DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[snort inquisition]

HE'S TAKING BACK HIS PRESENCE ON TWITTER GUYS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK HE BLEW US OUTTTTTTTTTT

thank the lord now his 25k followers won't be scared to engage anymore!!! especially now that they can't even reply!!!!!!!!!

 

[Surly Muppet]

I know it's a rehash, but we have a nice, back-to-back example of the whale patterns today.
OroTurtle came back around today with the $20 to hit the hat goal in the last 25 minutes. He tipped $30 in the first hour of gameplay.
Notice that this is very similar to PhilSmokesCrack yesterday, who followed a similar timeframe with $30 early and $30 to hit the hat goal in the last 20 minutes of the stream.

Pretty weird that these people seem to follow the same schedule and line of thinking, considering they didn't bother to just tip Phil the full amount that they were comfortable tipping at the beginning, and seem particularly interested in maintaining the $100 goal specifically. Between this and the Behind the Scenes tips, this organic support is looking real structured.

It's like they're aren't enough normie, non-whales left to conceal the strange, consistent patterns.
Maybe it also helps that this playthrough is painfully boring so any disruption from the agony is really noticeable.

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

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DSP already grooming his next wife.

Phil forgot to say that he doesn't allow the shitheads on Kiwifarts to make screenshots. Btw, if she weighs under 150 kg (330 lbs), she will be an upgrade over Kat.

This is his chat in a span of 8 minutes.
Notice how nobody typed anything between 7:10~7:13.

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Dude, their caretakers told them to take a bath. Nothing special.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

"what makes this a bad stream game?!?"

It's not, I've watched pieces of other playthroughs and it looked great. This dude has the worst commentary, I literally have no idea what the plot is despite having most of this on in the background because he literally just goat laughs at the dialogue. DSP has had the worst commentary I've ever seen ever since he went back to Twitch, he has to play a game with constant action or you get like 50 seconds of silence after every thing he says

An easy, single-player game for kids is the absolute last thing that people actually want to see Darksydephil play.
For as much as he's tried to "own" the "negative things" like WHY AM I TOXIC?! he refuses to embrace the fact that people love to watch his salt.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Dude, their caretakers told them to take a bath. Nothing special.

Or they had to stop typing so they could rock and stim in their squeaky chairs.
Just like Phil for the entire prestream.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

Good job owning Phil with $50+ in troll superchats

PS: Is the site absolutely unusable for anyone else?

 

[Fragarach]

"Kinda weird that fabric water still acts like real water, right?"

*Looks at chat*

Chat is completely dead. There's been like 5 comments in the past 3 minutes.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Trolls are dumb, no one cares about us, we're all living in our parent's house and have no understanding of the world but we're also somehow responsible for keeping over twenty-thousand people at bay from watching DSP.
Phil will remedy the Mass Harassment of his fans by making trolls unable to reply to him while we'll still be able to reply to any of his fans and harass them. Also remember that we're all mouth-drooling morons who Phil could easily refute and humiliate at any time, but he's taking away his ability to do so for...reasons.
Phil is an intelligent businessman

He also will pick us up spin us around and slam us

Are we truly ready for CriticalMassPhil? A nearly impenetrable shell built around his gin-influenced thoughts until he reaches his final form.

I don;t know why but when I read this I pictured blobby Tetsuo at the end of akira

you know this twitter isolation isn't that surprising. This same reasoning is why he shut down his YT comments, it's how he acts when chat isn't "interacting with him" and I'm sure it's also why he has no one in his life...even the cat is a detractor.

Could the Insanity arc be his swan song?

 

[Fapcop]

I’ve always wondered what Phil valued higher: Money or ego.

Now we have the answer!

The man helped ruin his Youtube discoverability because he couldn’t handle negative comments. (Hint hint! Hate views are views!)

He quit streaming on Twitch and rather take the lower views on Youtube and no discoverability because some apology he imagined they owed him.

