DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Vic Viper T301]

I gotta say, one of the funniest things about Phil is when he complains to companies online and cannot tell the difference between a real person and an automated response by a bot.

 

[Jasper2K]

Tales would for sure be more engaging. whether or not you are into the anime esc thing. Life is Strange True Colors just seems slow and definitely not a "streaming" game.

For someone so concerned about their buisness he really doesn't pick games that are exciting for a normal viewers. No one new is going to watch phil play true colors doesn't matter how good the game is.

 

[ProvenWrong]

I gotta say, one of the funniest things about Phil is when he complains to companies online and cannot tell the difference between a real person and an automated response by a bot.

LMAO!!!!

This dude, man.

TWITCH OWES ME AN APOLOGY!!!

BURGER KING OWES ME AN APOLOGY.

Who is next on his list ? His parents ? Jasper ? God himself??

Found out next time on Goutball Z!

Edit: I listened to it more.. He was trapped!!!

LMAO.

Dude, back up or just drive and don't order.

If Phil really seen this drug bullshit story he must've been panicking like a mother fucker. Then again I heard Seattle is ran by a Libtard Governor and went kinda to shit.

 

[Neo Geo Conversion]

I really really want to understand the mindset of these people. You don't have much money, certainly less than Phil. You've openly admitted to struggling to pay your bills. What coerces you to give him $100? For what? You're getting nothing. You know you're getting nothing. Phil doesn't respect you whatsoever for giving him this money.

I know these idiots are far from the only ones. Many streamers get lots of money for nothing. There's Amberlynn Reid who sits everyday in front of the screen daily doing absolutely nothing but being a fat bag of shit and people throw money at her while she openly scoffs at them.

Do some people just enjoy burning money? I guess so. I need to stop thinking about this.

It’s pretty simple I think. Those supporters think that it makes the trolls mad. The us versus them dynamic has kept Phil afloat for years. As long as we exist, they will.

 

[Surly Muppet]

I gotta say, one of the funniest things about Phil is when he complains to companies online and cannot tell the difference between a real person and an automated response by a bot.

Also in the list of 'Weird Things Phil Lies About For No Reason', he originally claimed that he filed the complaint immediately on his phone while in the car with Kat, after throwing his chicken out.
Tonight this has been amended to filing the complaint later, on Sunday night.

From this I think we can conclude one crucial thing: He absolutely devoured that chicken.

 

[Fapcop]

Interesting rewrite of the story. Phil must have read us laughing at him not just returning the burger and getting a different one, so for the first time we hear how “the door was locked”.

LMAO!!!!

This dude, man.

TWITCH OWES ME AN APOLOGY!!!

BURGER KING OWES ME AN APOLOGY.

Who is next on his list ? His parents ? Jasper ? God himself??

Found out next time on Goutball Z!

Edit: I listened to it more.. He was trapped!!!

LMAO.

Dude, back up or just drive and don't order.

If Phil really seen this drug bullshit story he must've been panicking like a mother fucker. Then again I heard Seattle is ran by a Libtard Governor and went kinda to shit.

How exactly is it the franchisee’s fault that drug addicts are shooting up nearby?!

Phil keeps bringing it up, as if the franchise owner had personally invited them there, given them free needles and said: “Remember! If you see Philip Burnell, I want to see those syringes go into overdrive!”

I wonder what “compensation” Phil expects from the bots he keeps emailing?

I hope he gets either a half assed apology from the regional manager, or a coupon for ONE 6$ sandwich.

Apologies without $$ attached are worthless to the pigroach, and he’s way too greedy to accept merely a replacement sandwich. He’s hoping for a 50$ giftcard or something similarly outrageous.

Any fair compensation in the form of another sandwich or merely an apology will result in another lengthy rant from Phil about all the time he spent pursuing chicken sandwich justice, and how it’s just not good enough.

ALSO: Note the sociopathic way he hopes the franchisee “will be punished!”

How dare this man sell a less than perfect sandwich to DSP?!! Losing his livelihood would at least be a start towards compensating Phil and on the long road towards healing!

 

[JamFlowMan]

Also in the list of 'Weird Things Phil Lies About For No Reason', he originally claimed that he filed the complaint immediately on his phone while in the car with Kat, after throwing his chicken out.
Tonight this has been amended to filing the complaint later, on Sunday night.

From this I think we can conclude one crucial thing: He absolutely devoured that chicken.

Really can't believe the drama queen doesn't bitch to these places on Twitter. He does it with Youtube so why not Burger King? I can already see his smug response when Burger King's bot sends a generic apology because the guy who makes in a year what Phil makes in a month put an extra squirt of ketchup on his sandwich.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

DSP might as well be a soy wojak holding his phone up to his webcam. Deboonked!

 

[grump]

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Let's make this tragedy all about me/ Happy DDay gin tweet 2021 edition. Now with 'making the comparison by implication' galaxy brain strategy to try to shield himself as if we were braindead and it wasn't completely obvious what he's doing.

