US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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Jet Fuel Johnny said:
For the first time in my life I've actually hit the point where I cannot respect the office of the President of the United States. I cannot look at him as my commander in chief.

I don't know how I feel.
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I dunno, I kind of lost respect somewhere along the way in the last few decades between the dude who owned a peanut farm, the guy who smoked a cigar he had just put in a chick's ass he had bent over the resolute desk, guy who had the shoe thrown at him, the if if if if if if guy, and the reality t.v. star. Even further back than that you have a lot of other gaffes.

Now that I think about it, it's almost like the office shouldn't have respect in and of itself to begin with. Huh, odd.
 
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Sexy glowies would like to know your location
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If they would just fucking DM me I could get a comfy job monitoring internet forums

Bethesda's Todd Howard said:
He is a video game character. HumanHive used him as his avatar for a while. Then he got into an argument with another user, who decided to copy his picture and name. Another user thought it was funny and decided to also use the picture. During the Afghanistan evacuation it kind of spiraled out of control.
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Jet Fuel Johnny said:
For the first time in my life I've actually hit the point where I cannot respect the office of the President of the United States. I cannot look at him as my commander in chief.

I don't know how I feel.
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That Office just called our enemy of 20 years "professional", while vilifying you.

You should feel that you have done absolutely nothing wrong. Show no respect for the Resident or his regime, because they have no respect for you. Respect and trust are earned, not given.
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Never. Anime avatars shall not perish from the internet.

I HATE THE CHAIRMAN
I HATE THE CHAIRMAN
 
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Constellationzero said:
You know, you always hear about the dems loudmouthing about getting rid of the electoral college and fortifying elections...

And (I know this is next to stupidly impossible anyway), but I wonder, after seeing Ohio and New York and knowing about Illinois, if anyone's discussed/proposed investigating ways to re-invent the electoral college or a way to insure against tyranny of the minority (in this case blue shitholes--or California and Jew York deciding everything in election years).

Again...I wouldn't have a clue, but I'm wondering...
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Best way I can think is to divvy up the vote as close as possible along percentage lines. Like a state with 10 EC votes goes 60% R 40%D, the Republican gets 6 votes and the Dem gets 4.
 
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Scale Smerch said:
Catching this late, but it's not just Congress being eerily quiet over this. Mainstream media is also quite muted in their selling of this (in terms of the usual) right now; saw a bit of Tapper on CNN earlier and there was more on 9/11 than Covid when it's usually wall to wall fearmongering over muh case numbers.

Really feels like even some of the true believers are hesitant to fully get behind this.
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Could that be because they're NOW seeing the creeping revolution and (just as close) creeping terror?
 
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Titos said:
Just now seeing them trying to push mandatory jabs for any business larger than 100 employees. They do that shit and I will publicly state at work I will not take it then get fired. The second the SCOTUS strikes that shit down I'm suing the fuck out of them.
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Here's some advice, once again, to all our countrymen about to get fired, or are current job seekers:

Obstinance. NO means NO, and employers WILL take and accept and ABSORB...NO.
Do NOT editorialize. Do NOT defend your reasons (they are NONE of the employer's business and it violates HIPAA)
Do NOT resign. Continue obstinance via NO. Let them fire you.
DOCUMENT/ARCHIVE EVERYTHING. Names. Dates. Employer/company names. Use your 4chan autismo dox powers here.
SAVE the information for later.

WAIT. Wait for this to go to the courts. If it is dickslapped:

LAWYER UP. Sue E-V-E-R-Y-B-O-D-Y.
See how many names you can collect: Job interviewer. Person who offered/rescinded job. HR. Your supervisor. Your department head/director. Your snitching Jew-ass cat lady co-worker who turned you in like you was in BEST KOREER!

You MAY have a case. Discrimination. Wrongful termination. Get SOUND legal advice.

And RIP AND TEAR. SUE EVERY EMPLOYER UNTIL IT IS DONE.
 
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Allegedly this is Sauk Valley College in HELL ANNOY

The !!!!!!!!ALL NEW!!!!!! Jim Crow
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If segregation regarding jabbers and anti-jabbers become an actual thing, i actually wouldn't mind. Us anti-jabbers seem to be more chill and have more fun than the jabbers that freak the fuck out if someone so much as breaths the same air as they do.
 
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Constellationzero said:
Could that be because they're NOW seeing the creeping revolution and (just as close) creeping terror?
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They understand traitors get the rope first. That's why I don't get worked up over the deaths of former officials in Afghanistan, that was the price they paid for aligning with foreigners.
 
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SSF2T Old User said:
If segregation regarding jabbers and anti-jabbers become an actual thing, i actually wouldn't mind. Us anti-jabbers seem to be more chill and have more fun than the jabbers that freak the fuck out if someone so much as breaths the same air as they do.
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If segregation regarding jabbers and anti-jabbers becomes a thing, I'll laugh my ass off when the idiots realize they'll have basically went back to white/black segregation as the blacks in the country continue to refuse the jab.

Time's a flat circle, I guess.
 
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Bethesda's Todd Howard said:
He is a video game character. HumanHive used him as his avatar for a while. Then he got into an argument with another user, who decided to copy his picture and name. Another user thought it was funny and decided to also use the picture. During the Afghanistan evacuation it kind of spiraled out of control.
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Born 1999, Wuhan, China;
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He did it. This is the bitch who did it. It was all part of his master plan, he's behind everything that's going to happen in this half of the century.
 
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SSF2T Old User said:
If segregation regarding jabbers and anti-jabbers become an actual thing, i actually wouldn't mind. Us anti-jabbers seem to be more chill and have more fun than the jabbers that freak the fuck out if someone so much as breaths the same air as they do.
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Have you noticed that the Branch Covidians never acknowledge that there are vaxxed people (such as myself) standing up for the rights of the unvaxxed?

Then again, they can't admit that such nuance exists, since that would be "bothsidesism".

(FUCK ME, that is a Current Year term that makes every molecule of water in my body boil).
 
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