DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[N0thingICanDo]

Begin of game play stream status:

Total tips: $74

Top tip: Bigby $25

Members: 273/285

Phil is very uncomfortable, keep mentioning the protagonist " is LESBIAN"

And when Gabe(Horn) mentioned about being honest and lying, you can see below how nervous Phil is, being a habitual lier (to protect muh family) himself

Chat teasing him sex jokes left and right

 

[UaineRunei]

You have to be legit autistic to be entertained by the clown show DSP is putting on right now. The constant "singing", screaming and cackling...

Absolutely repugnant.

And it's their own fault. They keep rewarding him for doing absolutely nothing, so he just does whatever he wants, and in most cases it's just plain awful.

Hell, the dude got $63 even before starting to play the game... Why even bother with a good quality gameplay/commentary?

 

[Comma]

And it's their own fault. They keep rewarding him for doing absolutely nothing, so he just does whatever he wants, and in most cases it's just plain awful.

Hell, the dude got $63 even before starting to play the game... Why even bother with a good quality gameplay/commentary?

We've got a winner:

-EDIT-

Okay, let's make that two winners:

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

Begin of game play stream status:

Total tips: $74

Top tip: Bigby $25

Members: 273/285

Didn't Bigbywolf cheer $3,000 about a year ago? And now he's only tipping $25, what a cheap asshole.

 

[Iron Hamster]

This fucking hopeless retard just said: “I don’t know where Colorado is in relation to the US. I don’t think it’s in the Pacific Northwest, isn’t it more Midwest??”

Imagine being nearly 40 and this clueless and ignorant.

This is why he can't lose the condo. He doesn't know how to get back home.

 

[Fapcop]

Debunked! His sight is worse with glasses.
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Fuck me... Phil’s low IQ is brought up on a regular basis, but this is the first time I’ve seen him where he actually looks like a legit mongoloid.

Do we know the state of his chromosomes?

Pics very related:

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

Uh-oh, trouble in paradise?

SuperBlindMan slapping DSP on the wrist and making him his bitch:

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SuperBlindman wins this slapfight with a flawless KO. Unless DSP launches a counter-argument during pre-stream, of course. Would he dare?

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I watched some of his prestream and he still stuck to his no release dates story. I wish more of his unironic fans would read his twitter just to recognize that he's a pathological liar.
...assuming his fans can read. Maybe the blind man can help them out with an app.

What intelligent conversation could you possibly have with Phil about gaming?

You answered your own question:

Streetfighter? Input lahg? How much he liked Hades, and how Gamepass is a great deal?

His opinions are worthless and questionable at best or insulting to the intelligence of a normal man. Everyone who played the same game Phil did, knows that he understands nothing. Playing games is his career mind you! Not a hobby...like gay porn wrestling gacha. The last time I acted as retarded as him was when I was trying to understand games in a foreign language as a little child. There are no conversations of value to be held. Only scams he tries to pull of.

Phil has always felt like a poser to me

That's all sociopathic, paranoid losers can do.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Begin of game play stream status:

Total tips: $74

Top tip: Bigby $25

Members: 273/285

Phil is very uncomfortable, keep mentioning the protagonist " is LESBIAN"

And when Gabe(Horn) mentioned about being honest and lying, you can see below how nervous Phil is, being a habitual lier (to protect muh family) himself

Chat teasing him sex jokes left and right

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I looked at DDM randomly and his (DSP) chat is the best part of this, originally tagged out when he said he paid half price for this but would buy the deluxe edition cause he wont pay more than $60 for this game...

My god who can watch this unironically.

Hes legitimately absoultely baffled about teenagers drinking...how sheltered was his childhood?

Like sure he didnt have to drink as a kid but at 40 to be baffled about it like it's some newly discovered ritual from a lost civilization...jesus

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

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Fuck me... Phil’s low IQ is brought up on a regular basis, but this is the first time I’ve seen him where he actually looks like a legit mongoloid.

Do we know the state of his chromosomes?

Pics very related:

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You probably missed this gem then:

 

[Iron Hamster]

He's pulling off the Village People look even without the hat and vest. Astounding.

 

[Fapcop]

God, what a torturous stream.

Phil seems delighted with the lack of gameplay though!

He’d probably like nothing better than just “stream” movies every night and come with dumb commentary and a “tuh-huh-huh!” here and there while the tips keep
coming.

I wonder if he’d bitch at chat not paying attention to the movie/him watching the movie?

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

His chat is so bored that they just type random shit with no coherence. It's the same thing with Perry's chat, when I watch clips, people are just typing random shit. Maybe I'm just not in the know-how of stream chats these days.

 

[But I Digress]

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Nice sneak diss Phil, Brandon can't see anything from any angle.

 

[ProdigalDuke]

Phil's exchange with SBM was just fantastic, and the absolute proof anybody needs to show that DSP is riding the disability clout he gets from being associated with him.

Imagine a normal chat regular (let alone a random nobody) got snippy with him like that on Twitter, calling DSP out on his bullshit and using the forbidden art of facts and logic. They'd get blown the fuck out, called a brain dead kid, a moron, and promptly be sent to ban town.

The blind cunt turns up and all of a sudden its a matter of "different perspectives". When has this faggot EVER said something like that? Any disagreement with his philosophy or way of thinking is immature and illogical. He's probably seething that Brandon got one over on him, but has to hide it to keep up the positive association. Can't see it lasting if SBM does it a few more times though.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

For a guy who loves to talk about how he built a legacy as a content creator, it will never cease to amaze me, not matter how often he does it, that he'll show how little he understands about the medium he uses, the industry that he's in, and how to actually get support.

It just goes to show how worthless his 13 year legacy is. Let's use a recent example, imaging playing vidya games as a job for 13 years and thinking that Lost Judgment is a JRPG so he can't play Tales of Arise. Here's a random boss fight from the first game in the Judgment series, tell me does this look like a JRPG to you?

I mean there's screaming Japanese men hitting each other and glowing pretty colors so it must be a JRPG right?

 

[DerichLovesNWA]

Dave is forever not only "The Guy" but also the textbook example of the lowest common denominator.

 

[SauceRyuKen]

It just goes to show how worthless his 13 year legacy is. Let's use a recent example, imaging playing vidya games as a job for 13 years and thinking that Lost Judgment is a JRPG so he can't play Tales of Arise. Here's a random boss fight from the first game in the Judgment series, tell me does this look like a JRPG to you?

I mean there's screaming Japanese men hitting each other and glowing pretty colors so it must be a JRPG right?

To be completely fair to Phil here, he DOES turn Yakuza into a JRPG. Dude plays on normal, stocks up on heals and turbochugs his way through everything while facetanking. He wasn't even smart enough to stick to Beast/Slugger while doing that, and I don't think he used any of the counters at all. He probably doesn't know they exist.

 

[Jasper2K]

He's playing this Life is Strange over Tales of Arise. Pretty fucking sweet. What do you guys think? Derich agrees with me.

 

[Down At The Farms]

Happy Friday Farmers,

*snort* you guys keep on telling me you love my low quality memes, that my memes provide meaning to YOU, and that you'll continue to support them, sounds good? tuh huh

Phil forcing Kat to give him a smooch:

Spoiler: The Blackest Eyes

Phil forcing Kat to accept a smooch:

Spoiler: Jabba the Gout

 

[tomstone]

Spoiler

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Here's the only photo I've seen of Phil in the wild, an OLDIE but a goodie. One of his best photos tbh.

and this is what he thinks he looks like