is Xenarthran the pinnacle of human evolution?

[Just A Butt]

@Xenarthran has said on many occasions that he could kill us all if he snuck up behind us in the dark with a club while we were sleeping and i was just wondering what you guys thought about that and if it is total chad like i thought it is did you know he can shoot a gun even pew pew and i heard his calves are ripped as fuck so maybe he can like kick you to death or something i don't know what do you guys think?

 

[Internet Explorer]

He rolls a d12; gains +4 str, -10 int. Tard Rage as main attack.

Conserves mana to juice up his carpet later.

 

[L50LasPak]

He would need to present evidence to back up all of those assertions.

 

[draggs]

That nigger hits me with a club I'm cutting his balls off like Emmett Till

If they can be reached under his

 

[Penis Drager]

Parasitism is a valid evolutionary strategy I guess.

 

[Xenarthran]

If they can be reached under his

I was going to ignore the thread until you said this. Now I'm a bit interested since you seem to be under the impression that I am fat. WHICH I AM NOT, considering I exercise frequently and stay within the 130s range. (Lbs)

 

[DerKryptid]

Yes he is the ultimate lifeform

 

[Figger Naggot]

I was going to ignore the thread until you said this. Now I'm a bit interested since you seem to be under the impression that I am fat. WHICH I AM NOT, considering I exercise frequently and stay within the 130s range. (Lbs)

No you don't lol. Fapping over the carpet is not excercise.

 

[JethroTullamore]

I was going to ignore the thread until you said this. Now I'm a bit interested since you seem to be under the impression that I am fat. WHICH I AM NOT, considering I exercise frequently and stay within the 270s range. (Lbs)

Ok, fatty.

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

I was going to ignore the thread until you said this. Now I'm a bit interested since you seem to be under the impression that I am fat. WHICH I AM NOT, considering I exercise frequently and stay within the 130s range. (Lbs)

130lbs is small for a dude unless you're trim at 5'2".

Manlet confirmed.

 

[Internet Explorer]

I was going to ignore the thread until you said this. Now I'm a bit interested since you seem to be under the impression that I am fat. WHICH I AM NOT, considering I exercise frequently and stay within the 130s range. (Lbs)

I can smell your sweaty bingo wings from that post alone.

 

[Xenarthran]

No you don't lol. Fapping over the carpet is not excercise.

I ride bikes in hilly fuckin environments. WITH A 7 LB OBJECT ON MY BACK.

Ok, fatty.

My BMI is HEALTHYWEIGHT.

130lbs is small for a dude unless you're trim at 5'2".

Manlet confirmed.

I am 5'7, so that is healthyweight for me.

I can smell your sweaty bingo wings from that post alone.

Faggot.

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

I am 5'7, so that is healthyweight for me.

>5'7"
Manlet confirmed

 

[Xenarthran]

Yes. I am a manlet. It's not my fucking fault. It's genetic. Dumbass.

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

Yes. I am a manlet. It's not my fucking fault. It's genetic. Dumbass.

You know what else is genetic? Autism.

 

[Xenarthran]

Yeah, and I don't have that fucking shit.

 

[mister meaner]

I ride bikes in hilly fuckin environments. WITH A 7 LB OBJECT ON MY BACK.

My BMI is HEALTHYWEIGHT.

I am 5'7, so that is healthyweight for me.

Faggot.

1. 6-7 lbs is fuckall, even if biking, stop mentioning this nigger.
2. According to This article, the average American can bench press 140 pounds for 10 reps, and overhead press 85 pounds for 10 reps. You literally cannot even lift a bulky box at only 30 pounds. Can you stop sperging out and threatening other users in the chat with violence when you’re too much of a weak manlet to do anything?

 

[Xenarthran]

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1. 6-7 lbs is fuckall, even if biking, stop mentioning this nigger.
2. According to This article, the average American can bench press 140 pounds for 10 reps, and overhead press 85 pounds for 10 reps. You literally cannot even lift a bulky box at only 30 pounds. Can you stop sperging out and threatening other users in the chat with violence when you’re too much of a weak manlet to do anything?

I could bash their fucking skulls in no question and they'd not even know what fucking hit them. Word to fucking everything.

 

[mister meaner]

I could bash their fucking skulls in no question and they'd not even know what fucking hit them. Word to fucking everything.

The aforementioned statistics say otherwise. In fact they suggest you’d lose. I really think you have zero idea how much energy and effort it takes to kill a person.

 

[Xenarthran]

The aforementioned statistics say otherwise. In fact they suggest you’d lose. I really think you have zero idea how much energy and effort it takes to kill a person.

That's why weapons were invented. Ones that are made of steel and can tear flesh.