US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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HTTP Error 404 said:
Yes. The Cathedral is undergoing a crisis of faith and a civil war. Biden (Obamaites) vs the Military vs the Glowies vs Kamala (Clintonites). Pelosi went to Soros to beg to suck his moneycock, and he made damned sure to humiliate her over it.

The military didn't want out of the foreverwar to the point that they were openly performing sedition against Trump to stay in. The glowies were fucked over because their pet sandnigger glowie assistants were left behind to die. Biden fucked everything up by closing the air base in Afghanistan and fucking everyone's deals up for a photo op. The military fucked the glowies over by blocking the glowies evac ops. The glowies are still fucking biden over by leaking shit. Biden or the military guys fucked over the glowies by leaving the names / faces / fingerprints of all the glowies assets in the region. Kamala just threw biden under the bus over "Vax Americana."

They're going to have to try and steal 2022 or it's going to be an absolute bloodbath, and if they lose the house all their plans for the Great Reset are dead. If they lose it hard enough that the GOPe can't stall shit out for 6 years then they're REALLY fucked, because the MAGA Populists will start rolling crap back and tearing down the Cathedral's sacred cows.
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So Biden being such a directionless fuckup was actually a huge blessing in disguise?

To think, Biden draining the swamp, I never would've guessed.
 
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Titos said:
Salt water air makes you insane, how else would you explain every area within every country that is coastal being full of fucking retards?

Edit: To add to exactly how I feel the US should go forward. The U shouldn't be present anymore.
Also Lincoln was a tyrannical faggot and his actions against polygamy were just as egregious as his faggoty actions against owning monkeys.
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I don't want to ruin the party but Governors are still talking about suing not secession as they naïvely think that the fed controlled courts will side with them. People need to start demanding secession If we want it to happen.
 
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Bethesda's Todd Howard said:
He is a video game character. HumanHive used him as his avatar for a while. Then he got into an argument with another user, who decided to copy his picture and name. Another user thought it was funny and decided to also use the picture. During the Afghanistan evacuation it kind of spiraled out of control.
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I was the second copy.

In my case, the joke is that a "prime" is a tick mark indicating a mathematical derivative of a function. Many functions are named x. Ergo, x prime is a common mathematical derivative. Ergo, my profile is derivative in two different ways. It's hilarious you see.

In addition to being the funny one, I am also the best looking.

That's not actually a joke. My avatar has less compression artifacts. It's particularly obvious around the collar.
 
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Jet Fuel Johnny said:
You remember, in school, there was always that hippie girl that asked "but, like, WHY did everyone vote for fascism?"

She's now supporting people's civil rights being removed, the government getting involved in medical postions (except for her holy haunted uterus), people being stripped of their basic American rights, and villanizing her fellow Americans.

All these people are missing is a brown shirt or a swastika armband.
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An SS officer confesses about his experience ushering Jews to the death camps during the Nuremburg Trials, 1945:
"I could tell you each and every part of that journey from memory. I could tell you where the tracks wind and bend, where the wind blows due to a break in the trees....the first corner you turn when you see it; miles away and covered in fog, but unmistakable: the tower. I felt like I didn't have any agency - just being forced back and forth along that hellish track to damnation. The worst part wasn't the screams, but the silence, because in that silence I only had myself for company; me and my thoughts left to bask in an eternity while we contemplated my place in hell."

"Each and every day I told myself that I'd do something, that I'd quit, leave, never look back. I never did. I kept getting paid and I kept going home. And that's what the worst part is - living with yourself. It's not the knowledge that you're having a hand in the murder of so many people, it's the fact that you can still sleep at night. I close my eyes and all I can see is that tower of ash, floating skyward against a red sky. Then, the raining down of a thousand souls, dancing in the wind. I'll never forget the way it burns your throat as you try and breathe a taste of the hellish sulphur that's to come. The way it forces tears in your eyes. There comes a point where the faces of the people you've wronged become too many to recognize in a dream; they merge and they change and they become all consuming."

"No longer recognisable individuals, but an entire consciousness within your thoughts. I was once on the path when it began to snow, and from behind me I heard the laughter of a child as she reached her hand out and let a snowflake fall onto her hand, melting into nothing within a few seconds. Amidst all the screams, the curses, the cries... the sound of that laughter was the most haunting thing I have ever known. I won't beg for forgiveness. I don't want it. I don't deserve it. Whatever is coming for me after I die, I embrace as inevitable and just."

