DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Iron Hamster]

Is it sad that I don't even think Phil is clever enough to come up with a stupid nickname like "kiwifarts"

I imagine maybe he was rambling to Kat about stuff he's read here (like I'm sure he does on a regular basis) and she called it that and he said "THATS SO FUNNY OMG!!! ACK ACK ACK KIWI FARTS ACK ACK ACK IM GONNA START CALLING IT THAT"

I'll go you one better. He was ranting to his actual mother and she said "what are kiwifarts?"

 

[Fapcop]

And then try to find a reason to quit asap when he realises that it takes skill to play and go back to his hugbox of walking sims and running from good players in sf.

LOLOL!

I don’t know about you, but I’d fucking love to hear Phil complain about “input lahg” and “I DIDNT DO THAT!!!” in goddamn TETRIS.

 

[SilverReaper]

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As always. Philippe's retort to a solid argument is an ad hominem. Spectacular.

 

[Sup3r]

LOLOL!

I don’t know about you, but I’d fucking love to hear Phil complain about “input lahg” and “I DIDNT DO THAT!!!” in goddamn TETRIS.

Definitely. Especially since Tetris is so simple, his excuses (which are already so pathetic and overused) would stretch to insane levels of incredulity.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

Whoa whoa whoa take a look at this FUCKING SHILL
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Playing a game 3 days early? I thought that this is a horrible practice that should be forbidden? I thought people who played games early should have their pre-release videos be declared "illegitimate gameplay?" What's going on big guy, is it okay when you do it? Of course it is. Also, I'd like you to remember the State of Decay 2 incident, because while many people got a free code to play the game early, one of the preorder bonuses for it was that you could play the game 4 days before release. However, in Dave's gin-pickled uninformed mind all of the people who were playing the game before release were paid shills.

I’d bet that Phil’s justification is that the game was already released in Japan and alottapiuple would’ve already searched for spoilers so he’s not taking advantage of anything, dood! (Hint hint: it hasn’t, for the first time in the series the game’s going to have a simultaneous release date in Japan and West)

Can’t wait to see the eventual wagequit, though.

“Sadly, there’s not much support when I play this game, I don’t know why! I’m having fun with the game and really enjoying it, okay?!

I don’t know dood, it just seems to me that some of my viewing audience doesn’t care about long Japanese games and that’s sad, there’s games beyond American developers! SNORT

Anyway, I anhestly hope the khantributions pick up when I play Call of Duty or Street Fighter, okay? SNORT SNORT ”

 

[Fapcop]

How many of the accounts REE-Tweeting Phil are going to prominently feature literal cock-out anthro-hentai?

So Phil's plan is that the absolute degenerate fans that will actually REE-Tweet him are somehow going to get his Tweets seen by the 'Silent Majority' who have just forgotten about him and will excitedly flock back to his schtreams once reminded that he still exists.

Keep huffing that copium Phil. The only reason you exist right now is because you are a lolcow.

Gotta love it when Phil starts with his “They might say: ‘Oh! Is that DSP guy still around?! I’ll have to check him out!’”

As if there was this huuuge group of old fans who, through random memory loss, just had forgotten about him.

Instead of the facing the painful reality that anyone who ever heard of him are either:

A: Randos who know him as “the guy” who fapped on his stream.

B: Old fans that he chased away with toxicity, greed and boring games/gameplay/streams.

C: Ironic fans/people who know him from TIHYDP that he managed to chase away through disabling comments and playing boring games/bad TIHYDP material.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I see everything is going according to plan.

No retweets and 6 more likes in 6 hours.

 

[Iron Father]

As always. Philippe's retort to a solid argument is an ad hominem. Spectacular.

His 'clap-backs' are the absolute worst.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

I checked and the digital deluxe edition comes with DLCs, the standard one doesn't, that's the difference.

EDIT: Also, it's the digital deluxe edition that lets you play the game 3 days early. He paid 10 bucks to play the game 3 days early, because he sure as shit won't care about the khanent that's in the DLCs.

he needs those day -3 views, dood! this is going to launch his career into the stratosphere!

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

Has Phil ever gotten a game early and taken advantage of it? Isn't he just gonna get the game 4 days early and then stream it 3 days after the release date?

