Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

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"Wasn't as violent or angry"

Riiiiiight, that's why you regularly go on a twenty-tweet tear on stuff that should be annoying at most to anyone with a level head. Because you're less angry... while impotently raging to the heavens because Quiet is dressed scantily. Again, the more Dobson tries to act like he's 'not like the others' he just further highlights how he is exactly like those stereotypes. Kinda like when he ditched the Fedora because of the 'nice guy' stereotype that, again, he actually follows to the letter.

Nookie Bear still looks bald, I think.

Chill a little, Dobson. Make-belief anxiety won't help your hair grow.

Well I think that's an effect of the wrinkles amongst other things. There's a reason why species like humans or horses are often given a fair amount of muscle/bone definition while those like like dogs and rabbits tend to look simplified in a lot of art. Fur obscures those details. For comparison, here's a typical pet rat and a hairless rat
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Notice how the hairless rat's shape is much more defined? You can clearly see things like the jaw line and shoulders while the one with fur looks a lot more simplified on first glance. They're exactly the same kind of creature but the fur (or lack of) makes a big difference in visible details. As in "if it had much hair/fur you probably wouldn't see an absolute fuckton of wrinkles under them"

On top of that, when dealing with fur, it's often either all poofy or all subtle. A lot of Pokemon art is a good indicator of them.
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This one's got a good example of both. With most of the body there's not much hair detail but the tips of the tails and bits around the legs imply there's hair while keeping the lineart smooth. In the longer hairs such as around the neck, it's all defined and quite long where the hair 'ends'. Basically it's not super detailed but the average viewer is given enough to realize it has fur.

Compare to, again, that good ol' angryface there which has loads of tiny hair details except, ironically, at the top of the head. Combined with the wrinkles it makes Blockor The Bluebearian less less like furred creature and more like it's got very slight shaggy hairs in two/three places and everything else is just bald. If you dropped the sheer wrinkle mass and removed all the hair details except on the ears then we could probably just infer the rest of it without noticing the huge bald spots.

Again, this stuff is seriously enlightening. It might be down to the fact that Dobbles makes these huge mistakes and yet unlike the average bad artist, there's not enough problems all around to lose these mistakes in, making them grossly exaggerated compared to some kid scribbling with MS paint. That and he's such a douchebag it's just fun to rip into his work. If anything this should be a course in artist improvement or something.
 
Oh my gooooooood...

Dobson confirmed for Tomgirl.
Dobson is Hobbitkin confirmed.
And here I thought he hated Quiet.
*rimshot*
Also, considering Rebecca Sugar stated that Gems are genderless race, so it's invalid to state they're lesbians.
Pfff, don't let facts interfere with those lesbian-fetishes, man. Don't you see? SU is "PROGRESSIVE" for having an asexual cast... but that shouldn't stop you from beating the meat over the hot lesbian cunt-on-cunt action going on every damn minute the cameras are not running.
/sarcasm

I have pointed out a few times how much I despise this exact fucking shit coming from hypocritical bigots that enjoy SU for made up reasons.
 
Dobson can't be bothered to look up the correct method of holding a violin.

There is only one way to hold the violin: the left hand supports the violin while the right hand holds the bow. Even left-handed and ambidextrous violinists are taught to play it that way since the instrument and music were optimized from the beginning for right-handed people.

How he fucks it up when the video gets it right is baffling.

edit: I was so triggered by the mirrored violin configuration that I didn't even initially notice that the sheet music in the background is nonsense (no key/time signature, too many/too few notes per bar, etc etc etc)

Oh Gods. I was so focused on the weird hand positions and shadow I didn't even notice the sheet music. Now I can't unsee it.
 
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