DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Pargon]

Thanks, Phil. I was getting worried that my go-to comparison of you to the protagonist of Pink Floyd’s seminal double album The Wall was getting a little thin. Now I get to post stuff like this and like magic it’s totally relevant.

 

[Very Honest Content]

The Spawn figure wasn't even for his birthday. He wanted it so he could resell it, and got very pissed that his dad DIDN'T get it.

It's very telling too that in his mind, because it's his birthday, suddenly it's not entitlement to expect a particular gift to be waiting for you. That IS the entitlement, Dave.

"Rainy day fund" is money you have ready to spend when the weather is shitty enough water falls from the sky...

The twitter engagement whine saga is what I consider part of the ongoing "return to twitch desperate" saga. It'll pick up in the next few months when DSP is able to reapply for partner status I figure and I hope features an entertaining "split either the day or night stream off of youtube and back onto twitch" period that should have the wheelchairs spinning in circles trying to wrap their vegetable brains around his schedule. It's all emanating now from the lack of audience on youtube despite the $10K a month with you know who trying to charge back 6.5 of that in an effort to negate the other 3.5 not sent by the terminally unfunny autistic criminal.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

Please get this game away from DSP. This guy basically just said historical artifacts are useless and can be discarded after we recorded them

This was in regards to someone saying the Declaration of Independence is in a steel vault to be saved in case of attack.

DSP said "who cares, we already recorded what it says, that's stupid, people are too sentimental"

Phil...my homie...my boy...my dude...

There's a reason items of historical significance or highly important things, in general, are preserved. Want to know why?

Because when things get too old, they fall apart and are forever lost.

He might as well suggest we demolish Mt. Rushmore or the Lincoln memorial because "they're dead anyway, so who cares?"

Jesus dude. A bonus fact that didn't deserve its own post, DSP also didn't know that the Aztecs were in Mexico City

I bet he thinks the Aztecs have always spoken Spanish(like modern Spanish).

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Whoa whoa whoa take a look at this FUCKING SHILL

Playing a game 3 days early? I thought that this is a horrible practice that should be forbidden? I thought people who played games early should have their pre-release videos be declared "illegitimate gameplay?" What's going on big guy, is it okay when you do it? Of course it is. Also, I'd like you to remember the State of Decay 2 incident, because while many people got a free code to play the game early, one of the preorder bonuses for it was that you could play the game 4 days before release. However, in Dave's gin-pickled uninformed mind all of the people who were playing the game before release were paid shills.

 

[Prince Lotor]

How many of the accounts REE-Tweeting Phil are going to prominently feature literal cock-out anthro-hentai?

So Phil's plan is that the absolute degenerate fans that will actually REE-Tweet him are somehow going to get his Tweets seen by the 'Silent Majority' who have just forgotten about him and will excitedly flock back to his schtreams once reminded that he still exists.

Keep huffing that copium Phil. The only reason you exist right now is because you are a lolcow.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

Whoa whoa whoa take a look at this FUCKING SHILL
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Playing a game 3 days early? I thought that this is a horrible practice that should be forbidden? I thought people who played games early should have their pre-release videos be declared "illegitimate gameplay?" What's going on big guy, is it okay when you do it? Of course it is. Also, I'd like you to remember the State of Decay 2 incident, because while many people got a free code to play the game early, one of the preorder bonuses for it was that you could play the game 4 days before release. However, in Dave's gin-pickled uninformed mind all of the people who were playing the game before release were paid shills.

This is also the same guy that bought and played the Japanese version of Dark Souls 3 on Xbox One before it was released worldwide

 

[Sup3r]

This nigga playing TETRIS?!? Really?!

Holy shit, if DSP ever heard of being paid to play Tetris, he’d fucking cream his pants.

And then try to find a reason to quit asap when he realises that it takes skill to play and go back to his hugbox of walking sims and running from good players in sf.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

How many of the accounts REE-Tweeting Phil are going to prominently feature literal cock-out anthro-hentai?

