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Assuming that showing the current group of supporters the light

feel like anything regarding his supporters is folly. retards can and will spend their time and money on anything they want and trying to convince them otherwise is a wasted effort. it's why i never gave a shit about fred fuchs or tevin or any of phils fans. all i ever wanted was to watch the fat boy be bad at games.

don't get me wrong, i get the amusement from Derich or doxing his fans, I especially get it now that Phil has become so boring.

i just miss the old days of talkin' shit in the youtube comments while he did badly in every single fucking video game he ever played. gone are the days of watching phil stare dumbly at a Catherine puzzle that I solved in half a minute.
 
mid-stream update

$20, being hand held through his third run and taking all the credit for his amazing build that someone in chat told him to make

fake derichs have been derailing the stream

called Jasper "derich" lol

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mid-stream update

$20, being hand held through his third run and taking all the credit for his amazing build that someone in chat told him to make

fake derichs have been derailing the stream

called Jasper "derich" lol

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Lol, I’d like to imagine Phil has been lying this whole time, he lives with his mom and dad, Kat left and took jasper, so Phil decided to move Derich in with him. He gets Derich to wear a collar with a little bell and everything.
 
We're now up to $60 from Phil Smokes Crack, tipped in two $30 increments.
His message said he wasn't sure why people thought he was a troll, Phil helped him through some tough times, and Phil is his favorite streamer.

Meanwhile, he hasn't tipped since March according to PigPigGo, didn't pony up the full $60 he could afford to help Phil, and tipped with a message that sounds suspiciously like half the other messages Phil receives from his biggest fans. (EDIT: He has tipped lower values in the interim - @Piece of Peace has confirmed below!)

He then tipped the $3 left to get the hat with about 15 minutes left in the regular stream time.
Pattern recognition is a hell of a thing.

EDIT: Phil just openly complained he hadn't hit the tips goal in a while.
He hit it 3 days ago. And he was off for 1 of those days.
 
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We're now up to $60 from Phil Smokes Crack, tipped in two $30 increments.
His message said he wasn't sure why people thought he was a troll, Phil helped him through some tough times, and Phil is his favorite streamer.

Meanwhile, he hasn't tipped since March according to PigPigGo, didn't pony up the full $60 he could afford to help Phil, and tipped with a message that sounds suspiciously like half the other messages Phil receives from his biggest fans.

He then tipped the $3 left to get the hat with about 15 minutes left in the regular stream time.
Pattern recognition is a hell of a thing.

EDIT: Phil just openly complained he hadn't hit the tips goal in a while.
He hit it 3 days ago. And he was off for 1 of those days.
This is how he stream are now. low tips until the last 15 minutes then bam whales show up to pump his wallet full of fun money.

Remember this is also why he has no issue going OT, because he knows most of the time it's rewarded with another whale tip.
 
Phil is telling people to come and give Psychonauts a chance. He is loving the game and it seems like people have given up on it and left, so even if it isn't their cup of tea, they should come back and give it a chance. Phil doesn't want to do a stream of it if nobody is there to see it.

I mean, if you love the game, you could always finish it off stream and play something else.
But... it needs to be streamed, doesn't it, Phil? Because the hobby you're so passionate about, you will now no longer ever do unless it can be monetized.

The irony is, he'd probably end up with more money in his bank account if he streamed something else and finished Psychonauts off stream in his couch time, because then he wouldn't be forking out money on his mobile games.
 
We're now up to $60 from Phil Smokes Crack, tipped in two $30 increments.
His message said he wasn't sure why people thought he was a troll, Phil helped him through some tough times, and Phil is his favorite streamer.

Meanwhile, he hasn't tipped since March according to PigPigGo, didn't pony up the full $60 he could afford to help Phil, and tipped with a message that sounds suspiciously like half the other messages Phil receives from his biggest fans.

He then tipped the $3 left to get the hat with about 15 minutes left in the regular stream time.
Pattern recognition is a hell of a thing.

Here's what I've got in terms of his tipping history for anyone interested (I have stopped relying on PPG for any paypig with a name greater than 1-2 syllables, Dave has a MAJOR slurring problem).

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I'll just say that it's harder for Phil to be discovered on youtube for his streams than on twitch, I believe the days of the tut's and the E7's that just come in with a brinks truck are gone. Youtube streaming is not primitive, but it just doesn't have such easy access like twitch does. Most times you basically need to be subscribed or go to the person's channel to find their streams, or be super specific with filter searching and even then maybe won't work.
 
Phil is telling people to come and give Psychonauts a chance. He is loving the game and it seems like people have given up on it and left, so even if it isn't their cup of tea, they should come back and give it a chance. Phil doesn't want to do a stream of it if nobody is there to see it.

I mean, if you love the game, you could always finish it off stream and play something else.
But... it needs to be streamed, doesn't it, Phil? Because the hobby you're so passionate about, you will now no longer ever do unless it can be monetized.

The irony is, he'd probably end up with more money in his bank account if he streamed something else and finished Psychonauts off stream in his couch time, because then he wouldn't be forking out money on his mobile games.
He's very odd with certain games and he is defending Life Is Fuckin' Gay hardcore with the "I like the game and I'm having fun!" and anyone in the chat calling it boring and shit, can just shut up and leave!

Remember when Skyward Sword HD got dumped because peepul didn't like it, and it was boring? What up with that, Phil? People don't like this shit "game" and you still adamantly suck its cock every turn. Same could go for Last Stop. Oh, I see now. They are both walking sims and not actual videogames.

He has been playing A LOT of trash lately.
 
I wonder how much longer until he threatens to send Life Is gay: True Autism to ban world? I still can't wrap my head around why he's playing that trash over tales of arise. Such a dumbass decision. Buisness degree btw
Because Tales of Arise requires him to have to pay attention and do stuff while Life is Gay is easy and that's what we're going to be getting from Phil for the foreseeable future. Nobody wants to see it but it's piss easy and he doesn't have to do anything. So of course he's choosing that game over anything else
 
Because Tales of Arise requires him to have to pay attention and do stuff while Life is Gay is easy and that's what we're going to be getting from Phil for the foreseeable future. Nobody wants to see it but it's piss easy and he doesn't have to do anything. So of course he's choosing that game over anything else
Well good thing he has a couple big whales on call because no way in fuck is he drawing in new viewers with that shit.
 
How long until Phil just plays visual novels with zero gameplay outside of pushing a button for the next line of dialogue because he refuses to put the game on auto skip so he can pause after every sentence to stare at the laptop waiting for tips? It's been walking sim after walking sim this year and eventually he'll loathe his job enough the gameplay in those will be too much effort.

It would be the most Phil thing ever to pay out the ass for some new high performance PC just to play shitty visual novels off steam.
 
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