🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Ralphamale]

Pantsu’s self esteem is so low that I can see her being the kind of girl who’d get turned on by having her head slammed against the wall.

When he beats me it shows he really cares

 

[Null]

Also, "Bogus Charity Fundraisers no one supports"? Let's see exactly what they are...

That last update was on the 10th so I guess Ralph is angrily checking Faith's TLs all the time lol

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Ethan is back to seething about Faith:

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He is, of course, unable to name her directly because she defeated him in court and successfully got a restraining order against him. 0-6, Ethan lost, many such cases.

Someone correct me if I am wrong, but surely this kind of behaviour is covered in these orders that Ralph is being subject to. Yes, he hasn't mentioned her by name, but anyone who knows Ralph knows precisely who it is he is talking about. Also, Ralph already said an on-air goodbye to his infant son, but this was prior to him getting a no-contact order for Faith and Xander, so what was he talking about - all I can interpret that as was Ralph giving up on his only child at the first inconvenient moment. When really he was still in a position to get a DNA test and get his name on the birth certificate, he clearly opted not to do so because he's a fat selfish fuck.

Beyond all the legal stuff, Ralph is a 36 year old man sending out mean Tweets about his 19 year old baby momma raising money for charity. I think if you ever reach this point in life you should just neck yourself, because fuck me is that pathetic.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Someone correct me if I am wrong, but surely this kind of behaviour is covered in these orders that Ralph is being subject to. Yes, he hasn't mentioned her by name, but anyone who knows Ralph knows precisely who it is he is talking about. Also, Ralph already said an on-air goodbye to his infant son, but this was prior to him getting a no-contact order for Faith and Xander, so what was he talking about - all I can interpret that as was Ralph giving up on his only child at the first inconvenient moment. When really he was still in a position to get a DNA test and get his name on the birth certificate, he clearly opted not to do so because he's a fat selfish fuck.

Beyond all the legal stuff, Ralph is a 36 year old man sending out mean Tweets about his 19 year old baby momma raising money for charity. I think if you ever reach this point in life you should just neck yourself, because fuck me is that pathetic.

If those charities are allowed to flourish, he won't have any more victims wombs to defile.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

Someone correct me if I am wrong, but surely this kind of behaviour is covered in these orders that Ralph is being subject to. Yes, he hasn't mentioned her by name, but anyone who knows Ralph knows precisely who it is he is talking about. Also, Ralph already said an on-air goodbye to his infant son, but this was prior to him getting a no-contact order for Faith and Xander, so what was he talking about - all I can interpret that as was Ralph giving up on his only child at the first inconvenient moment. When really he was still in a position to get a DNA test and get his name on the birth certificate, he clearly opted not to do so because he's a fat selfish fuck.

Beyond all the legal stuff, Ralph is a 36 year old man sending out mean Tweets about his 19 year old baby momma raising money for charity. I think if you ever reach this point in life you should just neck yourself, because fuck me is that pathetic.

For the record I'm pretty sure we need to remain accurate that he's still 34 years old (not that a year or two plus or minus changes anything, fuck you gator for thinking these are a skitzo disinfo bits), but he's all but practically said explicitly that this child is abandoned by his decision. Then again, Ronnie's shoes were a tall order to fill but his stupid wigger son is taking up the mantle quite nicely.

 

[Truly Rural]

I wish gunt developed some self awareness or the cringe will be the end of me. I'm willing to entertain the nonsense that gunt will cherish may (lol) because of her cooking rather than her carrying that guntling. That's +1 for may in the situation, but what's gunt's +1? That he cleans her asshole with his tongue?

Gunt has serious reality checking issues. It's almost like he has some degree or reference delusions that prompted him to compare Faith's charity post to a meal his soon to be ex baby momma served him. He's not even comparing charity to a meal, he's comparing one Internet post to another Internet post and declares HIMSELF a winner. That's the realm pig's ego dwells and is striving, that's what sustains him. Unbelievable self-dehumanization.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

Gunt has serious reality checking issues. It's almost like he has some degree or reference delusions that prompted him to compare Faith's charity post to a meal his soon to be ex baby momma served him. He's not even comparing charity to a meal, he's comparing one Internet post to another Internet post and declares HIMSELF a winner. That's the realm pig's ego dwells and is striving, that's what sustains him. Unbelievable self-dehumanization.

This is what substance abuse does to people.

 

[Opioid Kenobi]

Pantsu’s self esteem is so low that I can see her being the kind of girl who’d get turned on by having her head slammed against the wall.

That's the double egded sword of dating a man quick to defend his ego, May. Didnt Ethan choke a pregnant Faith in front of you May? Or are you waiting for your own abuse to start so you can confirm he loves you as much as he loved Faith? It shouldn't need to be stated but abuse doesnt equal love.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

I wish gunt developed some self awareness or the cringe will be the end of me. I'm willing to entertain the nonsense that gunt will cherish may (lol) because of her cooking rather than her carrying that guntling. That's +1 for may in the situation, but what's gunt's +1? That he cleans her asshole with his tongue?