So Phil's plan is that the absolute degenerate fans that will actually REE-Tweet him are somehow going to get his Tweets seen by the 'Silent Majority' who have just forgotten about him and will excitedly flock back to his schtreams once reminded that he still exists.

Keep huffing that copium Phil. The only reason you exist right now is because you are a lolcow.

Well so far we have this fine specimen

Although looking at their account it might just have been hijacked by a bot

 

[DontEatSilicaGel]

This nigga playing TETRIS?!? Really?!

Holy shit, if DSP ever heard of being paid to play Tetris, he’d fucking cream his pants.

He played. Was shit at it. Like everything else in life.

 

[UaineRunei]

Thanks, Phil. I was getting worried that my go-to comparison of you to the protagonist of Pink Floyd’s seminal double album The Wall was getting a little thin. Now I get to post stuff like this and like magic it’s totally relevant.

The Thin Ice
"Snowkarl, I'm serious now. STOP. It's your last warning, dood *snorts*"

The Hapiest Days of Our Lives
"I'm so happy with my life, right now! I have a beautiful mo- wife and an amazing son!"

(Not so) Young Lust
"I was scratching my leg, STOOPID. Get your ass banned ack ack ack"

Don't Leave Me Now
"Guys, I need your help right now. Twitch fucked me over, and now I need you more than ever!"

Hey You
"YES YOU! You almost got me killed!"

Is There Anybody Out There?
"Now my chat froze duhuhuh Great... For some reason nobody is talking"

Run Like Hell
"... and now Gojitenks joined the lobby... Great ack ack ack Now I have to leave. Fucking LOSER"

Stop
"These shithead troll trying to create a narrative about my military hat. STOP, if I see it in chat is going to be BAN, BAN, BAN, BAN, BAN"

The Trial
"Is Sean Ranklin here? I got a tip from Sean Ranklin, but I need to confirm. Please, speak up!"

 

[50 bit bitch]

Phil...my homie...my boy...my dude...

There's a reason items of historical significance or highly important things, in general, are preserved. Want to know why?

Because when things get too old, they fall apart and are forever lost.

He might as well suggest we demolish Mt. Rushmore or the Lincoln memorial because "they're dead anyway, so who cares?"

I bet he thinks the Aztecs have always spoken Spanish(like modern Spanish).

Bizzare take even for Phil, it makes him sound like he's about to join ISIS and destroy some monasteries

 

[Who Can Say]

Whoa whoa whoa take a look at this FUCKING SHILL
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Playing a game 3 days early? I thought that this is a horrible practice that should be forbidden? I thought people who played games early should have their pre-release videos be declared "illegitimate gameplay?" What's going on big guy, is it okay when you do it? Of course it is. Also, I'd like you to remember the State of Decay 2 incident, because while many people got a free code to play the game early, one of the preorder bonuses for it was that you could play the game 4 days before release. However, in Dave's gin-pickled uninformed mind all of the people who were playing the game before release were paid shills.

This particular brand of hypocrisy is nothing new for Phil. He did the same thing with the early leaked XBone versions of Fallout 4 and Dark Souls 3 even though they were scuffed and didn't have all the day 1 patches applied.

 

[Fapcop]

Whoa whoa whoa take a look at this FUCKING SHILL
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Playing a game 3 days early? I thought that this is a horrible practice that should be forbidden? I thought people who played games early should have their pre-release videos be declared "illegitimate gameplay?" What's going on big guy, is it okay when you do it? Of course it is. Also, I'd like you to remember the State of Decay 2 incident, because while many people got a free code to play the game early, one of the preorder bonuses for it was that you could play the game 4 days before release. However, in Dave's gin-pickled uninformed mind all of the people who were playing the game before release were paid shills.

Note also the total spendthrift waste of money. He of course had to get the “digital deluxe edition”.

Phil is an autist always stuck in the same pattern. Get the normie edition? Nah, Phil needs the DELUXE version.

