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@shawn phase misses alice
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Doesnt own a cell phone
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how he talks to people when he is outside of his house
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how he talks to people with telepathy
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when his telepathy has worked
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Cat Attack said:
What the fuck made these idiot racist streamers think they were just going to pull up in the hood with a week's notice and that shit was just gonna fly?
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At least show up armed. Jesus christ these people are fucking morons.

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They've had ridiculously good luck until recently going around doing that kind of shit. Maybe they've just been places where they're dealing with Carlton Banks types instead of genuine hood niggas.
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I'd been worrying in recent weeks my negative impression of joggers was wrong and that in fact they weren't all violent thugs because of how tolerant the places these guys have visited have been towards their "racist" behavior. Then I realized they're undoubtedly choosing the "safest" possible places to pull their stunts, taking full advantage of the "politeness" we're all inculcated with and the fact that some joggers are able to resist their violent impulses sometimes when they don't want to perpetuate the violent thug stereotype.

Glad to see I was right and don't have to feel guilty. I wouldn't have, but it's nice to know there's no undue pressure on me from sources I begrudgingly respect, like "reality."
 
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I said a few hundred pages ago that they should go try to be cool in the real niggerhood and see how long it lasts. Much of Atlanta is, in fact, a real niggerhood, and it seems like it didn't last very long. My original suggestion that they visit North Charlotte still stands, it's not even that far away.

The places they've been filming are usually right on the main drags or just off them, where there is heavy police presence and sub-critical masses of niggotry. TBH if you know how to roll you'll be OK passing through the ghettsta but these guys don't know how to roll and they're also waving dildo cams around and disrespeckin' by proxy (disrespeckin' will get you braindead pretty quick in certain areas).
 
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moocow said:
I'd been worrying in recent weeks my negative impression of joggers was wrong and that in fact they weren't all violent thugs because of how tolerant the places these guys have visited have been towards their "racist" behavior. Then I realized they're undoubtedly choosing the "safest" possible places to pull their stunts, taking full advantage of the "politeness" we're all inculcated with and the fact that some joggers are able to resist their violent impulses sometimes when they don't want to perpetuate the violent thug stereotype.
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I don't see why this makes them violent thugs. Sorry these people are absolute fucking assholes in need of a series of savage beatings. Yeah, maybe you shouldn't respond to some fuck getting in your face acting like a punk ass bitch, but when the alternative is just sucking up utter disrespect like a beta little bitch, I can hardly blame someone who takes a swing at these cunts.
 
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AnOminous said:
I don't see why this makes them violent thugs. Sorry these people are absolute fucking assholes in need of a series of savage beatings. Yeah, maybe you shouldn't respond to some fuck getting in your face acting like a punk ass bitch, but when the alternative is just sucking up utter disrespect like a beta little bitch, I can hardly blame someone who takes a swing at these cunts.
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Yeah, good point. There is such a thing as "asking for it," and these shitheads do that in spades (lol).
 
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Couple of small gems from the podcast.

Bjorn talks getting mugged while streaming in Vegas.



Dope District makes a public service announcement; Bjorn reminds him what he is.



OG Geezer reveals he has surveillance footage of Onlyusemeblade getting assaulted by Casey Content God....with 12 marshmallows. Bjorn was also a witness.

 
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moocow said:
Yeah, good point. There is such a thing as "asking for it," and these shitheads do that in spades (lol).
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I've spent more time cutting through the hood than all of these streamers put together and never had a single issue. In most big cities the quickest route from A-B on foot or a bike goes through a ghetto area and almost every medium/large city college is right next to a hood. It's not that big of a deal if you mind your own business and don't look like a fucking easy mark waving around a $1000 cell phone and acting like a school shooter. It's not like the hood is 100% black people, broke ass white people live there too and it's not like they just get beat up and robbed every time they leave their house. There are a few areas that I would never go under any circumstances on foot though, like old school Baltimore before it got gentrified.
 
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I've spent more time cutting through the hood than all of these streamers put together and never had a single issue. In most big cities the quickest route from A-B on foot or a bike goes through a ghetto area and almost every medium/large city college is right next to a hood. It's not that big of a deal if you mind your own business and don't look like a fucking easy mark waving around a $1000 cell phone and acting like a school shooter. It's not like the hood is 100% black people, broke ass white people live there too and it's not like they just get beat up and robbed every time they leave their house. There are a few areas that I would never go under any circumstances on foot though, like old school Baltimore before it got gentrified.
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Me too, I've spent a fair amount of time either living adjacent to or walking through hoods like this. Not a single problem, although when I shared a loft with a bunch of people, literally everyone else but me got mugged, or even robbed at gun or knife point, and I had to visit one of my loftmates in the ER because he got stabbed (this was not the only time and it was because whenever anyone tried to mug him he just told them to fuck off and kept walking).

