Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Puck]

Speak of the devil...He's returned to Maddox, via Madcucks:

Archived (720p):
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Also, I know I'm late in asking this, but why did Dick cut the original Dick Show hype intro from his clips? It's now just a quiet intro with his show's graphic shown for a second.

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[DirtyOldish_pol_tard]

That's the best way to enjoy it

3% of it is great stories and jokes and the other 97% is Stav saying "i'm gay" and then singing song parodies where he changes the lyrics to "im gay and i wanna suck my dad off" and they get $86k a month for it + merch money

Jesus Christ Sleepycabin would be millionaires now if they kept it up.

 

[GenericReviewerDraco]

800 pages of an insane contrarian. A masterful trainwreck in motion.

 

[Kramer on the phone]

800 pages of an insane contrarian. A masterful trainwreck in motion.

a year and a half ago it was like 20 pages and mostly of people saying how much they loved him and explaining to people "he's being a satirical character" 97% of the thread exists because of dick's response to the simpspiracy. Also shoutout to the weirdo on page 20 who called out the Bitchute ceo for saying they will have livestreaming up and running by march 1st 2020. its been a year and a half and its still not up. which is why ralphie-poo isn't there.

seriously read the first 20 pages and see how quickly public opinion has shifted, his reputation has done the reverse of face masks.

 

[AltisticRight]

a year and a half ago it was like 20 pages and mostly of people saying how much they loved him and explaining to people "he's being a satirical character" 97% of the thread exists because of dick's response to the simpspiracy. Also shoutout to the weirdo on page 20 who called out the Bitchute ceo for saying they will have livestreaming up and running by march 1st 2020. its been a year and a half and its still not up. which is why ralphie-poo isn't there.

seriously read the first 20 pages and see how quickly public opinion has shifted, his reputation has done the reverse of face masks.

He should wear a burka because I can't stand looking at that massive forehead and punchable face.

 

[Tom Myers]

These all fucking suck:

Are ya still making fun of Maddox bud?

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Are ya still making fun of Maddox bud?

Did he stop paying for vimeo for private videos? Jesus christ.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

800 pages of an insane contrarian. A masterful trainwreck in motion.

Maddax isn’t really a contrarian. His viewpoints are all based on his hedonistic needs and his need to ensure he’s a big, retarded fish in a tiny, autistic pond. Being a contrarian means that it’s part of an act and that there’s some consistency involved but there isn’t. Since he is a retarded coomer, he will side with whatever makes his dick hard, which is why he went so hard in the paint for Cuties, Ashleigh Coffin, MintSalad, and Isabella.

He’s a coomer for sure but not a contrarian.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Maddax isn’t really a contrarian. His viewpoints are all based on his hedonistic needs and his need to ensure he’s a big, retarded fish in a tiny, autistic pond. Being a contrarian means that it’s part of an act and that there’s some consistency involved but there isn’t. Since he is a retarded coomer, he will side with whatever makes his dick hard, which is why he went so hard in the paint for Cuties, Ashleigh Coffin, MintSalad, and Isabella.

He’s a coomer for sure but not a contrarian.

Contrarian is the wrong term, it's just straight oppositional defiance.

 

[Lugubrious]

Dick uploaded this video (They looked less worn out, so I looked it up and its from 2018 ) of High School girls reading Maddox's letter. Love that Dick can't stop checking them out the whole video:

Maxwell Kimball Shows Maddox’s Breakup Letter to Real Girls

Maxwell “The Silver Hammer” Kimball has created one of the most compelling films to ever come out of this show. In it, Kimball has a group of high school gir...

www.youtube.com

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Dick uploaded this video (They looked less worn out, so I looked it up and its from 2018 ) of High School girls reading Maddox's letter. Love that Dick can't stop checking them out the whole video:

Maxwell Kimball Shows Maddox’s Breakup Letter to Real Girls

Maxwell “The Silver Hammer” Kimball has created one of the most compelling films to ever come out of this show. In it, Kimball has a group of high school gir...

www.youtube.com

I mean, dick has always been kind of lecherous for any amount of pussy. He just used to have it come off as a chad move instead of the "please, just a crumb of pussy m'lady" that he does now.

 

[Niggernerd]

Yeah dick sucks now

In Soviet russia DICK SUCKS YOU!

Mega ninjad by @AnOminous

 

[Kramer on the phone]

Contrarian is the wrong term, it's just straight oppositional defiance.

no wonder him and null get along so well

 

[John Andrews Stan]

no wonder him and null get along so well

No wonder he’ll travel hundreds of miles to hang out with the mega-obese retarded felon Ethan Ralph and his hideous horsefriend who’s so thirsty for e-fame that she’ll let Ethan Ralph dump loads in her. These are the dregs of humanity.

 

[Kramer on the phone]

No wonder he’ll travel hundreds of miles to hang out with the mega-obese retarded felon Ethan Ralph and his hideous horsefriend who’s so thirsty for e-fame that she’ll let Ethan Ralph dump loads in her. These are the dregs of humanity.

hey could you remind me who Dick was willing to let move in with him back in march of last year? i know covid fucked up their plan but who was it again?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

hey could you remind me who Dick was willing to let move in with him back in march of last year? i know covid fucked up their plan but who was it again?

I don’t have my PhDax so I don’t know. Was it ugly pedo May’s fellow pedo ex, Digi? All the unwashed grotesque pedophiles are blurring together at this point. And I haven’t even done any of the drugs pregnant unsightly May is boasting about doing on a daily basis!

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

hey could you remind me who Dick was willing to let move in with him back in march of last year? i know covid fucked up their plan but who was it again?

Pretty sure it was Riley. I have no sources and I'm not gunna find them because I'm lazy as shit but I'm pretty sure it was him.

 

[soy_king]

These all fucking suck:

Are ya still making fun of Maddox bud?

I don't know if anyone's addressed this, but Dick clearly has a name search on YT and Twitter for not only his name but also Maddoxs, which is why he started annoying Cumtown about going on his show when one of their unaffiliated clip channels posted a clip from years ago of them discussing the lolsuit. I mean, how sad do you have to be to not only have a search for yourself, but also your greatest rival who you're supposedly so much better than?

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Dick uploaded this video (They looked less worn out, so I looked it up and its from 2018 ) of High School girls reading Maddox's letter. Love that Dick can't stop checking them out the whole video:

Maxwell Kimball Shows Maddox’s Breakup Letter to Real Girls

Maxwell “The Silver Hammer” Kimball has created one of the most compelling films to ever come out of this show. In it, Kimball has a group of high school gir...

www.youtube.com

There needs to be a sequel to this where high school girls read Dax’s simp texts and his passionate defense of Cuties. Then ask how they feel that his girlfriend is an elementary school teacher.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

There needs to be a sequel to this where high school girls read Dax’s simp texts and his passionate defense of Cuties. Then ask how they feel that his girlfriend is an elementary school teacher.

If I didn't mind exploiting my little sister for internet fame, I would ask her.