DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[KingjadVCMP]

Anyone got a picture of DSP's actual mom? (not Kat)

There's a meme I must fulfil. Thanks.

 

[ProvenWrong]

Anyone got a picture of DSP's actual mom? (not Kat)

There's a meme I must fulfil. Thanks.

https://youtu.be/BcK0bHKjbKc

0:24 is the closest you'll get a picture of Phil's mom. If you want to enhance it or whichever works.

She's in the chair with the red laptop

 

[Fapcop]

Just saw an old Snort Burnell video where Phil (in a measured and 100% unbitter way!) talks about Rambo and Howard.

DsP--voting manipulation-|-John Rambo is a greedy coward

WARNING: disgusting contentviewer discretion advised

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The bizarre thing is how he keeps bringing up how much content he’s made since then, and how it’s so long ago that he has made more content by himself, than he ever did with Rambo.

Like... Phil is weird but this was just...



The fuuuck? The man literally measures time in “kahntent creation”.

It’s as if Phil’s personality totally got hijacked by “Phil the kahntent creator” and there is little or nothing of Phil Burnell the person left.

I seriously think he’d either commit suicide or have a complete mental breakdown if YouTube (for whatever reason) deleted his channel and the decades worth of spam-tier “gameplay”’he’s uploaded.

 

[Balr0g]

Does anyone think Phil needs the retweets to see how much fans he has and uses that as masturbation material for his micro penne? I mean at some point sweaty jpegs wopn't do the trick anymore.

 

[Fapcop]

Really interesting discussion that happened a few pages back regarding the neghole pozzing when it comes to Phil but I think @Pargon summarized it best: fucking with Phil is not worth the time, money, or possible jail time (depending on how autistic you want to get).

I feel that @JimiHendrix is also the one making the biggest case for the resuming of neghole pozzing, regardless of any unforeseen consequences of Phil’s ability to generate more shekels from his audience of dent heads that will inevitably happen once he gets fucked with. If last year’s false DMCA strikes and this year’s loss of Twitch partnership demonstrated anything, it’s the pig’s ability to milk any crises to rake in an influx of cash by busting out the world’s smallest violin while denouncing mentally ill shitheads and multi-billion dollar soulless media corporations for all conspiring against him. Such acts do produce some laughs and seeing the pig sweaty while backed into a corner hissing and snorting is always amazing but it always ends up benefitting him rather than penalizing him. If you ask me, if you’re trying to fuck with someone, the outcome of the situation that’s been created cannot end up becoming a net positive for the person otherwise I don’t think you can call such acts trolling but simply a sequence of events that ended up as blowback.

The only issue I tend to have with Jimi’s approach is that we can’t ignore the extents to which Phil has closed himself off from the rest of the world and, in turn, his community. The golden age of fucking with Phil all transpired through his most utilized medium: vidya games. Ever since the Friday The 13th incident that’s became a viral moment within the DSPverse, after Phil was traumatized by getting shit on by two random dudes, he vowed to never allow himself to be vulnerable in any online game. Meaning that public voice chat and private groups with subs/ fans is off the table; the most effective, funniest, and free method of fucking with him has become incredibly difficult to pull off. The most significant and impactful way to fuck with him has been closed off for over a year now and we’ve seen the attempts at trolling transition from in-game harassment to primarily relying on hurling petty insults at him via the only options left to even converse with Phil: SuperChats and tipping. It’s funny because Phil never had a plan to create such a structure of seclusion but years of trauma and getting his feefees/ ego hurt have got us where we are today.

I talked about it last year but I believe SuperCuck kinda gave a blueprint on how to fuck with Phil. Since Phil built a little safe space fortress around himself, the only avenues left to fuck with him are those he relies on to communicate and concurrently make his money: tipping and his streaming platform. Since you can’t get at him in-game anymore, you have to fuck with the administrative rules of the systems he relies upon to make a living. And at this point, you’re banking on huge automated tech bureaucracies to make his life harder. Good luck with that.

You could also fuck with him IRL, but, same shit. This is a man who only steps out his house about 52 times a year. He has modeled the level of exposure he puts himself through online as part of his real life routine as well. If you ask me, that’s probably the result of years of trolling who have taken its toll on a man who has become so paranoid and fearful of being fucked with, he has turned into a literal hermit. Which really brings the question: what more can we do to a man who has become scared of his own shadow?

So.... TLDR: Hassle Phil IRL in the mall, upload it to Youtube or even better: Hope that Frank Hassle does it? I completely agree!

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

Does anyone think Phil needs the retweets to see how much fans he has and uses that as masturbation material for his micro penne? I mean at some point sweaty jpegs wopn't do the trick anymore.

He's stuck in the sunk cost fallacy (a common term in gacha games) and he can't do anything but keep going forward and fueling the fallacy because if he quits now then all that money is for naught. There's ways to quit, gradually.. but Phil does nothing gradually. It's only the extreme or nothing.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Goiji and Jose do a great job of fucking with Phil in-game, but otherwise agreed it is a lot harder.

I love how Goji became a no life mentally ill shithead loser living in his mommy's basement who should be thrown in a padded cell... all because he kept beating Phil at a fighting game at least once a week

 

[Fapcop]

He's stuck in the sunk cost fallacy (a common term in gacha games) and he can't do anything but keep going forward and fueling the fallacy because if he quits now then all that money is for naught. There's ways to quit, gradually.. but Phil does nothing gradually. It's only the extreme or nothing.

Phil hears voices.

Late at night or after a stream, he hears a voice going: “You’re circling the drain Phil!” Or “You’ve lost most of the fans you used to have! It’s mostly haters left!” Or “You’re not successful, your marriage is a sham and your social life is a cat”.

