and blocks anyone on Twitter that talks negatively about him, even if you just liked a tweet shit talking him. Fuck, what a boring and pathetic existence he lives.
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It's been mentioned many times before but it's why his streams have got incredibly boring. He has set up his game choices to be piss easy and boring. And any sort of challenge is being handheld with chat and behind-the-scenes guides. Which leads to TIHYDP going down in production.

I haven't watched Phil in awhile until yesterday and it was the most obnoxious shit in quite awhile since his CoD streams. It really does feel like he had a plan to stunt his own channel enough so people could stop making videos poking at gameplay and not the typical reruns of muh taxes and bills etc.
 
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@Pargon

like i said, if i ever cared enough to fuck with Phil myself. I'd use my little hobby, just recreate his shitty little condo ingame, get myself a 3d phil model, fill the shit with korean/chinese text, upload videos of various gameplay from a different channel or two onto youtube, wait a year, then tweet him "hey phil, you know you're the most popular mobile game in korea rn?"

I could do all of that. It's all within my ability, wouldn't cost a cent.

but im lazy.

I'm just saying if other people want to fuck with him, go for it. just be creative about it and lose the moral righteousness of "debunking him as a scammer".

Phil's lies have never interested me, I know he's a liar. He's an idiot too. So what? The lying idiot told a lie. Fucking shocker.
 
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JimiHendrix said:
@Pargon

like i said, if i ever cared enough to fuck with Phil myself. I'd use my little hobby, just recreate his shitty little condo ingame, get myself a 3d phil model, fill the shit with korean/chinese text, upload videos of various gameplay from a different channel or two onto youtube, wait a year, then tweet him "hey phil, you know you're the most popular mobile game in korea rn?"

I could do all of that. It's all within my ability, wouldn't cost a cent.

but im lazy.

I'm just saying if other people want to fuck with him, go for it. just be creative about it and lose the moral righteousness of "debunking him as a scammer".

Phil's lies have never interested me, I know he's a liar. He's an idiot too. So what? The lying idiot told a lie. Fucking shocker.
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Make it look like a game where you have a daily WWE Champions goal every day, and need to beg a certain amount to reach it, lol. Otherwise your digital Phil’s heart level goes down and he eventually kills him self from depression.

Remember to include the lose-screen where Phil hangs in a (poorly, lazily tied) noose in front of his gamer couch.

That is, IF you want to hear for years how: “These mentally ill shitheads made a game where the GOAL IS LITERALLY TO KILL ME!!!”


Also, could we take a moment to acknowledge how Phil, A True and Honest GAMER was literally glued to the Sony PS stream, instead of lazily fast forwarding through it to post some hot takes on Twitter like one of those fake shills?!
 
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PieceofShet said:
Straight from the pigs mouth.

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That's a load of horse shit, I am near sighted as well just like Mr. Piggy and the farthest I can see well is like maybe 2 feet.

Both Phil and I have spent a good amount of time in front of screens, so I bet money he sees as far as I do. On top of the fact he regularly misses things right in front of his face, in videogames.

Stop being a little bitch and wear those glasses Phil, or just enjoy getting dunked on in COD or any other competitive game.

Edit: Maybe Piggy does have better vision than me but still I have a feeling it could be a "pride" thing more than anything else.
 
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PieceofShet said:
Straight from the pigs mouth.

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Sounds like bulls-eh.. well... Pigshit.

I don’t know about pigs, but humans tend to get MORE farsighted as they get older.

If you are -2 nearsighted when you’re 20, chances are it’ll be -1 when you reach 40.

If you have 20/20 vision at 20, you get farsighted with age, which is why so many folks in their 40ies and 50ies start to get reading glasses.

In other words, if Phil has always been farsighted, it would get worse with age, and he might have trouble seeing the screen by now.
 
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UsedUp said:
As expected. There was a Playstation Showcase event today and DSPs current tweet, expect a lot of bitching tomorrow for the pre stream about this.
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Oh, I can hear it already… complaints about “lack of innovation”, too much “kiddie shit”, and he’s going to make a huge deal about how there are no release dates. I would absolutely believe that he wants the release dates so he can mark the day on his calendar that he’s “playing Spider-Man 2 on Friday May 12, 2023 + Street Fighter Collection ACTION on the late stream!”
 
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PhilsCamelToe said:
Only problem with fucking with Phil is that he’s turned just about every aspect of his life into a controlled state. He does everything he can to hide himself in multiplayer games and turns off game chat due to past experiences. He has the SAME day with probably the SAME routine when it comes to his day “off”.

The fucker turns off his comments on his YT and blocks anyone on Twitter that talks negatively about him, even if you just liked a tweet shit talking him. Fuck, what a boring and pathetic existence he lives.
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“Ohnoes! He turned off comments, how are we supposed to troll him now?!”

How about buying a few bales of hay and sending it to his house?

