The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Owner of a Lonely Hole]

By her own declaration, she has been abused, abducted and been paid for hundreds of times by: her parents, a priest, a string of undefined kidnappers, a couple of Mexican revolutionaries-come-druglords and a live-in psychopathic partner. There's no way to find out how much of this is true.

She mentioned her parents going to court over at least one of these rape allegations… Would the records be sealed or available? Tracking that kind of stuff down is not my forte.

 

[Emperor Percival Tachyon]

Kindness has seem a vision of the future.
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I wonder if the vision involves arson.
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(The videos are just her staring into the camera attempting to look pensive.)

"I foresaw something... I have no power to stop it "

This just SCREAMS red flag, she's gonna do something fucked up, and the Tranchers are gonna pay the price for being retarded enough to have let her come there in the first place. The "I'm not strong enough to stop this" and bullshit "visions" just read to me like she already wants to kill somebody, but is gonna play "My headmate did it, not me! I had no power to stop them! I'm the real victim here, feel sorry for meeeeee ".

Everything about this crazy bitch is just getting so ominous so fast. And the Tranchers don't even see some shit is coming. I don't know what, I don't know when, because unlike retards, I don't claim to be a magic psychic witch who has visions of the future. But I have something better, common sense and her entire internet history laid bare before me on the Farms. Anyone can see where her patterns of behavior lead, and it isn't good for her or anyone around her.

 

[Tactical Wizard]

And las trancherinas could have seen it all coming if Kevvy hadn’t blacklisted us from the WiFi.

Oh, the ironing.

 

[Corn Flakes]

"I foresaw something... I have no power to stop it "

This just SCREAMS red flag, she's gonna do something fucked up, and the Tranchers are gonna pay the price for being retarded enough to have let her come there in the first place. The "I'm not strong enough to stop this" and bullshit "visions" just read to me like she already wants to kill somebody, but is gonna play "My headmate did it, not me! I had no power to stop them! I'm the real victim here, feel sorry for meeeeee ".

Everything about this crazy bitch is just getting so ominous so fast. And the Tranchers don't even see some shit is coming. I don't know what, I don't know when, because unlike retards, I don't claim to be a magic psychic witch who has visions of the future. But I have something better, common sense and her entire internet history laid bare before me on the Farms. Anyone can see where her patterns of behavior lead, and it isn't good for her or anyone around her.

I know that "woman saunters into male-dominated space and everything goes to hell in short order" is basically a meme, but I'll be damned if the tranchers aren't heading straight towards that endgame with this lady.

If ever we needed further proof that these are all dudes LARPing as True and Honest Wymmyn, this will be it.

 

[BiggerChungus]

Kindness has seem a vision of the future.
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(The videos are just her staring into the camera attempting to look pensive.)

All work and no play makes Kindess a dull dull girlboy.

By her own declaration, she has been abused, abducted and been paid for hundreds of times by: her parents, a priest, a string of undefined kidnappers, a couple of Mexican revolutionaries-come-druglords and a live-in psychopathic partner. There's no way to find out how much of this is true.

Didn't she also say her roommate raped her, and explained it's that he psychically raped one of her "headmates"? I mean, if she was actually horrifically abused then she's got at least a little sympathy from me, but how she describes it is so insanely exaggerated and we have a precedent that she has a wacko definition of what rape actually means. So it's probably like "Zarkon from the wiccan star Angelon got raped 5000 times by intergalactic Mexican cartel aliens, which means I got raped 5000 times too!"

 

[Oxous]

I'll admit even I am surprised by the fact the tranch chose to have her shoot guns with them rather than just pretend they don't notice when Kindness is waving around one of their guns flagging Penny or something. Can't help but get the feeling they are actively setting themselves up for something funny to go down.

E: also

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[Hell yeah dude]

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[Oxous]

I can't remember which tranch orbiter @norintha/BonelessGenderBucket is but here's their view on alpaca sexuality.

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Rare that we get to see the same image from two different angles

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

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I guess this confirms that Bonnie is reading.

ETA: wait, Yoko is the gun? I assumed he was referring to BPD crazy chick, my bad.

 

[Old Fart]

I'll admit even I am surprised by the fact the tranch chose to have her shoot guns with them rather than just pretend they don't notice when Kindness is waving around one of their guns flagging Penny or something. Can't help but get the feeling they are actively setting themselves up for something funny to go down.

