Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Shrekking Crew]

Eh. For the caliber of troons you get from the tranch and from Twitter, sure, because they're doing this shit for exhibitionist and manipulative reasons. Actually transitioning and resetting your endocrine system is like a lottery, who knows what you're gonna get.

I'll tell you something you always know you're gonna get.

Mountains of Copium.

 

[Neko GF]

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"Concern trolling" is the dumbest thing I've ever heard of. Imagine taking that concern and demanding people not bother you, and for those same people (who might actually be concerned about Kevin) to "do better." He drives away even the most genuine of followers with that attitude. Though that might just be his intention.

Anyone who even attempts to contact Kev to help him any way clearly hasn't looked at his account for even a split-second. Even the most quickest look at that shit to be more than enough to show that Kevin is to mentally defective to be helped.

 

[Law]

Imagine self-caring yourself into an early grave.
Need some whiskey, cocaine, and unfiltered cigarettes for my #selfcare, please buy them for me.
Also imagine being an anarcho-whatever who rails against the excesses of capitalism then soothes the pain with a Big Mac or five.

 

[Constellationzero]

Everyone on the ranch has a LONG list of mental and physical disorders that they fake. They have an unspoken gentleman's agreement to not call each other out for pretending, no matter how batshit the claim.



This makes them sitting ducks for a TRULY mentally insane person. They think she's faking everything like they are. They are in for a very rude wake up call.



Also, I absolutely guarantee that she, in classic BP manner, play them all off against each other. I am so happy for all of this.

You are 1,000% right on the money. Buckle in, buckeroos, because if you've worked case management, jail, mental health, homeless shelter. etc. before, you're in for the wildest ride of your life.

You will not be disappointed. Stay tuned.

 

[Piss Bear]

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How is a supposed FtM being with a MtF gay even with their logic? With their fairytale logic it’s a guy fucking a girl. Without the logic it’s still a guy fucking a girl. This stumped me.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

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How is a supposed FtM being with a MtF gay even with their logic? With their fairytale logic it’s a guy fucking a girl. Without the logic it’s still a guy fucking a girl. This stumped me.

I had this same question. I thought on it a bit, and I think they just hate anything straight so much that they can't acknowledge themselves as doing anything straight in any situation. Remember all of that seetheposting about "the straights?"

 

[behindyourightnow]

Everyone on the ranch has a LONG list of mental and physical disorders that they fake. They have an unspoken gentleman's agreement to not call each other out for pretending, no matter how batshit the claim.


This makes them sitting ducks for a TRULY mentally insane person. They think she's faking everything like they are. They are in for a very rude wake up call.


Also, I absolutely guarantee that she, in classic BP manner, play them all off against each other. I am so happy for all of this.

Agreed. I have been out of the thread for a while and these updates are amazing. It's like a burning tractor trailer slowlyyyyy hurtling towards the Tranch while the men all sit inside thinking "I can't wait to have sex with that burning tractor trailer!"

Anyone with the teeniest, tiniest experience of this kind of BPD person knows exactly what will happen as soon as someone like this joins a group, but they are too dumb and horny to figure it out. God, I cannot wait.

 

[Panzerfrau]

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How is a supposed FtM being with a MtF gay even with their logic? With their fairytale logic it’s a guy fucking a girl. Without the logic it’s still a guy fucking a girl. This stumped me.

Can't be bothered to look for an exact tweet because this bitch posts too much, but iirc her version is that one of her "female lesbian alters" was doing schmecks with BonBon - see, you can't be inconsistent if it was your imaginary friend

 

[Shrekking Crew]

She's got people fighting over the controls like some kind of gross hairy sexual Megazord.

 

[AMHOLIO]

You're allegedly a rancher. Go experience feeling empathy for another living creature for awhile by doing your job.

Don't say that, the more time they spend around the pacas the more they'll want to kill them for sapping energy away without giving anything back.

What I can infer from that is that bonnie arranged for stella to visit for visit for the weekend, and then purposely didn't bother to tell kev about it....

Wonder what the sleeping arrangements are.

If Sky somehow magically gets into a threesome, then all in one bed. But that won't happen, he's going to be a seething male with rage on the floor of the living room tonight. Maybe he can stand in the barn with the pacas.

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"Concern trolling" is the dumbest thing I've ever heard of. Imagine taking that concern and demanding people not bother you, and for those same people (who might actually be concerned about Kevin) to "do better." He drives away even the most genuine of followers with that attitude. Though that might just be his intention.

Concern trolling matches up to drive by trolling in stupid things followed by "-trolling". Kevin's butthurt and wants to pretend he ain't.

It cost 0 dollars to leave twitter. Hell, the electric bill will pay you more for transformers if someone doesn't embezzle it first.

I had this same question. I thought on it a bit, and I think they just hate anything straight so much that they can't acknowledge themselves as doing anything straight in any situation. Remember all of that seetheposting about "the straights?"

Bonnie, Kevin, and all other AGPs on the farm are legitimately doing it all as the most extreme form of lesbian fetishism. There is nothing more extreme than taking E and possible surgery to RP as a chick who wants to fuck other chicks. This is the most endgame thing they could do for their fetish outside of reincarnation (lol).

