US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[FAQnews Correspondent]

I really regret not talking to those crazy guys with a "the end is nigh REPENT" sign.

We listened to the wrong kind of crazies. Instead of listening to the man wearing tinfoil that kept shouting that the government was sending signals to his brain, we listened to the woman talk about how everyone is evil and oppressed and it's ok for a man to chop off his dick.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Hey, can we get annexed by you guys like in Fallout? That oughta bring out our more chad-like 1910's era selves. Deadass search up Canadians during WW1, we spooked the fuck out of the Germans for how brutal we were to them.

No, sorry leafs, you're on your own. We have our hands full with our own problems as is, we don't need another nation's even more faggoty ass problems on top of that.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

What happened to the leafs? Hell, what happened to Americans? Americans used to be known as crazy unpredictable motherfuckers.

The 1990's and 'get in touch with your feelings' happened.

The anti-violence, anti-bullying, mocking people who prepare for disasters, getting rid of good hard working jobs, and the general demoralization of the West is what happened.

The weirdest thing about this is the same people who, in the 80's and 90's, told you "nobody can MAKE you feel something, man, it's all, like, how you choose to feel, man" and "words are like, never an excuse for violence, man" are the same fucking people who scream and try to throw a brick in your face for "hate speech" and scream that words are violence.

 

[The Last Stand]

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Yep she sure is

Spoiler: Lewd

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They literally look dead. Like vampires.

 

[Blackhole]

They literally look dead. Like vampires.

Half of them sold their souls to Moloch to become vampires.
The other half just have really shit genes and look horrible.

 

[Some Badger]

I really regret not talking to those crazy guys with a "the end is nigh REPENT" sign.

Never fear, you can find a dozen of them roaming around Times Square as we speak.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

anti-bullying

Whenever I see someone say this, it always means something like "we stopped telling people it's weird to get off on wearing a diaper while clamping staples to your nipples and it's even weirder to publicly state that on your social media". You can say someone's acting dumb/gross without it being mocking and I'm not sure why it's referred to as "bullying".

 

[Caustic Gelatin]

I don't think it's about Harry Potter even being bad or poorly done or whatever, it's just that its fan read that and nothing else. It sounds like a pretty typical Hero's Journey type deal. Handmaid's Tale only makes sense if you know it's really about Iran or whatever, but Lefties are too dumb for that.

When I was 13, I was reading Heinlein, Zahn's Thrawn books, and Dune. Better moral lessons and less need to filter the entire world through their lens. Although if you had to, you could do a lot worse than Starship Troopers and Dune.

Ok I understand.
So after the powers that be conspire to take everything away from you, start forming a resistance of people who lives in the wastes before having a spiritual awaking after doing a bunch of drugs and ascending to become a massiah and starting a galactic (or in this case global) Jihad.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

The 1990's and 'get in touch with your feelings' happened.

The anti-violence, anti-bullying, mocking people who prepare for disasters, getting rid of good hard working jobs, and the general demoralization of the West is what happened.

So basically this?

 

[Scale Smerch]

This appeals to nobody outside of the Establishment ivory tower. Notice what you are -not- hearing. Where is AOC, where is Feinstein, where is any of the usual loud as fuck democrats saying how great this is?

Catching this late, but it's not just Congress being eerily quiet over this. Mainstream media is also quite muted in their selling of this (in terms of the usual) right now; saw a bit of Tapper on CNN earlier and there was more on 9/11 than Covid when it's usually wall to wall fearmongering over muh case numbers.

Really feels like even some of the true believers are hesitant to fully get behind this.

 

[draggs]

Why is it some people seem to be more in touch with what comes next than others?

Pure talent

 

[Gehenna]

Catching this late, but it's not just Congress being eerily quiet over this. Mainstream media is also quite muted in their selling of this (in terms of the usual) right now; saw a bit of Tapper on CNN earlier and there was more on 9/11 than Covid when it's usually wall to wall fearmongering over muh case numbers.

Really feels like even some of the true believers are hesitant to fully get behind this.

Because it is -doomed- to failure. There are numerous constitutional grounds to come at it from, multiple procedural grounds, and all this done to a SCOTUS who has slapped them exactly for this kind of thing a week prior. It was a desperation move, plain and simple. And with the internal civil war now going loud, everyone else has much bigger things to worry about in the immediate future than the demented old man's feeble attempts to retain power.

 

[Titos]

Just now seeing them trying to push mandatory jabs for any business larger than 100 employees. They do that shit and I will publicly state at work I will not take it then get fired. The second the SCOTUS strikes that shit down I'm suing the fuck out of them.