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Imagine she files for a gun permit and the registration office (or whatever) calls.
"Seems like we need a declaration of any mental treatments you may have received, sir"
"Oh, but it's not for me, it's for my headmate. She's crazy with guns, I myself don't like them much."
"... headmate?"
"Yes, she's in my head, One second, I'll ask her to front"
"I see. Well thank you, madam. Sir." *click*

 

[A Grey Cat]

So, from their perspective she is a man who is having sex with women but she considers it gay sex. And they are women having sex with a man but they consider it lesbian sex... I know it's been said a million times before, but these people's need to make everything gay when they could just be horny men/women who don't care about the gender of their romantic partners... it's just so tedious.

In the words of chester mcbadbatt, and I quote


"NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE!*

 

[Fetish Roulette]

I'll admit even I am surprised by the fact the tranch chose to have her shoot guns with them rather than just pretend they don't notice when Kindness is waving around one of their guns flagging Penny or something. Can't help but get the feeling they are actively setting themselves up for something funny to go down.

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I sure hope none of those headmates of hers have violent tendencies.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

"I foresaw something... I have no power to stop it "

This just SCREAMS red flag, she's gonna do something fucked up, and the Tranchers are gonna pay the price for being retarded enough to have let her come there in the first place. The "I'm not strong enough to stop this" and bullshit "visions" just read to me like she already wants to kill somebody..

It tells me she's unable to control her emotions, which is very, VERY bad news for the Tranch.

No doubt she's got plenty of preexisting revenge fantasies against her imaginary rapists, and putting guns in her hands is definitely going to stoke them the wrong way. And for sure she's publicly tweeted them.

Even with Penny, I don't think they seriously believe in their persecution LARPs, but Kindness is a true believer; she's already emotionally invested in it, and their shared lies are only going to feed her delusions.

At this point, she ticks every box for legitimately needing a red flag order; while I normally & vehemently oppose the usage of red flag orders to remove people's guns, even a broken clock is right twice, and all that shit.

 

[nertz]

Are we two minutes to midnight on the doomsday clock yet? Honestly I'm shocked they aren't being killed with (by) Kindness yet.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Finally fully caught up on my favorite thread. I can’t wait to see where this goes (probably nowhere but it’s still hilarious to watch).

I really don’t want Kindness to go on a rampage before we get to see the next convention arc.

 

[Hell yeah dude]

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[Monolith]

I guess this confirms that Bonnie is reading.

ETA: wait, Yoko is the gun? I assumed he was referring to BPD crazy chick, my bad.

Yeah, he named it after a 14-year-old anime girl.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

"I foresaw something... I have no power to stop it "

Powerlevel but this one time I went out for Indian food and I was three blocks away from my house and I FORESAW SOMETHING and I HAD NO POWER TO STOP IT and fortunately it was just a giant fart but there was a hot minute there where I thought a code brown was immanent.

Also, if we're sperging about the tranchers and their gun safety, how the fuck is this chick not knowing where her lead is winding up?

"Teehee I shot a gun and I can't tell how I did because there's no fucking backstop so someone in the next county might have caught it IDK uwu."

 

[Emperor Percival Tachyon]

Finally fully caught up on my favorite thread. I can’t wait to see where this goes (probably nowhere but it’s still hilarious to watch).

I really don’t want Kindness to go on a rampage before we get to see the next convention arc.

I was going to say that I'm waiting for the Tranch documentary arc, and that them collapsing into a BPD fueled disaster might lead to the doc being cancelled. But this line of thought seems to have led me to something interesting and I'm not sure anyone has noticed yet. What happened was, I went to check Ash's Tranch documentary announcement video on Youtube. I had it in my history here and I wanted to check if it said what date it was supposed to be coming out.

But the video wasn't there.



It seems to have been completely scrubbed from Ash Coyote's Youtube page. Take a look, nothing but generic, insipid furtuber content for the last several months:



The original URL for the video is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFI3wU5vlLM

And an archive here shows that the video was indeed located at this URL in the past: https://archive.ph/AmG2m

The archives don't save Youtube videos of course, but I think one of us farmers might have saved it earlier in the thread anyway.

Very curious that the announcement for the Tranch documentary has been completely removed from their personal troon furry documentarian's own channel. Any idea why they would have taken it down?

 

[Corn Flakes]

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Every single time I see these morons boasting about their food, I feel my arteries clogging up. Also, clean your fucking kitchen! Just because you're raising farm animals doesn't mean you need to live in a pig sty!