Alyssa/Kindness on the otherhand is also at an extreme, but a different one: attention grabbing. Whether she sees transitioning as munchausen territory or just the most special thing on the planet special or both, she WANT to be special and she WANTS the attention. Being a "lbg" on top of T (straight troons <<< troonsbians) would be the most special on planet special with a capital special with the unique glitter pen flair at the top, the most attention grabbing thing. Fucking a transwoman as a man would be horrible and give up one victim card, fucking a transwoman as a queer nonbinary woman is the true peak special.

Basically, this was the only possible conclusion when two troons of opposite genders have sexual relationships with each other. BUT I'M STILL GAY FOR MY FETISH/ATTENTION DO NOT STOP THINKING I'M GAY. We really need to chlorinate the lgbt club more, we got too many straights with extra steps in here.


Speaking of only logical conclusions, I just realized BPD women are close to the troon dream girl, particularly Kevin and pals. They want a woman with boundless energy who LOVES pleasing people and needs extra care (being a little + mental trauma) and agrees with almost everything you say, but is still a slutfreak in bed and will indulge in their kinks on tap (like incels dream girl obviously). The only things she has against her is that she's neither inflated or a furry. I don't know why I didn't make the connection before, now I'm not surprised anymore. Just very, very disappointed.

 

[Bubonic_Vague]

The cherry on top of this whole rotten sundae would be Sky and Jarrod, as the only "normal" males on the Tranch, being thrown together more than usual and going full Brokeback Mountain homo.

 

[glass_houses]

The cherry on top of this whole rotten sundae would be Sky and Jarrod, as the only "normal" males on the Tranch, being thrown together more than usual and going full Brokeback Mountain homo.

Jarrod is a troon, he's on hormones or is applying for hormones iirc. Sky is supposed to be a genderless blob or something like that.

@Aaa0aaa0 She's absolutely a furry, they all met at a furry con, remember?

 

[Sarah Connor]

Earl only you can stop this lunacy from happening!

In all seriousness though, does Kev actually think he's gonna get pussy? His Cucumber has already fucked off with the clown hooker and this True and Honest Woman is only going solely for Alpha Chad Bonnie. If she is truly BPD and all these other mental illnesses/trauma as she claims this isn't going to end well for The Tranch. Any bets on what she's going to accuse them of?

 

[Old Fart]

Kevin and Alyssa: two grown-ups pretending to be the opposite sex showing off each other's children toys as a prelude to sexual arousal. God, why hast thou forsaken us?

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

Any bets on what she's going to accuse them of?

"Gaslighting" and emotional abuse, at a minimum

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

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How is a supposed FtM being with a MtF gay even with their logic? With their fairytale logic it’s a guy fucking a girl. Without the logic it’s still a guy fucking a girl. This stumped me.

I’ve had to stop myself making posts about this so many times. It is lunacy but Kevin and co literally masterbate to the idea that their “gender anarchy” causes us “cissys” aneurysms.

Honestly I consider this post post post post post post post modern gender bending stuff the equivalent of a child who starts babbling and making up words because they are losing an argument. It’s the ultimate cope and removal of the goal posts, there is nothing that we can say that’s grounded in fact because they just make up random bullshit.

a normal human: “so wait, doesn’t it just make you guys a straight couple?”

tranchereeenos: “well obviously not because later she’s gonna stick it in my błœrgeñ ßlocklēr with faes gender healing crystals and 鸡肉汤非常好 and our they/it/no agender life coach will read us passages from the ethical slut book”

normal human: “…..what?”

tranchereeenos: “ lol fucking cis subhuman trash doesn’t even know what a błœrgeñ is, do you even level 846 trans-ethiran-native? You mad over our gender anarchy bro ? ”

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

"Gaslighting" and emotional abuse, at a minimum

There will be a rape accusation. When one of her "alters" cheats on Bonnie, she will claim it was rape because the incel tranchers are all aware that she doesn't want to fuck anyone else but Bonnie and it will be their responsibility to turn down the other slutty alters who "don't know" that her body belongs to Bonnie. She accused her last roommate of the very same thing.

Is she bringing her pet rats to the tranch when she moves in? That could be interesting with all those dogs and cats around.

 

[Law]

Having to play alters with someone all day sounds fucking exhausting. It's like non-consensual Dungeons and Dragons.

I can totally imagine the meltdown when some tranchero doesn't remember that he's talking to Captain or Lady Ponyta or whoever the fuck she made up that day.
"No Bonnie I'm using a British accent, that means Captain is fronting so you need to use zir pronouns. Gosh, why would you abuse me in this way? Should I tweet that you're plural-phobic?"

Also watch Kevin remember his plurality once she shows up. I can totally imagine him trying to out-alter her then hiding in his room when Bonnie gives her more attention.

 

[Miss Chance]

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I don't need to care about narcissistic individuals. No-one does. They care about themselves more than anyone else ever could!

 

[RazorBackBacon]

It's like non-consensual Dungeons and Dragons.

D&D at least gives me fireballs and big tiddy elf chicks.