Phil tries to drown that voice with gin or Gacha pulls, but it always comes back, so sometimes he makes a desperate attempt at proving it wrong.

It never works, but it’s ok, because there’s another voice that Phil likes to listen to. The one that goes: “You’re a huge success! 13 year legacy! Haters are just jealous. You did nothing wrong and if you did, it wasn’t your fault!”

 

[Kosher Dill]

I seriously think he’d either commit suicide or have a complete mental breakdown if YouTube (for whatever reason) deleted his channel and the decades worth of spam-tier “gameplay”’he’s uploaded.

Does he still claim to be backing up all his kahntent to external hard drives, speaking of?

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

The real question is, is Phil gonna count up the likes and retweets on all 3 of those pathetic tweets as his total audience? Surely even his rotted brain can’t try and pretend like every individual like and retweet across the 3 tweets is a separate fan right….

Given what happened with his ProJared tweet from years ago, which resulted in him doing a "debunking" video that amounted to him once again blowing himself the entire time and doing the usual "where's the evidence?" bullshit (while ignoring said evidence), I wouldn't put it past him. Then again, Phil's ego might prevent him from doing something like that again. Might.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

He sounds so fucking tired.

I know the reason is because he just woke up.

Phil is really getting annoyed that his audience isn't into Life is Bland, or PsychoStalls 2.

He just can't stand that other people don't like it. Also what the fuck is this "it's not 6 hours long," Phil you stall like a fucking madman, it's no ones fault that you take 12 hours to beat a 6 hour game.

 

[UaineRunei]

It's so funny to see him trying to justify why he's not getting too much viewers in the past month.

It's always the game, the reviewers, the weather, etc. Never the fact that he's playing some boring ass games on normal difficulty and mantaining games that most viewers hate just because someone tipped $100 in the last minute of gameplay.

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

I wonder if it’s possible to break through to him with enough incidents like that, or if the self pignosis just goes TOO deep.

If the Life is Tumblr character has the superpower of empathy then Phil has the superpower of narcissism which makes him immune to all criticism,I can't get myself on the mindset that Phil has in which 99% of the interactions he has on twitter are negative yet he still uses the website and convinces himself that he is actually popular and has a silent majority of fans who support him, narcissistic people deep down know their flaws even though they will never admit to them, Phil know he is a fraud and that the amount of people he blocks in a week is higher than the number of fans he has

We are never going to have a gloriously fun moment where Phil admits that everyone hates him because if he was able to do that he wouldn't be a narc but we should still tell the truth to him because reading the truth upsets him so much that he spends the night seething on twitter lmao.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

It's so funny to see him trying to justify why he's not getting too much viewers in the past month.

It's always the game, the reviewers, the weather, etc. Never the fact that he's playing some boring ass games on normal difficulty and mantaining games that most viewers hate just because someone tipped $100 in the last minute of gameplay.

He keeps hyping up Lost Judgment as a game that will "save the stream." Lemme just pose one question, if you had to pick, would you watch someone like devilleon7 who specializes in the RGG series of games and will beat the game and all side khantent in 2 weeks, or would you prefer to watch a retarded alcoholic still bumbling through the main story 3 months after the game was released?

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Phils hateboner for reviewers because they didn't spend double the hours goat laughing at a butterfly in the background while walking around every single pixel on the ground.

I don't think reviewers get paid for how long they take to play a game to review. I say "game" lightly. They are there to review it and need to get the game done to give it a general consensus.

Phils "job" is to pan out an 8 hour game into 20 hours to make the most money. Reviewers don't get that luxury.

He sounds like a fuckin' ultimate shill with how much he cares about how many people care enough to buy trash like this. Of course he likes the trash but can't see that not a lot of people like trash.

 

[kebab4you]

So what was the big change that he wanted to try this week? Street Fighter on Thursday instead of Friday?

E: Took him fucking forever but the big announcement was that he is turning off comments on (most) tweets

 

[Wasabi Panda]

his chat unironic and ironic: Play Tales, GGS, Scarlet Nexus, Octopath, Hollow Knight, Monster Hunter Rise, SFV, More DoS2, More Genshin Impact, Code Vein, more MK11, fightcade etc.

DSP: No you bunch of bharain ded mahrans! you don't want to see that, you're just trolling no life assholes so here my 25th playthrough of some random game, more street fight 2 where I play like I'm back at EVO against people who are probably just playing friends and talking in discord for shits and giggles and new releases no one asked for.

Also DSP: *surprised piggachu* Y R MAI KHANTRABOOSHUNS LOW?

 

[Pargon]

the weather

Please tell me there’s a clip of him whining that no one is watching his video game stream because it’s too hot out or something.

 

[PieceofShet]

What is "by disabling the harrasing responses I get to make my point UNINTERRUPTED? IS that english? Can I get a translation?

EDIT: Retarded MoraMoria is back.

 

[WolverineGuy22]

The golden age of fucking with Phil all transpired through his most utilized medium: vidya games. Ever since the Friday The 13th incident that’s became a viral moment within the DSPverse, after Phil was traumatized by getting shit on by two random dudes, he vowed to never allow himself to be vulnerable in any online game. Meaning that public voice chat and private groups with subs/ fans is off the table; the most effective, funniest, and free method of fucking with him has become incredibly difficult to pull off. The most significant and impactful way to fuck with him has been closed off for over a year now and we’ve seen the attempts at trolling transition from in-game harassment to primarily relying on hurling petty insults at him via the only options left to even converse with Phil: SuperChats and tipping. It’s funny because Phil never had a plan to create such a structure of seclusion but years of trauma and getting his feefees/ ego hurt have got us where we are today.

Agreed. It was also hilarious when he got crashed in his train wreck of an attempt at playing WoW as well.

Video for new friends.