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Dave is forever not only "The Guy" but also the textbook example of the lowest common denominator.
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lol do you think he's near the level of those loonies who think they're being gangstalked? Do you think that when he waddles around the mall he probably carefully eyes people doing particular hand gestures thinking they're doing weird detractor signals?
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My personal theory is partially reinforced by the good work done by @Piece of Peace on the DSP income spreadsheet and the theories on the relationship between Kat and Dave.
We know he has a lot of disposable income now that the bankruptcy is over, and I imagine a lot of that is spent on what it used to be used on: fast food and eating out. I believe Dave leaves the house or orders in / uber eats door dash whatever quite often.
The guy has a complex with dining out and being served, he loves to talk about it, he can recall meals and dining experiences from decades ago it's actually quite fascinating. Now I'm supposed to believe he only eats out once per week?
I just can't believe that, he doesn't have that kind of self control and the only thing stopping the self professed "not a cook" Dave from eating out is Kat making potato based meals and I have a hunch that those meals are probably less frequent 2 years into their marriage.
I know Dave is probably more of a pushover when it comes to Kat compared to Panda and if she isn't in the mood to cook which I imagine by her demeanor happens a lot, the guy is door dashing like every other streamer with money coming in. That way he can spend more time lounging in-between streams and less time "cleaning up" after meals. I always see Dave as maximizing his leisure at any cost while maintaining the x amount of hours he allots to streaming to justify what he does as a job (another DSP complex). The way Kat talks to DSP in the boosted mic segment and the way he tends to gloss over Kat cooking questions as of late I get the sense that it's not a utopia in the gout citadel.
Not to mention the local Diner he says they frequent all the time, how is that possible when you tell people you only leave the house once per week?
TLDR: Dave probably leaves the house for food multiple times a week not including his off days. This is either for drive thru or dine in, and when he is not doing this is he is most likely ordering in.
We know he has a lot of disposable income now that the bankruptcy is over, and I imagine a lot of that is spent on what it used to be used on: fast food and eating out. I believe Dave leaves the house or orders in / uber eats door dash whatever quite often.
The guy has a complex with dining out and being served, he loves to talk about it, he can recall meals and dining experiences from decades ago it's actually quite fascinating. Now I'm supposed to believe he only eats out once per week?
I just can't believe that, he doesn't have that kind of self control and the only thing stopping the self professed "not a cook" Dave from eating out is Kat making potato based meals and I have a hunch that those meals are probably less frequent 2 years into their marriage.
I know Dave is probably more of a pushover when it comes to Kat compared to Panda and if she isn't in the mood to cook which I imagine by her demeanor happens a lot, the guy is door dashing like every other streamer with money coming in. That way he can spend more time lounging in-between streams and less time "cleaning up" after meals. I always see Dave as maximizing his leisure at any cost while maintaining the x amount of hours he allots to streaming to justify what he does as a job (another DSP complex). The way Kat talks to DSP in the boosted mic segment and the way he tends to gloss over Kat cooking questions as of late I get the sense that it's not a utopia in the gout citadel.
Not to mention the local Diner he says they frequent all the time, how is that possible when you tell people you only leave the house once per week?
TLDR: Dave probably leaves the house for food multiple times a week not including his off days. This is either for drive thru or dine in, and when he is not doing this is he is most likely ordering in.
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Considering Khet is obviously driving him around everywhere, he could totally be tapping away at WWE Champions while he's out and about.
That would be the funniest gayop to me, if someone caught him at the mall food court sitting a table or something, and he's grinding away on WWE Champions. How would he spin that?
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Uh-oh, trouble in paradise?
SuperBlindMan slapping DSP on the wrist and making him his bitch:
SuperBlindman wins this slapfight with a flawless KO. Unless DSP launches a counter-argument during pre-stream, of course. Would he dare?
SuperBlindMan slapping DSP on the wrist and making him his bitch:
SuperBlindman wins this slapfight with a flawless KO. Unless DSP launches a counter-argument during pre-stream, of course. Would he dare?
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Broken quotes and replies but in regards to catching Phil in public, I just like laughing at seeing him out in public. You don't need to fuck with him.
I just want to see how out of place he looks, what he's probably buying on his non-door dash grocery trips, and how fat his wife is now.
Just look at how out of place he looks here. Holding Leanna's(?) hand like he's parading around his girlfriend at the mall, not buying anything, like some sort of mall rat wearing autistim shoes and plain jeans with a white shirt. Lookin' like a total dad here that has a stride like he's speedrunning his trip through it.
Bizarre creature.
I just want to see how out of place he looks, what he's probably buying on his non-door dash grocery trips, and how fat his wife is now.
Just look at how out of place he looks here. Holding Leanna's(?) hand like he's parading around his girlfriend at the mall, not buying anything, like some sort of mall rat wearing autistim shoes and plain jeans with a white shirt. Lookin' like a total dad here that has a stride like he's speedrunning his trip through it.
Bizarre creature.
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How fucking embarrassing that a literal blind person could find the info.
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Phil also likes to go out to the food court to stuff his face so debatable and waddle around shops to buy more tat for the sty, it's debatable weather his laziness outweighs his desire to consoom.
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Phil should reply with a picture just to spite super blind cunt ....
Phill on Twitter is desperately trying to get respect and "viral tweets"
But just ends up in petty swabbles and him blocking people and claiming victory in a two hour prestream rant
Phill on Twitter is desperately trying to get respect and "viral tweets"
But just ends up in petty swabbles and him blocking people and claiming victory in a two hour prestream rant
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I, for one, am excited for the inevitable pre-stream rant wherein DSP accuses the Farms of planning to kidnap and murder his family during his weekly pilgrimage to the mall.
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Yeah. The stroke face pic he's so desperately trying to get to go viral.
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This is fukin amazing. Best part of this retardation him saying "its not like you". Its exactly like dsp tho.
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Blown the fuck out. Eat shit, DSP. You're so bad at your job a blind person can do it better.
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Nobody “needs” to, but it would still be funny and make my cold, black detractor heart leap with joy to see the results.
Look, nobody is laying trolling plans.
All we’re saying is: If there is a detractor in the Seattle area (who isn’t a member of these hallowed halls of un-poop touching), who happens to be in the general area that Phil likes to frequent on his day off...
Nobody would mind if a phone was whipped when DSP is 10 feet away and met with a: “ITS THE GUY!!!” (Or whatever. There are so many memes to choose from.)
YES DSP! There are detractors everywhere! Even in Renton!
He’s doing that weird gorilla gait we also see in the famous diner video. I’ve never seen anyone swing their arms backwards in such a weird way. It’s autismo walk 101!
And here some people thought it was because he was surrounded by Black people but nope! It’s just how he fucking walks!
Damn I want more now. I’ll bet he doesn’t
hold hands with Khat who keeps him out of her personal space as far as possible.
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WAHAHAHAAHAH!!!
A LITTERAL FUCKING BLIND MAN COULD FIND THE RELEASE DATES DSP WAS BITCHING AND MOANING ABOUT NOT SEEING ANYWHERE!!!
I think this is the end of SBM and DSP. The pignosis is wearing off, and what’s worse. He slapped Phil right in the ego. 70$ tip or not, Phil doesn’t tolerate shit like that!
Gotta love how Phil just sounds more and more stupid with his justifications. But that’s DSP for ya. Never apologize and admit you were wrong, when you can dig a hole and keep digging.
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EVEN THE BLIND CUNT CAN SEE THROUGH PHIL'S SHITE
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