And I don't look particularly intimidating so it's not like I have some magic badassery that scares off thugs.

Main tips, walk fast. Look like you know where you're going, even if you don't. Better yet, do know exactly where you're going at all times. The predators are looking for people who are lost and confused. Given a choice, they'll pick someone else. It's sort of like silly things like The Club for cars. Experienced car thieves can get past one of those in a couple minutes, but why would they bother when there's a car one space over without one?

Another. There are places in every city with any degree of urban decay you shouldn't even be going in daylight. Stay out of them, period. If you got street smarts, use them. If not, look at the crime maps. Are there a few bits in this nice city you just moved to that are nothing but red? Stay the FUCK out of those places. One of my law school profs was giving a tour of the general neighborhood around the school and just bluntly said, while pointing: "The further you go that way, the dumber you are." He was pointing at a particularly, shall we say, "urban" area, where people often got shot in broad daylight for no reason at all.

Another. Pay attention. Pay attention to who is paying attention to you, too. If you're in a ghetto type area, if you just flip out any time you see a black guy, you're going to live a life of paranoia. So don't do that. In most urban environments, any time you see someone, you can see they're up to something. They're moving something. They're buying something. They're selling something. (And if it's drugs ignore that shit it is none of your goddamn business.)

But sometimes, someone, or more than one someone, aren't doing something you can figure out. Sometimes, their attention appears to be on you. At that point, you tap the fuck out, and absolutely avoid those people. This is not a time to pretend to be a hero, or to pretend you aren't a racist by walking into a situation where you're getting stomped. You just dodge that, abandon any plans you had, and usually, this just involves walking briskly back to a safe part of town and taking the longer way home.

This is my chickenshit pussy white boy guide to how to deal with the hood without getting your ass kicked, or stabbed, or shot, unlike the rest of the idiots you know who did get their asses kicked, or stabbed, or shot. Thanks for attending my TED talk.
 
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AnOminous said:
Me too, I've spent a fair amount of time either living adjacent to or walking through hoods like this. Not a single problem, although when I shared a loft with a bunch of people, literally everyone else but me got mugged, or even robbed at gun or knife point, and I had to visit one of my loftmates in the ER because he got stabbed (this was not the only time and it was because whenever anyone tried to mug him he just told them to fuck off and kept walking).

And I don't look particularly intimidating so it's not like I have some magic badassery that scares off thugs.

Main tips, walk fast. Look like you know where you're going, even if you don't. Better yet, do know exactly where you're going at all times. The predators are looking for people who are lost and confused. Given a choice, they'll pick someone else. It's sort of like silly things like The Club for cars. Experienced car thieves can get past one of those in a couple minutes, but why would they bother when there's a car one space over without one?

Another. There are places in every city with any degree of urban decay you shouldn't even be going in daylight. Stay out of them, period. If you got street smarts, use them. If not, look at the crime maps. Are there a few bits in this nice city you just moved to that are nothing but red? Stay the FUCK out of those places. One of my law school profs was giving a tour of the general neighborhood around the school and just bluntly said, while pointing: "The further you go that way, the dumber you are." He was pointing at a particularly, shall we say, "urban" area, where people often got shot in broad daylight for no reason at all.

Another. Pay attention. Pay attention to who is paying attention to you, too. If you're in a ghetto type area, if you just flip out any time you see a black guy, you're going to live a life of paranoia. So don't do that. In most urban environments, any time you see someone, you can see they're up to something. They're moving something. They're buying something. They're selling something. (And if it's drugs ignore that shit it is none of your goddamn business.)

But sometimes, someone, or more than one someone, aren't doing something you can figure out. Sometimes, their attention appears to be on you. At that point, you tap the fuck out, and absolutely avoid those people. This is not a time to pretend to be a hero, or to pretend you aren't a racist by walking into a situation where you're getting stomped. You just dodge that, abandon any plans you had, and usually, this just involves walking briskly back to a safe part of town and taking the longer way home.

This is my chickenshit pussy white boy guide to how to deal with the hood without getting your ass kicked, or stabbed, or shot, unlike the rest of the idiots you know who did get their asses kicked, or stabbed, or shot. Thanks for attending my TED talk.
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Even better: stay strapped so you don't get clapped.
 
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