 

[MrJokerRager]

I will trust them when they admit that the confederates were the good guys.
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The Confederates were no saints either and part of the problem we suffer from the 13 percent. Basically it was the elitist assholes in the North and the elitist pricks in the South tired of each other's shit and decided, why not just settle it once and for all. John Brown was just the perfect person to kick off the party.

They wanted to import more slaves because cheap labor, which screwed over poor whites. They wanted niggers to count towards the electoral college but didn't want them to vote, which is where the 3/5 compromise came from. Its weird that liberals see that compromise as racist when the so called white slave holders they hate, also hated the 3/5 compromise. And when importation of slaves was stopped, the nigger lovers decided to breed more niggers and even fuck a couple of them and then sell the bastards they sired.

It was a feudal society with a small minority planter class at the top running the show, who wanted their cake and eat it too. The didn't even industrialize and wonder why years down the road, the north was able to keep producing guns. These morons even managed to piss off one of the greatest war heros from the South, Andrew Jackson, who threatened to do what Lincoln was forced to do 40 years later. Between Lincoln and Jackson, every president served one term. They helped pass laws like the fugitive slave act and the Dredd Scott decision basically was when the nation said fuck it and broke into two camps. I wonder how black was the South back then as thanks to the Jim Crow era, a great migration of darkies leaving the South happened. Basically gives a good idea of how black the South was.

Looking at how even Southern politics are conducted today, there are not something I am down for. Ask the Louisianians who recently got fucked by the GOP over constitituonal carry. Or the entire states of Georgia and Arizona getting cucked hard over Biden winning both elections. A fucking spic, one fucking beaner rigged the presidential and senate elections for Arizona to have Democrats at the federal level.

 

[More AWS-8Q Than You]

A good chunk hasn't even read/watched it. The last book came out in 2007, a full 14 years ago. The modern crop of left-wingers range from about 19-26, making them 5-12 when the -last- book came out.

A massive chunk of them only knows Harry Potter through osmosis with their older peers.

Well, that's my feeling old moment for the day. I figured they'd at least watch the movies. I had a millennial co-worker who loved Harry Potter, typical smartish girl who's a bit up her own ass about it, told her I'd guess her house. She got this smug look until I said Hufflepuff. The look I got was worth entertaining HP for a minute.

I'm just imaging some Zoomer giving me a blank look and a "There's a book?" If the new Dune movies are any good are they going to find a way to ruin that too?

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

So basically this?
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Pretty much.

Right down to court ordered "anger management therapy" where some hippy would tell you that nothing could MAKE you do something.

That same hippy is probably shitting on cop cars and trying to light people's houses on fire now.

 

[Terrifik]

https://twitter.com/jacobbogage/status/1436132263041843200

Remeber same OSHA that said pee in bootle in amazon is ok.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

i sing of Jim-Bob glad and big
whose healthy heart recoiled at shots:
a vax-resisting good-for-naught

his wellbelovéd tweeter (blue
checkmarker most succinctly read)
took erring Jim-Bob soon in hand;
but--though an host of overjoyed
nurses (first knocking on the head
him)do through covid units roll
that helplessness which others stroke
with charting recently employed
to log a recent asystole,
while kindred intellects evoke
allegiance per blunt instruments—
Jim-Bob (being to all intents
a corpse and wanting any slab
upon what God unto him gave)
responds, without getting annoyed
"I will not take your fucking jab"

straightway the silver bird looked grave
(departing hurriedly to shave)

but--though all kinds of OSHA goons
(a yearning nation's blueeyed pride)
their passive prey did kick and curse
until for wear their clarion
voices and boots were much the worse,
and egged the firstclassnurses on
his rectum wickedly to tease
by means of skilfully applied
retractors roasted hot with heat--
Jim-Bob(upon what were once knees)
does almost ceaselessly repeat
"there is some shit I will not eat"

our president,being of which
assertions duly notified
threw the yellowsonofabitch
into a dungeon,where he died

Christ(of His mercy infinite)
i pray to see;and Jim-Bob,too

preponderatingly because
unless statistics lie he was
more brave than me:and immune, too.

 

[Terrifik]

Absolute swag off & ownage by trump

https://twitter.com/TheInsiderPaper/status/1436477979534704641

 

[MrJokerRager]

Spewing buzzwords and advertising yaas queens
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Support for interracial marriage? who gives a fuck about that shit. Is there movement that I am not aware of to ban interracial marriage in a legislative sense.

Virginia v. Loving happened 50 years ago, now anyone can fuck any color of pussy or even artificial pussy if they can't find natural pussy.