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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%

  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%

  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%

  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%

  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%
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Ugly thought, but Paul and Phil were the ones proudly bragging about beating a "TERF" that one fourth of July parade.

Wonder if they'll find a need to "defend" themselves from this strong mentally-troubled trans"man" at some point.

Phil seems to be staying out of this so far... but it isn't a big house. The man shares a full-size mattress with two other men for God's sake, and most of the walls are only partial. It doesn't seem possible for him to stay out of it forever.
 
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The Angry Polack said:
My favorite this about her is how she'll tweet "napping at work" and shit like that followed by "OMG I'm going to kill myself because my boss told me to stop screwing off" followed by "skipped work lol."
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Her work ethic wouldn't go well with the serfs in the trailers, but she'll fit right in with the pleasure slaves in the house.
 
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Corn Flakes said:
If she actually did that, I wouldn't knock her for it. I've had to help calm children down after car accidents and stuffed animals and other small gifts are good for it. Anything to distract the kid while the EMT/first responders do their job.

Keep in mind I said "if", though. I highly doubt anything about her tweet is true. Much more likely she imagined the whole thing.
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My theory is she forgot to take the plushie with her and like a true BPD skizo that always needs to look good, just constructed the whole story of giving it to some poor kid.
 
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The Angry Polack said:
My favorite this about her is how she'll tweet "napping at work" and shit like that followed by "OMG I'm going to kill myself because my boss told me to stop screwing off" followed by "skipped work lol." Also, why would you not check the social media of someone who's going to be alone with your children? Good god.
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Not to A-log, but I really feel almost obligated to tell her boss about the crazy bullshit that she posts. Not because I want to get her fired, but because I'm sincerely worried about her boss' home and children (I think that she's more likely to carry out property damage as revenge than actually harm the children, but you can never be too sure with crazies). The only thing that stays my hand is the fact that her boss really should be checking some of this shit out on her own; she doesn't need to Facebook stalk her or anything, just a quick glance at her posts should do the trick.
 
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Boris Blank's glass eye said:
Now that's gonna be the real T-virus. Attack of the Am Hole Zombies! Resident Kevin!
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What Kevin thinks hell turn into:
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What he'll really turn into:
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Bubonic_Vague said:
Paul looks genuinely happy, way happier than in his wedding photos with Sky
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Why am I only seeing these for the first time now....?! :story:

Lubby Smith said:
Never before seen photos from the wedding of Paul and Sky_is_a_void. (Note: Sky is the only non-trans trancher. He's just a faggot.)
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Pure cope. Paul's mom tried to fat shame him out of wearing the dress because Paul is fat, not because the dress is black. And why couldn't he successfully uninvite his mom? Probably because she paid for everything.
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Panzerfrau said:
Our girl getting ready to become a Trancher
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Oh and she also skipped work because fuck you
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She's dressed pretty well. Does daddy send her an allowance? Maybe Bonnie isn't just in it for the sex. He might be planning on draining her bank account, too.

Also, every video this chick does with the fake cowboy alter makes me think she is just pretending to be Penny. An almost offensive parody of him, tbh, which makes it hilarious.

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Quick rundown on Kindness' alters.

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Is she using some kind of voice modulator for some of her alters? Kind of sounds like it.

Surfin Terf said:
Not to A-log, but I really feel almost obligated to tell her boss about the crazy bullshit that she posts. Not because I want to get her fired, but because I'm sincerely worried about her boss' home and children (I think that she's more likely to carry out property damage as revenge than actually harm the children, but you can never be too sure with crazies). The only thing that stays my hand is the fact that her boss really should be checking some of this shit out on her own; she doesn't need to Facebook stalk her or anything, just a quick glance at her posts should do the trick.
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The boss probably did google her name when she was hired, but her social media doesn't actually have her real name attached does it? Of course, getting involved with the tranch changes all that. Mom's going to learn a hard lesson. Never, ever hire a nanny on the cheap. Good child care is expensive. Anyone willing to work for low pay is either illegally in the country and/or someone who should never, ever be around kids.

Beating Women said:
Why am I only seeing these for the first time now....?! :story:
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I don't know how I missed them, either. I thought I had read the whole thread. Wow, Bonnie has gotten so much fatter. Surprisingly, Sky has actually gotten better looking. He looks horrid in the wedding photos, but looks kind of ordinary in the latest tranch photos.

Bonnie is just like every other troon. They try to pass at first, realize it will never work, and then just stop trying.
 
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