US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[NyQuilninja]

Well my fellow Americans and Kiwis. Today marks one of darkest chapters in American history. We are not facing enemy's in distant lands far from the safety of are shores. No the enemy we face now is are self's. For far to long we have turned a blind eye to greed corruption and apathy.
We have let grifters hustlers and men of weak character divide us. We have witnessed the rich inheritance are forefathers blessed us with squandered on people who neither believe in nor defend this once prosperous nation. In this time of great crisis forces of own making have set up a system of enslavement. The entirety of are governmental authority is beyond recognition of the founding principles and traditions of the people it rules over. The future ahead of us will most likely bring hardships and crushing humility upon us.
Do not falter with disparities or thoughts of hopelessness. Change is a constant force and how we choose to respond to the coming trials will shape are destiny going forward

 

[LurkTrawl]

I've got a less melodramatic and flowery sentiment.

Happy government overreach day. Fuck the media. Fuck the feds. Fuck the government in general. Dismantle the CIA and the NSA, fire everyone at the top levels of the FBI.

Go get yourself some cheap booze and stay home from work.

 

[Fluoxetine Man]

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The hivemind has reviewed the claim about the hivemind committing illegal activities and the hivemind has found the hivemind innocent of any wrong doings

Another Gweilo trick!

 

[Trianon]

I found the child sniffing, election stealing dementia patient's Obama's Speech writer's 9/11 speech rather trite, after the spergfest about impatience towards the unvaxxed the other day. The calls for unity after that speech is fucking hilarious.

“Unity is what makes us who we are — America at its best,” Biden said. “To me that’s the central lesson of September 11,” he added. “Unity is our greatest strength.”

"We learned that unity is the one thing that must never break," he added.

That's some real double speak there. Unity is the one thing that must never break, huh? What if you have people who are united by their beliefs... say in not getting vaccinated? Or unity behind a duly elected president? Or unity towards organizing to reclaim that freedom of government?

There's a really good, short opinion piece on forced unity if anyone wants to read it.

The fascist dictatorship's slogan in the movie version of V for Vendetta is "strength through unity, unity through faith." That's what it reminds me of.

It is also in direct opposition to "diversity is our greatest strength."

The fact is that they chipped away at our unity on purpose. They told us we had to be ashamed of our country and are pikachu facing over finding it was the strongest thing holding us together. Which wouldn't be a huge deal if they let federalism do its work, but they hate the idea that cons are living relatively free lives without them in red states.

 

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I wonder if it's $600 because that's about the price of a brand new GLOCK.

If I had to guess? There's probably some law or regulation that makes $600 a magic number which is what Biden's owners are hoping to slide this in under. Something that prevents the government from looking at "too small" a transaction, and the not-small ones are allowed to be examined because in theory that would be banks and the like. Of course, such regulations were never meant to be applied to literally everyone alive in America, so...

I found the child sniffing, election stealing dementia patient's Obama's Speech writer's 9/11 speech rather trite, after the spergfest about impatience towards the unvaxxed the other day. The calls for unity after that speech is fucking hilarious.

“Unity is what makes us who we are — America at its best,” Biden said. “To me that’s the central lesson of September 11,” he added. “Unity is our greatest strength.”

"We learned that unity is the one thing that must never break," he added.

That's some real double speak there. Unity is the one thing that must never break, huh? What if you have people who are united by their beliefs... say in not getting vaccinated? Or unity behind a duly elected president? Or unity towards organizing to reclaim that freedom of government?

There's a really good, short opinion piece on forced unity if anyone wants to read it.

He's using Motte and Bailey rhetoric tactics.

Unity is everyone getting along with each other to work towards a common goal, no one can complain about that.

But Unity is also you shutting the fuck up and obeying your betters, you retarded niggercattle faggot.

What, you object to that? Why don't you want to get along with other people to work towards a common goal?!

 

[Billy Beer]

Biden is doing a pre-recorded message because it's more respectful than him fluffing a live speech.

The vax mandate will never come in to force. It's being issued to boost jab numbers. The UK has just binned 9 million jabs and considered discussing a vax passport JUST to boost numbers, it was never going to be enforced. Very few people who haven't been jabbed will now get jabbed, regardless of threat.

There will be no Civil war 2, concentration camps or mass-rounding up of non jabbed.

This is the peak of shit mountain. Well done, you've made the climb to the top. Enjoy the view, rest a while, things get easier and better from here on in.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Time for the litany of bad to downright shameful 9/11 takes boys (this was a rather early contender for the worst)
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Bastions of homomatriarchy such as Saudi Arabia, Lebanon, UAE, and Egypt melted the steel beams of heteropatriarchal capitalism.

 

[Garm]

Biden is doing a pre-recorded message because it's more respectful than him fluffing a live speech.

The vax mandate will never come in to force. It's being issued to boost jab numbers. The UK has just binned 9 million jabs and considered discussing a vax passport JUST to boost numbers, it was never going to be enforced. Very few people who haven't been jabbed will now get jabbed, regardless of threat.

There will be no Civil war 2, concentration camps or mass-rounding up of non jabbed.

This is the peak of shit mountain. Well done, you've made the climb to the top. Enjoy the view, rest a while, things get easier and better from here on in.

Sadly you make too much sense to refute. This was a nonsensical power grab. It will just make Biden look weak and ineffectual for what, a few million getting jabbed? It may just be too early in the morning.

 

[Confused Doggo]

An SS officer confesses about his experience ushering Jews to the death camps during the Nuremburg Trials, 1945:
"I could tell you each and every part of that journey from memory. I could tell you where the tracks wind and bend, where the wind blows due to a break in the trees....the first corner you turn when you see it; miles away and covered in fog, but unmistakable: the tower. I felt like I didn't have any agency - just being forced back and forth along that hellish track to damnation. The worst part wasn't the screams, but the silence, because in that silence I only had myself for company; me and my thoughts left to bask in an eternity while we contemplated my place in hell."

