DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[King of Not Playing Games]

Phil Smokes Crack is the top contributor tonight.
Phil felt the need to clarify that he doesn't smoke crack.
"This is someone who just has a silly name and uses it from time to time."
Thanks for confirming this is a sock name that is used by one person occasionally.
He then banned someone for saying it was OiC.

Strange how "Phil Smokes Crack" is just a "silly name" but "Phil Plays Gacha" is a slanderous, ban-worthy accusation.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

First he doesn't support any of that shit, he just brings it up for brownie points when he wants to come off as "mr progressive."

Secondly, what even does "trans rights" mean? What rights do normal people have that trans people don't?

I like twisting the question to the person who asks and then pressing them by telling them that they imply that trannies aren't human.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

wait, PP doesn't understand why a Church and a Chapel would be next to each other they must be different religions and that HAMBURGERS exist in Germany amazed there's a Hamburg germany.

Was he just mommy's home school'ed validictorian?

 

[kamekmagik]

How does DSP not understand that his solution to fake Derich distract more than the fakes? At least do it in quite instead of make a big deal about it

Like as someone that's never interacted with Phil I'm literally considering making my own fake Derich accounts because of how easy it is and how distracting it is lol

 

[PieceofShet]

What if derich is making his fake derich accounts to get more attention?

 

[Madmartigan]

There's no doubt in my mind that Phil decided to disable replies on Twitter because he just found out it was possible. Probably saw someone else on Twitter do it a few days ago and was like "Oh, I'm gonna do that! That'll show those trolls!".
It's something that's pretty rarely done (generally by those of the thinnest of skin) because it completely fucking defeats the purpose of Twitter. It's just another example of how clueless he is in regards to how social media works. And this motherfucker thinks that 'fans' retweeting his tweets is going to get him more reach (clout).
Yeah, that doesn't work when the small handful of people that occasionally retweet him have tens of followers.
Just wait until he finds out that he can auto-block people that follow certain accounts. If he can figure that one, anyone that follows someone that he doesn't like (basically anyone that's slighted him in any way) is gonna be blocked.
I'm betting that will happen in the not too distant future. He'll probably have to have someone handhold him through that process, though.

 

[But I Digress]

Phil trying to bait tips "I'm surprised nobody is tipping to get me into the military hat while I'm flying over germany"

 

[KyonyuuFan]

Strange how "Phil Smokes Crack" is just a "silly name" but "Phil Plays Gacha" is a slanderous, ban-worthy accusation.

Because one of those actually has some evidence backing it up that he has to desperately try and hide.

 

[Fragarach]

What if derich is making his fake derich accounts to get more attention?

I think that's beyond Derich's mental abilities.

Edit: Just mentioned how good superchats are while also saying tips have been really low tonight and, coincidentally, took a quick break to say hi to his wife who got home like an hour ago...because he couldn't have done that at any other point during the stream, but once he saw how low tips were, he felt an uncontrollable love and adoration for his wife and just had to stop the stream to see her.

 

[Lolidaki]

What a sad waste of a life. A perfect explanation of Phil's existence when talking about turning off his youtube comments:

"And if you guys haven't noticed: my channel hasn't failed. My channel still exists." To Phil, existing = not failing. That explains him being the most useless person on earth.

They can still see who liked his shitty tweets anyway, he's fucking stupid.

 

[Brother Wind]

wait, PP doesn't understand why a Church and a Chapel would be next to each other they must be different religions and that HAMBURGERS exist in Germany amazed there's a Hamburg germany.

Was he just mommy's home school'ed validictorian?

No, because odds are he would have been second to his crackwhore cousin

He's also pronouncing Tijuana as "Tee-Wan-Ah" very distinctly. Which is weird, because he repeatedly said it fine last week

You know, I never would have thought someone could be flanderized in real life, but man if Phil doesn't just win the stupidest contests

 

[SPhobos]

Can't help but notice a few of those organic superchats all contained the same spelling error of using your instead of you're. Oh well, must be my imagination.

 

[Fragarach]

It's funny how much more active chat gets whenever Phil goes on break. It's almost like nobody's talking because whenever chat talk about anything that's not felating Phil, he shuts it down and bans people.

 

[PieceofShet]

"we had a little conversation what she did in work today, I told her about my day and crazy shit that made me late to stream and all kinda stuff."

This guy...

EDIT: He cant even fuckin remember how much you need to pay to be a tier1 sub, thats how much he cares about them...

 

[Surly Muppet]

"we had a little conversation what she did in work today, I told her about my day and crazy shit that made me late to stream and all kinda stuff."

This guy...

He was also pissed when he was called out for taking twice as long as what he said he would take.
He refused to acknowledge the issue and told the audience to 'relax'.

He then begged for the $50 goal to wear the aviators.
To those who tell Phil to get a real job, just imagine how this would go down in an environment with any standards.

 

[kamekmagik]

Please get this game away from DSP. This guy basically just said historical artifacts are useless and can be discarded after we recorded them

This was in regards to someone saying the Declaration of Independence is in a steel vault to be saved in case of attack.

DSP said "who cares, we already recorded what it says, that's stupid, people are too sentimental"

Jesus dude. A bonus fact that didn't deserve its own post, DSP also didn't know that the Aztecs were in Mexico City

 

[Anime Waifu NFT collector]

I didn't even know where to start, I was going to write a post about Phil lies and cope and I think the best way to make things brief is to say that Phil is severely mentally ill. He has been lying his entire life and he also pignotizes himself into believing his own lies(like with bugsnax),which has led him to be completely divorced from reality. His mental illness is also shown on the outside,he doens't bathe,doesn't wash his teeth,he is obese,drinks all the time,looks 15 years older than he is and he has crazy eyes (look at the photo of him dressed as colonel sanders to see how crazy he looks).

An entire life of coping and lying to everyone(including himself) destroyed him mentally. At this point he is a severely mentally ill autist living in an alternate reality,absolutely nothing of what he perceives himself as has any correlation to the real world and he LIMBs anyone that doesnt indulge his fantasies(which is also why he never leaves the house or talks to anyone IRL,they would destroy this fantasy perception of self he created), no wonder all of his non ironic fans are literal dents, you have to be one in order to not be a detractor.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Phil trying to bait tips "I'm surprised nobody is tipping to get me into the military hat while I'm flying over germany"

Won't somebody tip me so I can wear the hat and make der fuhrer proud? - DSP 2021

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

Please get this game away from DSP. This guy basically just said historical artifacts are useless and can be discarded after we recorded them

This was in regards to someone saying the Declaration of Independence is in a steel vault to be saved in case of attack.

DSP said "who cares, we already recorded what it says, that's stupid, people are too sentimental"

Jesus dude. A bonus fact that didn't deserve its own post, DSP also didn't know that the Aztecs were in Mexico City

Coming from the guy who displayed his Tekken 3 trophy that he got over twenty years ago. You already talked about it, Phil, no need to keep your shitty mall trophy around anymore.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

$100 from Slayer0804, a fan since 2011 that no one has ever heard of before.

This "fan since X" meme is the dent head version of "greetings from Germany."