Gunt has serious reality checking issues. It's almost like he has some degree or reference delusions that prompted him to compare Faith's charity post to a meal his soon to be ex baby momma served him. He's not even comparing charity to a meal, he's comparing one Internet post to another Internet post and declares HIMSELF a winner. That's the realm pig's ego dwells and is striving, that's what sustains him. Unbelievable self-dehumanization.

He's been praising Mays cooking, but what have we seen so far?
A chicken breast with some broccoli next to it. Which is effortless, requires little to no skill beyond turning the fucking oven on and setting a timer.
Nachos - I was about to give May some props for these, but upon closer inspection those are store bought tortilla chips not home made ones. Everything else is just placed on top - zero skill. Therefore, yet again what May made there is basic tier shit.

The fact that this impresses Ralph is telling to me. I have the feeling he, nor Sandra, could cook beyond store bought pizza. It's likely the reason why he was so impressed by the $85 steak - this wigger has no reference points for good food, other than when he goes to a fancy - see: over priced - restaurant.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

lol, Pantsu made a Taco Bell Nacho Supreme for Ralph. Fancy. She really wants Ralph’s lard curtain to hang below his knees by Thanksgiving.

If she keeps cooking this fancy empty calorie slop he will dead of a heart attack by 2023. Pantsu doing the heavy lifting of the a-log haters!

 

[heathercho]

For the record I'm pretty sure we need to remain accurate that he's still 34 years old (not that a year or two plus or minus changes anything, fuck you gator for thinking these are a skitzo disinfo bits), but he's all but practically said explicitly that this child is abandoned by his decision. Then again, Ronnie's shoes were a tall order to fill but his stupid wigger son is taking up the mantle quite nicely.

His birthday is 9/20/1985.
He's 35 for another week.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Pantsu’s self esteem is so low that I can see her being the kind of girl who’d get turned on by having her head slammed against the wall.

I never expected Pantsu to have an entire ryona fetish saga this quickly!

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

His birthday is 9/20/1985.
He's 35 for another week.

Let's just be clear about this because this is trajecting that our Eldest Fag Lord and Savior is in fact older than the Gunt?

 

[Roman Gunt Guard]

Ralph needs to start bullying these places he frequents for free shit, He has a huge audience, alls he has to do is say I'm a social media influencer give me free shit, and when they don't, he could shit talk them like he did with Dlive and Trovo.

Ralph is probably still paying for shit like a chud , he needs to flex his muscle like a Ralphamale.

 

[Moist Unguentine]

lol, Pantsu made a Taco Bell Nacho Supreme for Ralph. Fancy. She really wants Ralph’s lard curtain to hang below his knees by Thanksgiving.

If she keeps cooking this fancy empty calorie slop he will dead of a heart attack by 2023. Pantsu doing the heavy lifting of the a-log haters!

There's a Science Fiction short story about the future where wives fatten their husbands up for a contest. I think Pantsu has stumbled upon this story and is using it as an instruction manual. Ralph is already a contender.

Short story about wives fattening husbands up for competition

I read this story in an anthology in my middle school library in the late 80's so it was probably from the 70's. It was about wives fattening their husbands, with their consent, for a competition. ...

scifi.stackexchange.com

Also, from a TV Tropes entry mentioning it:
John Anthony West's short story "Gladys's Gregory" involves a society of sorts in which women encourage their husbands to put on huge amounts of weight, then slaughter and eat the fattest guy (prepared according to his last wishes) after an annual weigh-in. And then Gregory squicks everyone by asking to be served raw.

Title: Gladys's Gregory

www.isfdb.org

Edit: Added further deets.

 

[CookofDoom242]

Ethan is back to seething about Faith:

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He is, of course, unable to name her directly because she defeated him in court and successfully got a restraining order against him. 0-6, Ethan lost, many such cases.

Looks better than chicken salad sandwiches and BLM fundraisers.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Looks better than chicken salad sandwiches and BLM fundraisers.

Have you ever had an original thought? I'm sincerely asking because I know the courts deemed you too much of an mongoloid to be on trial, at your trial.

 

[Opioid Kenobi]

Looks better than chicken salad sandwiches and BLM fundraisers.

Chicken salad is the same level of cooking as taking store bought tortillas chips and dumping ingredients on them.

And it figures another domestic abuser like you would also have an issue with Faiths fundraising choice.

 

[veri]

jcaesar cigar represents ralph taking the BBC OF THE LAW

 

[NaggotFigger]

jcaesar cigar represents ralph taking the BBC OF THE LAW

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Nice Caesar cig here, Gunt.