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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
If she ends up with her own gun, it means the someone on the Tranch fucked up & gave her one, did a strawman buy, or she lied on a Form 4473 & got it from a pawnshop. If she's unlucky, her mental health history has already been databased by NICS, but I doubt it; she's not a veteran or white male.

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I'll admit even I am surprised by the fact the tranch chose to have her shoot guns with them rather than just pretend they don't notice when Kindness is waving around one of their guns flagging Penny or something. Can't help but get the feeling they are actively setting themselves up for something funny to go down.

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Be sure to archive her tweets in case they're needed for the murder trial
Amazing how with so many headmates, each individual personality is uniformly annoying in the exact same way!
 
I was going to say that I'm waiting for the Tranch documentary arc, and that them collapsing into a BPD fueled disaster might lead to the doc being cancelled. But this line of thought seems to have led me to something interesting and I'm not sure anyone has noticed yet. What happened was, I went to check Ash's Tranch documentary announcement video on Youtube. I had it in my history here and I wanted to check if it said what date it was supposed to be coming out.

But the video wasn't there.

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It seems to have been completely scrubbed from Ash Coyote's Youtube page. Take a look, nothing but generic, insipid furtuber content for the last several months:

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The original URL for the video is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFI3wU5vlLM

And an archive here shows that the video was indeed located at this URL in the past: https://archive.ph/AmG2m

The archives don't save Youtube videos of course, but I think one of us farmers might have saved it earlier in the thread anyway.

Very curious that the announcement for the Tranch documentary has been completely removed from their personal troon furry documentarian's own channel. Any idea why they would have taken it down?

Video necromancy activate! (The Wayback Machine had it snapshotted 2021/6/2 and 2021/6/4.)

 
I was going to say that I'm waiting for the Tranch documentary arc, and that them collapsing into a BPD fueled disaster might lead to the doc being cancelled. But this line of thought seems to have led me to something interesting and I'm not sure anyone has noticed yet. What happened was, I went to check Ash's Tranch documentary announcement video on Youtube. I had it in my history here and I wanted to check if it said what date it was supposed to be coming out.

But the video wasn't there.

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It seems to have been completely scrubbed from Ash Coyote's Youtube page. Take a look, nothing but generic, insipid furtuber content for the last several months:

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The original URL for the video is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFI3wU5vlLM

And an archive here shows that the video was indeed located at this URL in the past: https://archive.ph/AmG2m

The archives don't save Youtube videos of course, but I think one of us farmers might have saved it earlier in the thread anyway.

Very curious that the announcement for the Tranch documentary has been completely removed from their personal troon furry documentarian's own channel. Any idea why they would have taken it down?
This was actually posted earlier in the thread, the trailer has infact been moved to vimeo of all places (dont know why). Also ash has been hanging around with the tranch during denfur and before that she was posting a bit about filming and what not. she was also the guest of honour at denfur as well and I presume chaperoned them around the place.

fucking burritos every day, goddamn fat fucks. also is that omelletes?
 
This was actually posted earlier in the thread, the trailer has infact been moved to vimeo of all places (dont know why). Also ash has been hanging around with the tranch during denfur and before that she was posting a bit about filming and what not. she was also the guest of honour at denfur as well and I presume chaperoned them around the place.


fucking burritos every day, goddamn fat fucks. also is that omelletes?
Weird. Was it moved to Vimeo after they took it down from Youtube? Or was it just mirrored on both sites in the first place, but Ash didn't remove it from Vimeo even though they did on Youtube... And if so, what was the point of that? It's such a minor thing yet it sticks out as odd. It's not like it was poorly recieved, Ash's youtube post was swarmed with comments from furries fawning over the troons, probably plenty of them troons themselves. They all couldn't wait for the premiere of the Tranch doc. So why would Ash choose to hide it away from this Youtube crowd later?.
 
Weird. Was it moved to Vimeo after they took it down from Youtube? Or was it just mirrored on both sites in the first place, but Ash didn't remove it from Vimeo even though they did on Youtube... And if so, what was the point of that? It's such a minor thing yet it sticks out as odd. It's not like it was poorly recieved, Ash's youtube post was swarmed with comments from furries fawning over the troons, probably plenty of them troons themselves. They all couldn't wait for the premiere of the Tranch doc. So why would Ash choose to hide it away from this Youtube crowd later?.
My guess is the website they have set up for the documentary had some autistic problems with video playback and adopted to use Vimeo instead because of tech issues (I ain't an IT dude so I don't know if this holds up well). Besides that ash has been posting on his twitter about the ranch and 'upcoming projects" (he posted a video about how he was following 2 different people so i presume he might have moved on now and is filming some random group of furries). So it looks to be it the documentary is going ahead but I digress.
 
I was going to say that I'm waiting for the Tranch documentary arc, and that them collapsing into a BPD fueled disaster might lead to the doc being cancelled. But this line of thought seems to have led me to something interesting and I'm not sure anyone has noticed yet. What happened was, I went to check Ash's Tranch documentary announcement video on Youtube. I had it in my history here and I wanted to check if it said what date it was supposed to be coming out.

But the video wasn't there.

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It seems to have been completely scrubbed from Ash Coyote's Youtube page. Take a look, nothing but generic, insipid furtuber content for the last several months:

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The original URL for the video is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFI3wU5vlLM

And an archive here shows that the video was indeed located at this URL in the past: https://archive.ph/AmG2m

The archives don't save Youtube videos of course, but I think one of us farmers might have saved it earlier in the thread anyway.

Very curious that the announcement for the Tranch documentary has been completely removed from their personal troon furry documentarian's own channel. Any idea why they would have taken it down?