 

[PieceofShet]

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Did he just compare his conspiracy problems to 911's? HOLY FUCKIN SHIT.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Did he just compare his conspiracy problems to 911's? HOLY FUCKIN SHIT.

Phil must then think we're some targeted propaganda terrorists.

 

[SauceRyuKen]

We've just played 12 minutes and Last Stop. We're playing Life Is Tumblr Color Filters.

Can't play Lost Judgment and Tales of Arise. It's a variety stream. And when we play Lost Judgment you bet it's gonna be on very normal.

A variety of walking simulators and games for children, he meant. Warioware, No More Heroes 3, all that gets skipped in favour of more walking sims. Good thing the trend is dying or it's literally all he'd ever play. Once again, it's been months since he played anything remotely entertaining.

 

[grump]

A variety of walking simulators and games for children, he meant. Warioware, No More Heroes 3, all that gets skipped in favour of more walking sims. Good thing the trend is dying or it's literally all he'd ever play. Once again, it's been months since he played anything remotely entertaining.

the funny thing is in RL it wouldn't be suprising if he failed the challenge of a walking sim almost as badly as the challenges of conventional games.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Did he just compare his conspiracy problems to 911's? HOLY FUCKIN SHIT.

Just for posterity, that tweet was made at around 0:30 Seattle time. He waited for this year's 9/11 to be 30 minutes old before comparing himself to it, what a class act. Expect more unhinged rants on the prestream!

 

[Fapcop]

Did he just compare his conspiracy problems to 911's? HOLY FUCKIN SHIT.

What “conspiracy problem”?!

Phil doesn’t have a “conspiracy problem”.

He has a “proof problem”. Detractors can prove their claims. Phil has had numerous opportunities to prove his claims, but never has.

Oh, and let’s not forget that just a few days ago, Phil declared that he doesn’t give a shit about 9/11.

A burger slightly inconveniencing him, is a much bigger deal for Phil than a terrorist attack killing 3000.

 

[ProvenWrong]

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What? Not trying to get off topic, but... Isn't that the point of the steel..? To hold up the building and stop it from collapsing? Weird.

Anyway back to Phil, looking for Clout once again by something not even related to him at all, but makes it all about him.

It's Kobe and the game save all over again

 

[Meerkat Ink]

What “conspiracy problem”?!

Phil doesn’t have a “conspiracy problem”.

He has a “proof problem”. Detractors can prove their claims. Phil has had numerous opportunities to prove his claims, but never has.

Oh, and let’s not forget that just a few days ago, Phil declared that he doesn’t give a shit about 9/11.

A burger slightly inconveniencing him, is a much bigger deal for Phil than a terrorist attack killing 3000.

"I don't care about anything, unless I can twist it to be about me. Then I really care and it's a serious issue".

This is also how quickly DSP became a "proud ally" when he thought kissing up to LGBTs would get him some clout. He really genuinely stands for nothing, cares about nothing else and no one else (hey, don't listen to me, listen to his friends John and Howard who said the exact same thing), and supports NOTHING that doesn't in some way relate to him or he can use to frame himself as the victim.

So yes in his eyes, people accusing him of spending thousands WITH PROOF that he's connected to all these accounts is just as harmful as random people in the internet making up stoner conspiracy theories about the most notorious terrorist act of all time.

Sounds good? Fair enough.

 

[Fapcop]

BTW: It’s really mind boggling how boring and empty DSPs hermit life is.

Something that would barely qualify as a minor inconvenience to one of us: Exchanging a less than perfect sandwich for a slightly less misshapen one, is the absolute highlight of his week.

He keeps showing the picture, trying to make it a meme of sorts, keeps bringing it up like a college student bringing up a particularly wild party last weekend. Keeps retelling his David vs. Goliath Burger King email bot response saga.

And the really wild part: His low IQ hermit brain doesn’t understand how boring and pathetic it is, nor how his own chat is laughing about it.

The man makes over 10 grand a month, and a subpar sandwich is the most exciting thing he has experienced for a while!!!

Wowza! No wonder he seeks refuge in gin and Gacha games.

EDIT:

"I don't care about anything, unless I can twist it to be about me. Then I really care and it's a serious issue"

@Black Jim Absolutely. Just as a minor example: The addicts shooting up behind the BK.

Anyone else could or would have went on to talk about the tragedy of the opiate crisis or how Seattle’s clownworld Democrat mayor is turning the city into a shithole. Anything.

Phil? Nah... For him they’re just a minor prop he uses to make his sandwich story even more dramatic. Who cares about addicts or societal problems. The important thing is: PHIL GOT A SANDWICH HE WASNT HAPPY WITH!!!

 

[Friendly Primarina]

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Learn the difference between "queue" and "cue," retard.

 

[Iron Father]

I don't know much about using hard drugs but I've known a lot of junkies, I've been homeless and witnessed a lot of drug use and I've seen movies, documentaries etc and not once in my entire life have I ever heard of a junkie shooting up into their calf muscle.

Is this a thing? Please educate me, not pretending to know everything about this, but if not it sounds like DSP witnessed a homeless person doing an intramuscular injection into their calf muscle for a health issue, and assumed the worst.