DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[IHateMyJob]

He probably realized today is the day for his weekly beatdown by gogi.

He can't catch that beating if he keeps running from lobbies. At this point the only good part about his SF streams are him booking it away from Goji, JoseC and any equine/swine related user names. Other wise all you get is the same old bitching about lag, dropped input or online tactics.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

Street Fighter Streams are piss fucking boring....

All he does is run away from the good players, or calls them "lag tactic" abuses when they beat his ass more then once.

I just imagine Phil playing a soccer game with a bunch of toddlers and bragging how good he is to everyone watching, that's the same as his SF streams.

Just one big wank fest, brought to you by The Guy!

 

[100% VIRGIN M00TY]

Apologies if I am late but SBM reeming Phil on Twitter reminded me of this.

Phil as a intelligent meaningful non drama gaming khantent creator - Can't figure out how release dates work, spends half of his stream manufacturing drama and the other half begging.

ReviewTechUSA the drama khantent creator -

Rich is a lolcow too (and he also took losing his jahb in the late 2000's as a reason to be an E beggar) but I bet he knows how release dates work.

 

[PieceofShet]

Apologies if I am late but SBM reeming Phil on Twitter reminded me of this.

Phil as a intelligent meaningful non drama gaming khantent creator - Can't figure out how release dates work, spends half of his stream manufacturing drama and the other half begging.

ReviewTechUSA the drama khantent creator -
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Rich is a lolcow too (and he also took losing his jahb in the late 2000's as a reason to be an E beggar) but I bet he knows how release dates work.

He is doing good numberwise for an ebeggar. Although he should have get banned from every platform for going half naked for money but whatever... double standards.

 

[DarkScrubPhil]

I don't understand why people watch this cunt and give him money. He blocks all regular comments and locks his chatroom down, making any conversation restricted and not fun to be in. I'd literally rather watch any other streamer on the internet.

Because he's a manipulating scammer. He knows his audience, and he knows how to manipulate his audience into giving him money. And there's a small group of people who want him to succeed, because then they feel like they succeed.

 

[Stephen Hawking]

PHIL: Sony event shouldn't exist cuz no dates for games but "Deathloop".

SBM: (Inserts list of dates and months of games).

Phil: seasons and years arent release dates (ignores release dates). But the release dates SBM tweeted were already known so it doesnt count.

SBM: you said that deathloop was the ONLY game with a release date and dates being pushed is just normal now for decades.

Phil: WE ARE BOTH INTELLIGENT PEOPLE!

You can read how hard it was for Phil to not call him mentally ill even though SBM was being incredibly patient and respectful due to pignosis.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

PHIL: Sony event shouldn't exist cuz no dates for games but "Deathloop".

SBM: (Inserts list of dates and months of games).

Phil: seasons and years arent release dates (ignores release dates). But the release dates SBM tweeted were already known so it doesnt count.

SBM: you said that deathloop was the ONLY game with a release date and dates being pushed is just normal now for decades.

Phil: WE ARE BOTH INTELLIGENT PEOPLE!

You can read how hard it was for Phil to not call him mentally ill even though SBM was being incredibly patient and respectful due to pignosis.

Only Phil could pat himself on the back while backpeddling. SBM was basically telling Phil that he was acting like a jackass and Phil just does a 180 and says "HMMM YES I RESPECTFULLY DISAGREE!"
Reminds me of that night where he banned Derich and immediately pretended it wasn't him. Phil won't let himself be held accountable for fucking anything.
Frankly I just love seeing that awkward dismount from an argument because he's so used to just blocking or ignoring people who disagree with him.

 

[DontEatSilicaGel]

Apologies if I am late but SBM reeming Phil on Twitter reminded me of this.

Phil as a intelligent meaningful non drama gaming khantent creator - Can't figure out how release dates work, spends half of his stream manufacturing drama and the other half begging.

ReviewTechUSA the drama khantent creator -
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Rich is a lolcow too (and he also took losing his jahb in the late 2000's as a reason to be an E beggar) but I bet he knows how release dates work.

Holy empty discount gin bottles thrown at those numbers. Didn't know Rich was pulling in so many views. He's doing something right.

Rich: 474,337,192 views with 4,142 videos = average ~114,518 views per video
Philip: 443,259,151 views with 59,826 videos = average ~7,409 views per video

Don't pollute the Internet too much DSP. Save the whales and all that.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Since Phil reads this thread, here's an idea for him: you guys know how many companies offer plans for clients who use their services a lot, right? Like Amazon Prime, DashPass for DoorDash, Uber Premium etc. People have one bigger payment monthly and save up on certain fees.

Well, what about a Gout Pass (name still a work in progress)? Instead of tipping broken values like these whales do, with dozens of tips a month, which in turn makes PayPal steal charge more money from Phil, they could buy a Gout Pass for only 500 to 1000 dollars a month (value still a work in progress).

Seriously, Phil, imagine the hundreds of dollars that could be going to Scopely's your pockets if it wasn't for those mouth-drooling idiots you have as whales insisting on giving the money you DESERVE little by little. You know your true fans would be willing to do that.