Or call yourself the “Committee for Safe Streams” and file for a protest permit with Seattle police right outside of Phil’s gated neighborhood, protesting the fact that he masturbates online in front of thousands of children?

No, not trying to plan gayops, just giving some examples of easy ways to troll Phil that would literally take a few minutes and would cause endless REEE and paranoia.

Some faggot filed for divorce years ago, and he’s STILL bringing it up, as if it would have any practical consequences whatsoever.

(I dunno, Phil IS pretty dumb and has a hermit brain. Maybe he really thinks that police would eventually have shown up and taken Khat out of the house, because the divorce went through, lol!)

I know, I know... Don’t pozload my negholep and all that. All I’m saying is that if you wanted to troll Phil bad enough, “oh fuck! He turned off comments!” is a pisspoor excuse.
 
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Guess i'm toxic now! said:
That's a load of horse shit, I am near sighted as well just like Mr. Piggy and the farthest I can see well is like maybe 2 feet.

Both Phil and I have spent a good amount of time in front of screens, so I bet money he sees as far as I do. On top of the fact he regularly misses things right in front of his face, in videogames.

Stop being a little bitch and wear those glasses Phil, or just enjoy getting dunked on in COD or any other competitive game.

Edit: Maybe Piggy does have better vision than me but still I have a feeling it could be a "pride" thing more than anything else.
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I feel ya, 20/400 over here; PPB is lying again, obviously the faggot can't see farther than arms reach clearly, stationary neger... being the latest in a long list of his blindness fucking up gameplay. That's why Brandon Cole relates so closely to PPB.
 
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*puts on top hat*

It’s weird to me that Chris had all this poo-touching and it was A-OK for years but trolling Phil is a big no-no (or honestly anyone, I don’t follow any other circles really). What happened?

Like, there were people who went out to go say hi to Bob Chandler and shit while recording it to get some nugget of info possibly and people dressing up as pickles larping as chads to sweep away lusty virgins to fake cuck Chris.

I have trouble believing that literally no one has gone out to Renton and just recorded Phil waddling around in public anywhere. It’s not like it’s a secret where he goes. Being a paparazzo isn’t illegal.

Is it because (seemingly) a big portion of people here are in Europe (based on spelling, etc)?

I’m not condoning any gay ops but I just personally think treating Phil as some Golden Calf Pig who shouldn’t be trolled is dumb when people better than him were subjected to worse. Hell, even Wings had it worse than Phil.

*takes off top hat*

So how about that weather, huh fellas?
 
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Most of the trolling that Wings gets is on-line, because he's not a bitch like Phil who hides from any multiplayer game with voice chat. If Phil was like Wings, we'd constantly have moments like that Friday The 13th stream ("is that the guy!?").

I think it's pretty rare for cows to be fucked with IRL, no?

Another thing that happens is that there's a set idea that detractors have that fucking with Phil just gives him ammunition to beg for more money. It's true, but I don't know why people give a shit.

As long as people don't do anything illegal, I'd personally find it hilarious to see Phil's reaction to being filmed while walking on a mall with a person asking him if he's the guy who masturbated in front of thousands of children.
 
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LieLieFyre said:
If some mentally ill detractor™ went and talked to DSP outside of his safe zone and filmed it i would be all for it. I just wanna see the manly man "I've got an axe near my door" go all "waah mean detractor tried to mug me in the mall today gib money". I wanna see this beta bitch throw a fit of his lifetime cause someone TALKED to him. Honestly if he got more money then what? Hes gonna get it one way or another and does anyone really care if he can legit whine instead of lying?
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I'm honestly surprised no one has. I'm not talking about harassing him though. Just record a little " Yo, aren't you DSP? I used to watch your videos all the time!". I'm curious how he would react to someone who is (at least acting like) an actual fan with zero attempt to fuck with him coming up to him at the store or something.

Something tells me he wouldn't like it.
 
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Guess i'm toxic now! said:
I just now found out that Phil is near sighted and refuses to wear glasses on cam. I was out of the loop this whole time and thought it was a joke.

This explains a lot.

Edit: I was watching TIHYDP on Crash Team Racing, and it came up in the middle of the video.

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Fapcop said:
Sounds like bulls-eh.. well... Pigshit.

I don’t know about pigs, but humans tend to get MORE farsighted as they get older.

If you are -2 nearsighted when you’re 20, chances are it’ll be -1 when you reach 40.

If you have 20/20 vision at 20, you get farsighted with age, which is why so many folks in their 40ies and 50ies start to get reading glasses.

In other words, if Phil has always been farsighted, it would get worse with age, and he might have trouble seeing the screen by now.
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Phil is, as a condition of his driver's license, supposed to wear corrective lenses. As I recall, that happened when he got his license in WA state. We can all see the way he squints at his big screen TV--he very obviously needs to use his glasses, but because he's stuck at an emotional age of 12, he thinks he'll look like a dork, and that overrides the fact that he can't...see.
 
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