And now he’s ruining his Twitter presence because “trolls”.

(Ya really think Twitters and googles algorithms care if it’s a pahsitive or a troll reply Phil? Really?)


Pretty soon you’ll have to skip a page or two in results when you google “Darksyde Phil”.

Great job Mr. Business graduate/Youtube legend!

Nothing is stopping her from buying it either. She has her own money after all.

And where do you think that is going? Jim isn’t cheap these days.

“Awww shiaat baby! I could really use some new sneakers! Gnomesayin?”

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

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DSP already grooming his next wife.

What do faggots like Sarah and Phil want Twitter to do? Require a Social Security number or drivers license to make an account (Phil probably would be okay with that)? I thought the King of Hate and "he's black shoot him" should be okay with some trolls. And considering his own behavior, both previously on Twitch and now on youtube, he wouldn't last long if companies started taking such a draconian approach.

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

Good job owning Phil with $50+ in troll superchats

PS: Is the site absolutely unusable for anyone else?

Yeah, I've tried to load it a few times over the past hour with no luck.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

I couldn't catch the screenshot of the message but this just happened

chatter "DSP fan": Hey phil, could you please say "trans rights"? thanks!
Phil: manual bans them. (message deleted)

based

 

[BlackDragoons]

I’ve always wondered what Phil valued higher: Money or ego.

Now we have the answer!

The man helped ruin his Youtube discoverability because he couldn’t handle negative comments. (Hint hint! Hate views are views!)

He quit streaming on Twitch and rather take the lower views on Youtube and no discoverability because some apology he imagined they owed him.

And now he’s ruining his Twitter presence because “trolls”.

(Ya really think Twitters and googles algorithms care if it’s a pahsitive or a troll reply Phil? Really?)


Pretty soon you’ll have to skip a page or two in results when you google “Darksyde Phil”.

Great job Mr. Business graduate/Youtube legend!

Phil's ego will always be his greatest detractor.

 

[AckedyAckTheThird]

What a sad waste of a life. A perfect explanation of Phil's existence when talking about turning off his youtube comments:

"And if you guys haven't noticed: my channel hasn't failed. My channel still exists." To Phil, existing = not failing. That explains him being the most useless person on earth.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil's ego will always be his greatest detractor.

You would think Phil would take a little crossover cow lesson from Spoony, whose own career was ruined by his ego.

Oh yeah, that's right. The "drama" that Phil totally doesn't involve himself in would prevent that. My bad.

 

[DarkScrubPhil]

Phil's ego will always be his greatest detractor.

First rule of DSP: Everything is about Phil's ego 95% of the time.

Also: If you really want to hurt Phil, bruise his ego a bit.

 

[DerichLovesNWA]

He's going to disable replies on Twitter now. North Korea Twitter.

Derich in shambles

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Derich in shambles

Boy's gotta go back to pestering porn stars again for shoutouts.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Well guys looks like this is it. I really enjoyed the site while it lasted but Phil has officially declared war on us Kiwifarts and I can't see the site lasting more than week. Within hours of this post the silent majority will storm all our houses and force us to send our savings to Phils paypal at gunpoint.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

I'm listening to the KF rant where he declares war on us by blocking Twitter replies.

"KiwiFarts" is clearly his attempt at hitting us with a "Pigroach" of our own.

What do faggots like Sarah and Phil want Twitter to do? Require a Social Security number or drivers license to make an account (Phil probably would be okay with that)? I thought the King of Hate and "he's black shoot him" should be okay with some trolls. And considering his own behavior, both previously on Twitch and now on youtube, he wouldn't last long if companies started taking such a draconian approach.

Its obvious they want that Chinese Social Credit thing where shitbags like Phil can gamify society even harder and try to literaly weaponize the law against people calling him a fat gay lazy fuck on the internet. Or that Black Mirror episode. They just don't realize they'll be the first ones to be completely fucked in such a system.