I would ask what you would get in return for Gout Pass but like everything related to Phil, there is no reward for giving him money. It just gets tossed into a black hole that eventually ends up in the hands of a credit card company, Midfirst Bank , and/or WWE Champions

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Jaxx, you fucking idiot. You know what? You don't deserve a new car. You deserve a Hot Wheels toy car. Because that's literally your intelligence.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

Jaxx, you fucking idiot. You know what? You don't deserve a new car. You deserve a Hot Wheels toy car. Because that's literally your intelligence.

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Jaxx should skip on upgrading his pc, or getting new shoes, Phil needs that money.

Like Phil's paypigs should be budgeting to afford their daily PR Bills.

Edit: While Jaxx is an idiot, I am glad he is being tricked like this. These people have to learn through experience, or have their family members keep them off the internet, otherwise they will be sucked dry by parasites like DSP or Rich.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Isn't tomorrow Jaxx's birthday?

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Jaxx, you fucking idiot. You know what? You don't deserve a new car. You deserve a Hot Wheels toy car. Because that's literally your intelligence.

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I really really want to understand the mindset of these people. You don't have much money, certainly less than Phil. You've openly admitted to struggling to pay your bills. What coerces you to give him $100? For what? You're getting nothing. You know you're getting nothing. Phil doesn't respect you whatsoever for giving him this money.

I know these idiots are far from the only ones. Many streamers get lots of money for nothing. There's Amberlynn Reid who sits everyday in front of the screen daily doing absolutely nothing but being a fat bag of shit and people throw money at her while she openly scoffs at them.

Do some people just enjoy burning money? I guess so. I need to stop thinking about this.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

RTU is kinda whatever for me. If he's a lolcow (I know he was moreso in the past) he isn't that funny to me at least, he's pretty low on the lolcow tier list for me. I think it's funny when he touches the poo so to speak (or maybe not. Is a lolcow messing with a lolcow pozloading my neghole?) and kept prodding him to go on this show. We got decent salt from that, not nearly as good as the membership rant. I don't think anything will top that rant for awhile.

 

[Surly Muppet]

This new habit of Phil's where, when he feels tips have slowed, he announces an exact timer for how long it was since the last tip will never cease to amuse me.

It's straight out of LTG and BadBunny's playbooks, and it sounds like something a detractor made up to meme him, but he now does it consistently. Once again, his audience don't seem to realize how severely greedy and disrespectful that is.

Moreso when he got a $100 tip and clearly feels his audience is holding out on him because more people would have tipped if Jaxx just did $25.
You're right Phil, those people have money they're not giving you. That's your money... guilt them for it.

 

[KD6-3.7]

Seriously, fuck Jaxx_Raxor. Phil would have $2 in total tips right now if he hadn’t have dropped $100. Think of the delicious salt we could be witnessing.

 

[Paladin Derich]

>raiders fan in phil's chat
Fitting

 

[Madmartigan]

Holy empty discount gin bottles thrown at those numbers. Didn't know Rich was pulling in so many views. He's doing something right.

Rich: 474,337,192 views with 4,142 videos = average ~114,518 views per video
Philip: 443,259,151 views with 59,826 videos = average ~7,409 views per video

Don't pollute the Internet too much DSP. Save the whales and all that.

I guess Rich is doing some things "right", but it's more that Phil is doing everything wrong.
Phil has been vomiting up videos on YT in almost the exact same format for 15 years. The only real major change he ever made was going over to direct capture, and he fought that change as long as he possibly could.
I'm only vaguely familiar with Rich, but he's adapted and changed the style, format, and content of his content over the years. I also recall that his videos had a poor like to dislike ratio for a period of time years ago, so he had some sort of 'detractor' movement against him I guess.
I know nothing about that other than it seems to have gone away for the most part, so I guess he was smart enough not to constantly feed the trolls and become more and more toxic like our favorite valedictorian.
If Phil wasn't so terrified of change, and actually had a "pahsitive" attitude, he could still be relatively successful on YT.
Instead, Phil - since I'm sure you'll read this - you can seethe over the fact that Rich is on the verge of a million subscribers, which is a milestone you won't hit unless you're still streaming deep into your golden years.

 

[drtonysimp]

I really really want to understand the mindset of these people. You don't have much money, certainly less than Phil. You've openly admitted to struggling to pay your bills. What coerces you to give him $100? For what? You're getting nothing. You know you're getting nothing. Phil doesn't respect you whatsoever for giving him this money.

I know these idiots are far from the only ones. Many streamers get lots of money for nothing. There's Amberlynn Reid who sits everyday in front of the screen daily doing absolutely nothing but being a fat bag of shit and people throw money at her while she openly scoffs at them.

Do some people just enjoy burning money? I guess so. I need to stop thinking about this.

jaxx is bottom of the barrel. turning 35 and unironically watching phil play streetfighter on a friday night ahah. for his birthday instead of being out and about being celebrated by his friends and family he is giving phil $100 to get a little bit of recognition that his birthday is coming up.

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

Lol Jaxx is 35? When I read he was saving up for a car, I was imagining a pimply faced teenager mowing the lawn for the retiree next door and working at McDonalds. This makes it even better.