This is something that goes all the way back to his earliest day on YouTube, where he’d show off the deluxe (empty) metal gamecases people could win from him.

But a Deluxe digital edition today makes literally no sense. You pay 30$ more and get what exactly? Some wallpapers to download? Extra jpgs? Maybe a skin or two?

But Phil does what he has always done: Ordered the Deluxe edition! It doesn’t matter if there’s no steel diskcase or figure. Phil is better than others and deserve the best.

And it’s what he has always done!

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

The Thin Ice
"Snowkarl, I'm serious now. STOP. It's your last warning, dood *snorts*"

The Hapiest Days of Our Lives
"I'm so happy with my life, right now! I have a beautiful mo- wife and an amazing son!"

(Not so) Young Lust
"I was scratching my leg, STOOPID. Get your ass banned ack ack ack"

Don't Leave Me Now
"Guys, I need your help right now. Twitch fucked me over, and now I need you more than ever!"

Hey You
"YES YOU! You almost got me killed!"

Is There Anybody Out There?
"Now my chat froze duhuhuh Great... For some reason nobody is talking"

Run Like Hell
"... and now Gojitenks joined the lobby... Great ack ack ack Now I have to leave. Fucking LOSER"

Stop
"These shithead troll trying to create a narrative about my militar hat. STOP, if I see it in chat is going to be BAN, BAN, BAN, BAN, BAN"

The Trial
"Is Sean Ranklin here? I got a tip from Sean Ranklin, but I need to confirm. Please, speak up!"

Empty Spaces
The dead air in his commentary between him reading out text and "du-huh-huh" laughing. Or what's between the ears of his whales.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Note also the total spendthrift waste of money. He of course had to get the “digital deluxe edition”.

Phil is an autist always stuck in the same pattern. Get the normie edition? Nah, Phil needs the DELUXE version.

This is something that goes all the way back to his earliest day on YouTube, where he’d show off the deluxe (empty) metal gamecases people could win from him.

But a Deluxe digital edition today makes literally no sense. You pay 30$ more and get what exactly? Some wallpapers to download? Extra jpgs? Maybe a skin or two?

But Phil does what he has always done: Ordered the Deluxe edition! It doesn’t matter if there’s no steel diskcase or figure. Phil is better than others and deserve the best.

And it’s what he has always done!

I checked and the digital deluxe edition comes with DLCs, the standard one doesn't, that's the difference.

EDIT: Also, it's the digital deluxe edition that lets you play the game 3 days early. He paid 10 bucks to play the game 3 days early, because he sure as shit won't care about the khanent that's in the DLCs.

 

[BrandNewDetractor]

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That guy with one follower got more likes and retweets than Phil's tweets in general.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

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Phil... I know most of the time that would be a sick burn. But:

1. You don't need followers to see that tweet. Or most tweets.
2. You Streisand'd that tweet into relevance with your clever remark.

 

[LieLieFyre]

If i had enough brain power i would set up a twitter bot that just retweets all his tweets with those crying laughing emojis. Wait does banning someone stop those from showing too? If so it's a waste of time.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

Note also the total spendthrift waste of money. He of course had to get the “digital deluxe edition”.

Phil is an autist always stuck in the same pattern. Get the normie edition? Nah, Phil needs the DELUXE version.

This is something that goes all the way back to his earliest day on YouTube, where he’d show off the deluxe (empty) metal gamecases people could win from him.

But a Deluxe digital edition today makes literally no sense. You pay 30$ more and get what exactly? Some wallpapers to download? Extra jpgs? Maybe a skin or two?

I can see paying extra for a deluxe edition if you love a series/franchise or if you just want the extra goodies(Hell, I bought REmake 2 deluxe edition in the past because I love RE 2 and the RE franchise). Not Phil, though. It's like you said:

But Phil does what he has always done: Ordered the Deluxe edition! It doesn’t matter if there’s no steel diskcase or figure. Phil is better than others and deserve the best.

And it’s what he has always done!