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Do we know if Phil likes trains? His ramblings about food constantly and the times that the slide pops up that doesn't quite cover his screen have him rocking back and forth while doing the pre stream. I think Phil has a form of autism that allows him to remember food and meals to an insane degree. I mean, it would explain so much about why he is such an idiot with everything else and why he spends so much money on WWE Champions instead of just creating a fucking savings account or an investment account with the money to save up for the future
 
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Piece of Peace said:
How do we know this? Seems like something that would be easy to verify.
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San Dimas High School said:
What makes you think that? It's the same sandwich, they're all the same. He's bitching like whatever he ordered isn't made in a factory somewhere along with 2 million others.

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I posted this earlier in the thread. BK wrappers have graphics on them that can be seen through the wrapper.
Burger:

And since the story keeps changing, chicken sandwich:

There are no graphics on his wrapper. Also, it's a burger today or a chicken sandwich?
 
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Love the fact Phil loves to self sabotage by playing shit games. He's playing a boring homosexual walking simulator for 200 derichs when he could be playing something actually fun like the new Wario Ware game. Surprisingly fun actually, and super short so he could cash in on the day 1 views and beat it in a couple streams even with all his stalling.
 
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King of Super Casualized said:
The Burger King saga also makes it so obvious he didn’t get vaccinated because that would have been transformed into a 3 season arc.
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it's obvious he didn't because he didn't bitchbrag about how he got vaccinated and how everyone should for their safety and etcetc

he has been mentioning "appointments" pretty frequently when talking about his "day out with his wife" though
 
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DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
Do we know if Phil likes trains? His ramblings about food constantly and the times that the slide pops up that doesn't quite cover his screen have him rocking back and forth while doing the pre stream. I think Phil has a form of autism that allows him to remember food and meals to an insane degree. I mean, it would explain so much about why he is such an idiot with everything else and why he spends so much money on WWE Champions instead of just creating a fucking savings account or an investment account with the money to save up for the future
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Phil isn't autistic. His brain has rotted from decades of social isolation and physical stagnation. He only cares about food and munny, which is why he can focus on those things Nothing else matters to him.
 
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Phil really does exercise your short and long term memory with the amount of retconning and contradictions he makes daily. Another story, another retcon on the Wolverine figure and how he was not spoiled getting handed expensive toys and game systems. Makin his dad wait in line for a Spawn figure tells me of course he wasn't entitled or spoiled. Nope.
 
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SkippyLongbottom said:
Phil really does exercise your short and long term memory with the amount of retconning and contradictions he makes daily. Another story, another retcon on the Wolverine figure and how he was not spoiled getting handed expensive toys and game systems. Makin his dad wait in line for a Spawn figure tells me of course he wasn't entitled or spoiled. Nope.
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The Spawn figure wasn't even for his birthday. He wanted it so he could resell it, and got very pissed that his dad DIDN'T get it.

It's very telling too that in his mind, because it's his birthday, suddenly it's not entitlement to expect a particular gift to be waiting for you. That IS the entitlement, Dave.
 
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ZehnBoat said:
yes to the first
and no because they use their time wisely to the second

oh hell phil, some streamers stream "full time" and hold down a job
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Some of the biggest streamers on twitch stream 7 days a week for like 10-15 hours a day, they do this because to them streaming isn't a job, it's just a hobby they managed to turn themselves into millionaires with.

We know DSP doesn't watch any streamers because if he did, he'd instantly realize just how shit his content is.
 
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arrivefriday said:
Some of the biggest streamers on twitch stream 7 days a week for like 10-15 hours a day, they do this because to them streaming isn't a job, it's just a hobby they managed to turn themselves into millionaires with.

We know DSP doesn't watch any streamers because if he did, he'd instantly realize just how shit his content is.
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phil doesn't even need to watch other streamers
when he watches himself he gets bored
 
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DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
Do we know if Phil likes trains? His ramblings about food constantly and the times that the slide pops up that doesn't quite cover his screen have him rocking back and forth while doing the pre stream. I think Phil has a form of autism that allows him to remember food and meals to an insane degree. I mean, it would explain so much about why he is such an idiot with everything else and why he spends so much money on WWE Champions instead of just creating a fucking savings account or an investment account with the money to save up for the future
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If it rocks like an autist, walks like an autist (his weird leaning backwards-swinging arms like a gorilla-walk) and talks like an autist, then it probably is an autist.

No train or overt Sonic interest, but you do have his forner autistic passion for Streetfighter and wrestling. Plus collecting all sorts of weird shit.

Personally I’ve always figured DSP was on the spectrum: A low IQ, high functioning autist. Just slightly less autistic and with 20% better social skills.
Heckler1 said:
Phil isn't autistic. His brain has rotted from decades of social isolation and physical stagnation. He only cares about food and munny, which is why he can focus on those things Nothing else matters to him.
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Y not both. He definitely have the autistic rocking (have you ever seen videos when he’s holding the camera? The man sways back and forth like a drunken Soviet sailor in a storm. Also got the tism walk and there’s a certain autistic touch to his language. (Like the man uses the exact same phrases he did 15+ years ago. Like: “It is what it is!”.

Now there’s no doubt that the hermit life has also done some damage. But could the hermit life partly be autism? He basically locked himself up even before he became a trolling target, and only went out when Panda insisted and came along as a tardwrangler.
 
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was playin' a zombie game last night that i've modded to be more difficult. was a group of 4 bandits infront of me standing near a fuel tank, I shot the tank causing it to explode, due to the explosion i lost sight of the bandits. so being the somewhat intelligent person I am, I checked the corpses. was 1 corpse that I saw, before I shot I counted 4 bandits, so there's 3 that ran off somewhere.

with this in mind I snuck around for a bit and sure enough was 3 bandits left that I killed. I wasn't taken surprise by any extra bandit.

I know this is just basic math and doesn't seem very impressive, but my point is, even though what I did was so very simple, it was still somewhat smart and it's something Phil would've never ever considered to do. I can not imagine playing through video games being as stupid as him where even the simplest intelligent action is just inconceivable.

think of all the times you did something smart and outsmarted the AI or lead them into a trap or manipulated their movement or something and really consider the fact, Phil's not smart enough to do whatever you did.
 
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