Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

My only question is why does he need to bring 4 different pairs of sneakers? I get having a pair to wear around and maybe a pair to work out in but not four to just tool around the casino in.

I could kinda get it if he didn't just wear beaters and shit all the time. I have some sneakers to wear with certain nicer shirts or suits but Junior isn't doing that.

 

[Pig Cups]

I imagine he just sits at home watching children's television and getting triggered at the dumbest shit possible until his wife comes home to take him out to dinner.

I wonder how he reacted to the fact that the third and current host of Blue’s Clues is a Portuguese guy who’s not white…

I imagine it looked like that scene from the 1970s-set cartoon F Is For Family where fat Bob Pogo is sitting on the sofa eating ice cream, and when he notices that the host of his favorite show has been switched from a white guy to a black, he rages and attempts to adjust the color contrast on the tube tv.

“(spits) WHAT THE FUCK?!! A COUPLE ASSASSINATIONS, AND THEY GET WHATEVER THEY WANT!!!”

 

[rubytintedchix]

Jr just being sad on social media about his wife.

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Probably texting Jim Traynor’s son. Also, she probably was packed a few days ago and packed shit that didn’t include mustard-stained wife beaters and bag full of cables for a PS5.

 

[Kosher Salt]

we may have another "subtle" troll on the CWJ FB group

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That's not very subtle.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

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At this point I can't tell if this just Jack being the general boomer retard he is, or if this is stroke brain.

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

At this point I can't tell if this just Jack being the general boomer retard he is, or if this is stroke brain.

One does not exclude the other i believe. Its a boomer retard strokebrain goin at it.

 

[Aaway]

That's not very subtle.

not if the person being trolled wasn't an absolute retard

but jack is beyond stupid (and lacks self-awareness) so little jabs like that go completely unnoticed. this is the same guy who didn't realize he was being trolled in every single live stream until after he had appointed trolls to be mods

 

[ZipDisk]

Jr. never had appropriate role models. He thinks picking at your wife bitchily is the correct thing to do.

 

[EnemyStand]

Jr. never had appropriate role models. He thinks picking at your wife bitchily is the correct thing to do.

Meanwhile, a real man would just grab the phone and say "I'll give it back when you finish packing." Why shame on the Internet?

Actually, scratch real man. That's what any normal adult would do.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

I had to look this up and now I remember this show. When I babysat my 3-4 year old nephew I’d put it on for him while I ignored it, hoping it would put him to sleep for a nap while I watched a game in the next room.

Why in the hell is this grown man looking forward to watching this?? It’s meant for 4 and unders. Even 5 year olds would likely be too developed for this show. My god this blob is such dumb douchebag

 

[salmonellajack]

It's kinda fucked. He dresses like a kid, he treats T like a mommy, he watches kids shows and kids movies, he loves Disney, he eats like a kid, he has never really had a job, etc...

 

[Anstiv]

not if the person being trolled wasn't an absolute retard

but jack is beyond stupid (and lacks self-awareness) so little jabs like that go completely unnoticed. this is the same guy who didn't realize he was being trolled in every single live stream until after he had appointed trolls to be mods

I imagine it's kind of hard to notice when trolls are poking you with a stick when your body is covered in 300lbs of fat. Really gotta hit the guy deep to get past the fat and wake him up from his slumber to notice anything at all.

 

[She Brings The Rain]

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*Unless you wore any type of scarf on your head, then fuck you, terrorist.

 

[Religion is Dead]

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*Unless you wore any type of scarf on your head, then fuck you, terrorist.

You guys missed the best fucking part of that.

 

[captkrisma]

*Unless you wore any type of scarf on your head, then fuck you, terrorist.

I remember very vividly that Sikhs were targeted as well, despite having absolutely nothing to do with Islam or 9-11.

 

[TurdFondler]

They meant to say "Democrats and Republicans stood together against towelheads"

 

[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

Tammy Jr is looking fat as fuck.
I bet Jack hasn't washed that mask since the last time he was forced to wear it.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I remember very vividly that Sikhs were targeted as well, despite having absolutely nothing to do with Islam or 9-11.

Yeah I remember the hell out of that. It was in the local news somewhere that a Sikh student had to get a rivet driven through his kirpan, it's a ceremonial dagger that all Sikhs carry, and the cries of "Sharia!" were deafening.

Not all brown people are Muslims. And yet the hate that some of these people got afterwards was terrible.

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Tammy Jr is looking fat as fuck.
I bet Jack hasn't washed that mask since the last time he was forced to wear it.

At least he's wearing one and not acting like a put upon little child being asked to put their coat on so they can leave.

And how much do you want to bet that he's going to make another post about how often does he have to eat a peanut so he can keep his mask off for the rest of the flight like he did last time?

And Tammy Jr is really getting fat.

 

[captkrisma]

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Tammy Jr is looking fat as fuck.
I bet Jack hasn't washed that mask since the last time he was forced to wear it.

She got married and immediately went full "sweatpants mode".

Jack is flaunting how he can drop his tray table down and it won't bang against his stomach. How fucking fat were you last year? Jesus christ.

Looks like he's on a Delta flight based on seat color. Delta doesn't do direct Las Vegas flights from Nashville, so he likely is on a flight from Atlanta to Vegas. Based off flight times and when it was posted, Jr took this picture when they landed in Atlanta.

They're on a Southwest flight that stops in Houston. The seatbacks on Delta flights have screens, while Southwest, being a budget airline, don't give you shit but the emergency pamphlet as your in-flight entertainment.

Edit: I also would never fly into Vegas on a Saturday night, because all the hotels double or sometimes triple their nightly rates. Whatever. A fool and his mommy wife's money are soon parted.