Judge: ".....do you have any final words?"

"Take what I did. Learn from it. Spread it so far and wide that to deny it is lunacy. But, most importantly.....never, EVER think you are not capable of it."
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At NO point has the US government managed to re-establish faith in any of the organizations. They haven't put any fires out. The fires are still raging and they're busy lighting more yelling "THIS IS FINE THERE IS NO FIRE!" while people are still dealing with the burns from the last fire.
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@Vyse Inglebard
"I could tell you each and every part of that journey from memory. I could tell you where the tracks wind and bend, where the wind blows due to a break in the trees....the first corner you turn when you see it; miles away and covered in fog, but unmistakable: the tower. I felt like I didn't have any agency - just being forced back and forth along that hellish track to damnation. The worst part wasn't the screams, but the silence, because in that silence I only had myself for company; me and my thoughts left to bask in an eternity while we contemplated my place in hell."

"Each and every day I told myself that I'd do something, that I'd quit, leave, never look back. I never did. I kept getting paid and I kept going home. And that's what the worst part is - living with yourself. It's not the knowledge that you're having a hand in the murder of so many people, it's the fact that you can still sleep at night. I close my eyes and all I can see is that tower of ash, floating skyward against a red sky. Then, the raining down of a thousand souls, dancing in the wind. I'll never forget the way it burns your throat as you try and breathe a taste of the hellish sulphur that's to come. The way it forces tears in your eyes. There comes a point where the faces of the people you've wronged become too many to recognize in a dream; they merge and they change and they become all consuming."

"No longer recognisable individuals, but an entire consciousness within your thoughts. I was once on the path when it began to snow, and from behind me I heard the laughter of a child as she reached her hand out and let a snowflake fall onto her hand, melting into nothing within a few seconds. Amidst all the screams, the curses, the cries... the sound of that laughter was the most haunting thing I have ever known. I won't beg for forgiveness. I don't want it. I don't deserve it. Whatever is coming for me after I die, I embrace as inevitable and just."
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Wow that's crazy fam. Good thing that will never happen again. I could never do that.
-t. Most People
 
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Biden will probably cuck like he did with the Taliban. Unlike Lincoln he is too much of a senile pushover to handle any sort of conflict be it mass disobedience, secession or even civil war. his best move would be to quit now and try again latter when things have died down. Which is exactly why the push for secession needs to happen now before things can go back to normal clown world.
Even then I dont trust our current governors but they are still better than the federal government.
 
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Oxous said:
Time for the litany of bad to downright shameful 9/11 takes boys (this was a rather early contender for the worst)
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Look at the pecker on that one. She's a real beaut'
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I fucking double dog dare her to go right up to one of the families who lost somebody that day, and say this verbatim to their face. I guaran-fucking-tee you, they would make the family who was mad at Biden for checking his watch look like the goddamn Flanders,
 
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And to think, this modern zeitgeist all started when feminists started raising a stink about video games almost a decade ago.

I knew we had taken a turn into bizarre territory back then when you simply could not criticize Anita Sarkeesian, no matter how careful and respectful you tried to be, it simply wasn't allowed, so it's not really a surprise that in the last near decade the left has only become more and more totalitarian and dictatorial to where now things might hit a breaking point.
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I remember being on the sideline of Gamergate and laughing at the retards involved with it.
Why the fuck has that become the cornerstone of the current zeitgeist? Was Jace supposed to be real, and all of this is the fallout of the reality where he's fake? Is there some Mandela effect bullshit happening?
Did I die, and all of reality since then become a decomposing limbo?
God I feel old. Where the fuck did we go wrong?
 
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Azrn0239 said:
I'm so annoyed by this. As a fat man in my 30's I was going to go get the vaccine next time I went to my local grocery store now that it's approved. But I work at a place with 300 employees that does federal contract work, so I know I'm going to be mandated.

The mandate is the one thing that is going to push me back from getting it.

Not sure what I'm going to do now.
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If you don't wanna get vaxed and you're worried because you're fat, why not start training and eating well and burning off said fat?
 
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