"Each and every day I told myself that I'd do something, that I'd quit, leave, never look back. I never did. I kept getting paid and I kept going home. And that's what the worst part is - living with yourself. It's not the knowledge that you're having a hand in the murder of so many people, it's the fact that you can still sleep at night. I close my eyes and all I can see is that tower of ash, floating skyward against a red sky. Then, the raining down of a thousand souls, dancing in the wind. I'll never forget the way it burns your throat as you try and breathe a taste of the hellish sulphur that's to come. The way it forces tears in your eyes. There comes a point where the faces of the people you've wronged become too many to recognize in a dream; they merge and they change and they become all consuming."

"No longer recognisable individuals, but an entire consciousness within your thoughts. I was once on the path when it began to snow, and from behind me I heard the laughter of a child as she reached her hand out and let a snowflake fall onto her hand, melting into nothing within a few seconds. Amidst all the screams, the curses, the cries... the sound of that laughter was the most haunting thing I have ever known. I won't beg for forgiveness. I don't want it. I don't deserve it. Whatever is coming for me after I die, I embrace as inevitable and just."

Judge: ".....do you have any final words?"

"Take what I did. Learn from it. Spread it so far and wide that to deny it is lunacy. But, most importantly.....never, EVER think you are not capable of it."

@Vyse Inglebard
...Did you just quote "Thomas Faces His Crimes Against Humanity"?

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

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Is this an edit, or did they seriously chose his incoherent speech about his hairy legs and molesting children to put in the Hall of Presidents ride?

Time for the litany of bad to downright shameful 9/11 takes boys (this was a rather early contender for the worst)
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We weren't attacked because we 're capitalists, we were attacked because of our support for Israel.

 

[Billy Beer]

Sadly you make too much sense to refute. This was a nonsensical power grab. It will just make Biden look weak and ineffectual for what, a few million getting jabbed? It may just be too early in the morning.

Weak? Come on buddy you know the tactic.

When the UK gov wants to raise petrol prices, it puts then up by 10p. There's a huge backlash and then they say "we've heard what you've said and we're a party of the people, so it will only go up 4p". People cheer thinking democracy works but the petrol prices have still gone up.

Biden will say he's a leader of the people and pull out the plan that works for everyone, which would have looked bad had he pulled out that plan to start with.

There's a psychological experiment where people put their hands in cold water for 45 seconds, then the temp is raised by 1 degree for 15 seconds. They then put their hand in even colder water for 60 seconds, then the temp is raised 5 degrees for 15 seconds. People prefer the second test because it has a better ending.

 

[LurkTrawl]

This is the peak of shit mountain. Well done, you've made the climb to the top. Enjoy the view, rest a while, things get easier and better from here on in.

I seriously, heavily doubt that we're at the peak of shit mountain. Several points throughout human history show that things can and often do get much, much worse than this, and the 2020's are looking to be the "...and it did get worse" decade.

 

[There'll be another time]

So, if even they're starting to admit that, what now then, Joe?

 

[LaxerBRO]

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so what's up with Alaska?

Alaskan Indians and Welfare druggies wanting more gibs.

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So, if even they're starting to admit that, what now then, Joe?

I would venture that a lot of those pushing vaccines are betting that those people that are vaxxed just don't follow the news.

I believe that most of the pro-vax general public sees vaccination as the way out of this, two weeks to flatten the curve and all that other broken promises be damned, the only issue I see with that is with COVID being endemic and all the new variants popping up, this shit will never end.

 

[lolwut]

I've seen a lot of people talking about suing their employers for getting fired over the Mark of the Beast Fauci Ouchie, and they should, but what about the employers, themselves, suing the feds? Any company with balls should, the second this gets struck down, file suit to be reimbursed by the government for the illegal fines for employing the unvaxxed/lost revenue from being forced to terminate them.

My employer hasn't said anything about it yet, but attacking their integrity and unwillingness to take a stand for reliable employees that bust their asses for the bosses is going to be my first move before I force them to fire me over this nonsense. I can't see the old jarhead I work for taking too well to having the word 'cowardice' spat in his face.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Ehh Belfast and NI kicked off becuase decades of mistreatment against a specific group, which had feuds dated back centuries, you lads haven't gotten to that stage yet.

The constant discrimination against white people notwithstanding, of course. Just what I expected from a Europoor faggot.

@Vyse Inglebard
...Did you just quote "Thomas Faces His Crimes Against Humanity"?

Yes, I did. It was just way too fitting of a response to @Jet Fuel Johnny's comment about facism.

 

[In Memoriam]

I work for a huge global conglomerate that is usually in lockstep with the Democrat agenda. They have very pointedly emailed us that we are a workforce that’s a mix of vaccinated and unvaccinated people and they will follow CDC guidelines (the subtext being, NOT EOs). I’m truly shocked. Good job Biden you absolute retard - you’ve managed to piss off the last faction that supported you!

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

things get easier and better from here on in

Good to see some optimism, can you expand on why you think this?

 

[Sithis]

Watching the 9/11 memorial services and pretty sure I just saw the Resident in the background... Wtf did the asshole actually go to a memorial service that he was specifically asked by victims families to not attend?

 

[Standardized Profile]

We weren't attacked because we 're capitalists, we were attacked because of our support for Israel.

We were attacked because of our support for Saudi Arabia. The 1996 and 1998 fatwas are almost entirely concerned with liberating the Land of the Two Holy Mosques from the Crusaders. The references to Israel and Iraq are there to gin up support from other terrorists, not a statement of purpose.