I remember how he made a big stink about getting FO4 early and didn't even really take advantage of having an advance copy.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Has Phil ever gotten a game early and taken advantage of it? Isn't he just gonna get the game 4 days early and then stream it 3 days after the release date?

I remember how he made a big stink about getting FO4 early and didn't even really take advantage of having an advance copy.

He did take advantage, he skipped the wedding of Leanna's relatives to play it.

 

[Fapcop]

His 'clap-backs' are the absolute worst.

What’s extra funny is Phil’s belief that his TWENTY FIVE THOUSAND followers and VERIFIED status makes him kind of a big deal.

Guess he has never heard about Twitter followers being for sale for cheap.

Lol! It’d be kinda funny if some troll bought him some twitter followers.

Phil would T-Pose to the max and enter Big Dick Burnell-mode to brag to the hundred people on his chat how he KNEW there was a big silent majority, and his pahsitive changes of locking down replies have made them come out.

And then have them disappear again a week later. (Don’t know if you can actually do that, don’t know much about SM manipulation.)

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Has Phil ever gotten a game early and taken advantage of it? Isn't he just gonna get the game 4 days early and then stream it 3 days after the release date?

I remember how he made a big stink about getting FO4 early and didn't even really take advantage of having an advance copy.

Dark Souls 3, he used the workaround where you buy the game using yen by switching your location to Japan (the game came out a month earlier in Japan), after which you could change your region back to where you are and you'll get the English pre-release version meant for game journos which made enemies have 20% less health.

 

[Fapcop]

He did take advantage, he skipped the wedding of Leanna's relatives to play it.

No DOOD! Facking trolls threatened the wedding if Phil showed up.

To protect Leanna’s family from these mentally ill shitheads, Phil gracefully stayed away and played the new game instead.

 

[FamicomGorby]

What’s extra funny is Phil’s belief that his TWENTY FIVE THOUSAND followers and VERIFIED status makes him kind of a big deal.

I still don't get how being "verified" on Twitter became such a big deal on the net. Like all it should mean, and really does mean, is that the account belongs to person it says it does. Somehow though it's gotten to be "I'M VERIFIED AND THAT MEANS I'M IMPORTANT" which Twitter doesn't help by revoking verification of people that wrongthink.

 

[Fapcop]

Dark Souls 3, he used the workaround where you buy the game using yen by switching your location to Japan (the game came out a month earlier in Japan), after which you could change your region back to where you are and you'll get the English pre-release version meant for game journos which made enemies have 20% less health.

Honestly surprised Phil would have the brains and “technical know how” to pull this off. “VEEPEEN? No you morahn! The game is called DARK SOULS!”

Guess someone handheld him through it.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I still don't get how being "verified" on Twitter became such a big deal on the net. Like all it should mean, and really does mean, is that the account belongs to person it says it does. Somehow though it's gotten to be "I'M VERIFIED AND THAT MEANS I'M IMPORTANT" which Twitter doesn't help by revoking verification of people that wrongthink.

All it shows me is who the tards are for the most part

 

[Fapcop]

I still don't get how being "verified" on Twitter became such a big deal on the net. Like all it should mean, and really does mean, is that the account belongs to person it says it does. Somehow though it's gotten to be "I'M VERIFIED AND THAT MEANS I'M IMPORTANT" which Twitter doesn't help by revoking verification of people that wrongthink.

It isn’t. Especially these days when total randos can get verified.

It is a major ego boost for narcissists like Phil though. Who you could be sure would complain against the “verified shills and sellouts” if he wasn’t verified himself.

 

[Fapcop]

If i had enough brain power i would set up a twitter bot that just retweets all his tweets with those crying laughing emojis. Wait does banning someone stop those from showing too? If so it's a waste of time.

Set up a REALDSP Bot that retweets all of his tweets, but that trolls can reply to.

He’d try to pretend he doesn’t care (or would rail against “stealing his kahntent”) but you know it would irk him in a major way.

 

[whirly]

I might be late on noticing this but what the fuck is this wannabe made-up inspirational quote he put in his twitter header. Looks like some shit helicopter moms would share on facebook