My guess is that it might relate to Kevin tweeting out stuff about a bigger project happening and seeing if it goes through or not. The rights might have been picked up by someone or something.



Also, Alyssa/Kindness really might be the Yoko Oh No of the group. If she gets a gun, she's most likely to use it on herself due to how intense her moods are. She might one day go postal at work, at which work I don't know as she's been talking about quitting her job and picking up another. This could even end up with her at the ranch.
 
This is some random sperging and this is as good a place as any, but I got this to say:

One of the things that can draw a loose line around youthful/weak/autistic/borderline personalities is the predisposition to mirror other people.

I myself have mirrored other people; I have seen myself mirrored.

This is a neutral state and sometimes it's good and sometimes it's bad. It might be human nature.

Dylan Klebold mirrored Eric Harris; Sansa Stark mirrored Littlefinger; Luke Skywalker mirrored Ben Kenobi, Yoda, Han Solo, and Darth Vader.

I suspect that a lot of the so-called "headmates" or other personalities are mirrors of stronger people/characters that weak people find appealing in some way. Maybe one day you want to be a naive child; maybe the next day you want to be Tyrone out there who can cut a bitch.

I just can't fathom being so fragile that you think you need another person inside your own head to stand up for your interests.
 
This is some random sperging and this is as good a place as any, but I got this to say:

One of the things that can draw a loose line around youthful/weak/autistic/borderline personalities is the predisposition to mirror other people.

I myself have mirrored other people; I have seen myself mirrored.

This is a neutral state and sometimes it's good and sometimes it's bad. It might be human nature.

Dylan Klebold mirrored Eric Harris; Sansa Stark mirrored Littlefinger; Luke Skywalker mirrored Ben Kenobi, Yoda, Han Solo, and Darth Vader.

I suspect that a lot of the so-called "headmates" or other personalities are mirrors of stronger people/characters that weak people find appealing in some way. Maybe one day you want to be a naive child; maybe the next day you want to be Tyrone out there who can cut a bitch.

I just can't fathom being so fragile that you think you need another person inside your own head to stand up for your interests.

I think it's more about never having to take responsibility for your own actions and issues. "I don't have social anxiety, it's my headmate Ezra! I don't suck at shooting, Ezra does!" So you're never bad at anything, or awkward, or rude. If you piss someone off or do something shitty you can blame your headmate. If you want attention you can be a young or sick headmate.

It's the ultimate free pass to lie, cheat, and manipulate your way through life.
 
Weird. Was it moved to Vimeo after they took it down from Youtube? Or was it just mirrored on both sites in the first place, but Ash didn't remove it from Vimeo even though they did on Youtube... And if so, what was the point of that? It's such a minor thing yet it sticks out as odd. It's not like it was poorly recieved, Ash's youtube post was swarmed with comments from furries fawning over the troons, probably plenty of them troons themselves. They all couldn't wait for the premiere of the Tranch doc. So why would Ash choose to hide it away from this Youtube crowd later?.
I don't mind. You can download a glorious 500 MB 4K version on Vimeo (and not the fake Youtube kind).

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Is psycho Kindness going home after this weekend? I know she's supposed to only be there for a flying visit, but I reckon she/him/spedself will fall oh-so-madly-in-love with the male attention alpaca farming life that she never leaves.

Step 1) Just a couple of extra days, calls her boss and claims sickness.

Step 2) May as well make it the week! She'll definitely be heading back to her job next Monday. Absolutely. Pinky promise.

Step 3) Staying another weekend has convinced her - the tranch and such supporting, lurving trans sisters is where she needs to be for her mental health. The cis-tem that made her/his/fuckself's dysphoria so bad can sit n' spin. Refuses to contact her (now ex-) boss, as she was such an abusive, raping, natzee monster.

Fast-forward three months and she'll be looking for the next mark, once she's gotten bored of playing all the tranchers off against each other.

Can we start a betting pool for how quickly shim/sher/faygoself will squeal rape?
 
Huge photo (6MB), my new wallpaper.

#2 - The HQ video is amazing. It's like being there.
Looking at #2, I'm actually curious, now. I didn't think too much about Paul taking a picture of a shrub and saying "our land isn't barren!" But I'm looking at this drone photo and I'm baffled as to where he even found a shrub to cherry pick for a photo. I'm searching for a single patch of grass like trying to find an oasis in the Sahara.
 
Given how invested they are in their pseudo-revolutionary fantasy, I cannot help but wonder how many NFA weapons they have managed to horde away with absolutely no paperwork, and how many shitty AR clones they've converted to full auto.
My guess is zero because making machine guns takes effort. Now, unregistered SBRs because they've been playing the mating game with various AR uppers and lowers, that's possible. Lots of lazy idiots make SBRs without realizing because they don't know laws.
 
Is psycho Kindness going home after this weekend? I know she's supposed to only be there for a flying visit, but I reckon she/him/spedself will fall oh-so-madly-in-love with the male attention alpaca farming life that she never leaves.

Step 1) Just a couple of extra days, calls her boss and claims sickness.

Step 2) May as well make it the week! She'll definitely be heading back to her job next Monday. Absolutely. Pinky promise.

Step 3) Staying another weekend has convinced her - the tranch and such supporting, lurving trans sisters is where she needs to be for her mental health. The cis-tem that made her/his/fuckself's dysphoria so bad can sit n' spin. Refuses to contact her (now ex-) boss, as she was such an abusive, raping, natzee monster.

Fast-forward three months and she'll be looking for the next mark, once she's gotten bored of playing all the tranchers off against each other.

Can we start a betting pool for how quickly shim/sher/faygoself will squeal rape?
She's already home and schizoposting about quitting job, BonBon and ghosts. Tried to read it all but Twitter app crashed when I tried to scroll through it
 
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