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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%

  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%

  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%

  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%

  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%
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Chapstick4Lyfe said:
A complete meltdown probably won't happen this weekend, right? Aren't BPD basket cases are usually super nice and happy in the beginning to ensnare their victims and then all hell breaks loose in a few months?
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Yeah, I mean, she's in the love-bombing phase right now. Literally, as she's tweeting non-stop. How ChadBonner can't see the warning signs is beyond me, but maybe Penis will step in? I hope not, but she seems like such a nutcase it would be hard for no one at the tranch not to notice - right? Right? Right?!?
 
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I said this in the Kevin thread bu I think it's more appropriate in this one:

Everyone on the ranch has a LONG list of mental and physical disorders that they fake. They have an unspoken gentleman's agreement to not call each other out for pretending, no matter how batshit the claim.

This makes them sitting ducks for a TRULY mentally insane person. They think she's faking everything like they are. They are in for a very rude wake up call.

Also, I absolutely guarantee that she, in classic BP manner, play them all off against each other. I am so happy for all of this.
 
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Panzerfrau said:
I guess the poll needs an update, it doesn't currently have an option for "crazy BPD tran-chick comes to the Tranch and accuses everyone of rape"
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I'm thinking there might be an actual rape attempt at some point. The chick sits around naked babbling to herself and Kevin's a big fat amhole with a rape fetish, something may actually go down and there might be an all-out tranch gunfight implosion.
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I said this in the Kevin thread bu I think it's more appropriate in this one:

Everyone on the ranch has a LONG list of mental and physical disorders that they fake. They have an unspoken gentleman's agreement to not call each other out for pretending, no matter how batshit the claim.

This makes them sitting ducks for a TRULY mentally insane person. They think she's faking everything like they are. They are in for a very rude wake up call.

Also, I absolutely guarantee that she, in classic BP manner, play them all off against each other. I am so happy for all of this.
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This. They're a bunch of autistic Twitter pretenders who jerk off on thinking a fox lives inside them, she's a genuine BP/schizo who hears voices and has random outbursts. Dis gon be good.
 
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Beating Women said:
An ideal scenario for milk flow would be bonnie gets her pregnant, and she's adamant about keeping it/raising it on he tranch with him.
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That would be a child of the corn to rival even Ethan Ralph's guntspawn.

On the other hand... CPS would have to be there even before the kid is born.
 
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Quick rundown on Kindness' alters.

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Ezra is the leader, the one that you see in most of her videos, the "Default" headmate, if you will. Here is a video os "As-Is" (The previous discussed "sentient robot baby" alter) writing a message to Ezra.




Here is Captain Zion the "Chief of Security" of the system discussing Ezra's meetup with the tranch.



Here is her headmate Pouchi attempting to practice her English (Note: Alyssa does not appear to speak any languages but English.)


Lady Rylie, with a strange Eastern European by way of Australia accent.



And Lady Rylie's wife, Lady Pandora, who is an agender dragon.


But perhaps you'd like a more general exploration of her headmate situation, including the answer to such questions as "If one headmate is raped, are all headmates raped?"





Some other headmates include Sawyer, Piccadilly and Alice. I'll update on those later.
 

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BPD woman having sex with large pig man is a big win for the gay community.
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Nice dox, currently forwarding this to my contacts at TheDonald.Win.
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She has not yet arrived, but The Drama Has Begun as she creepily pulls over to a car accident and gives a stuffed animal to a strange child.
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@Yellow Yam Scam It's like she's trying and failing to reproduce Sacha Baron Cohen's "Borat accent" in her "Lady Rylie" and "Lady Pandora" videos without realizing the way she uses words and structures her sentences is still completely American. There aren't any pauses, strange sentences, inappopriate or ill-fitting words characteristic of an EFL speaker.

It's fascinating and horrifying at the same time.
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She supposedly stopped at her mom's place on her way out of town tho...
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Doesn't she hate her mother though? How strange.
 
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She has not yet arrived, but The Drama Has Begun as she creepily pulls over to a car accident and gives a stuffed animal to a strange child.
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If she actually did that, I wouldn't knock her for it. I've had to help calm children down after car accidents and stuffed animals and other small gifts are good for it. Anything to distract the kid while the EMT/first responders do their job.

Keep in mind I said "if", though. I highly doubt anything about her tweet is true. Much more likely she imagined the whole thing.
 
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I would just like to comment that no form of multiple personality disorder is real, and that it had been rightly condemned to the rubbish bin of history.

Until, that is, Tumblr kids started to enter the psychiatric field, at which point all those decades of research firmly establishing it as fraudulent were all, somehow, no longer important.
 
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I'm thinking there might be an actual rape attempt at some point. The chick sits around naked babbling to herself and Kevin's a big fat amhole with a rape fetish, something may actually go down and there might be an all-out tranch gunfight implosion.
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Kevin, I doubt it. He's a castrated marshmallow who barely stands up most days. If he even comes out of his Overwatch cave to start something, Bonnie just backhands him and he retreats to seethe some more.

The others, harder to say. I don't have as good a grip on whether Penny or another dick-equipped trancher would start something in a "why won't you share your toys" type scenario.

Funny coincidence, though, I was just watching exactly that scenario in Wind River on Netflix the other day.
 
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Corn Flakes said:
If she actually did that, I wouldn't knock her for it. I've had to help calm children down after car accidents and stuffed animals and other small gifts are good for it. Anything to distract the kid while the EMT/first responders do their job.

Keep in mind I said "if", though. I highly doubt anything about her tweet is true. Much more likely she imagined the whole thing.
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She did say she was bringing that plushie to someone at the tranch, which was probably Kevin.

Kev will not be happy she gave away HIS plushie to a brat.
 
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My favorite this about her is how she'll tweet "napping at work" and shit like that followed by "OMG I'm going to kill myself because my boss told me to stop screwing off" followed by "skipped work lol." Also, why would you not check the social media of someone who's going to be alone with your children? Good god.
 
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